Inspired by the soundcloud thread. I propose we make a mixtape together. If you can write down some stuff that will rhyme good to a beat I will record it to any beat you want desu. Also if you have beats of your own we will use that as well.
>>36380239
This is a bad idea but I'll post an instrumental soon
Oregano
didn't the soundcloud thread die fairly quickly?
>>36380239
My nan is old
She's also bald
No one better try to
fuck my 2d waifu
I'm the meme master, spell caster og
anal fisured, grand wizard mc
level 30, from the dirty
r-9-triple oh baby (a triple) !
piss jug extraordinaire
that doesn't care
if his pubic hair could scare the seat of his computer chair
a neet that's too aware
with no beat or a snare
i don't need a job
i just take what is there
everyday i arrive to the board
in an '09 honda accord
rushing passed your kinda a Ford
to take as many memes as my hard drive can store
i'm a pirate and i'm climbing aboard
to bend you over your keyboard
and penetrate you with my slimy silicon sword
Moot please untie me I'm bored.
I want you to come find me and award
me the title of fun rhyming shitposting lord
[used in a old freestyle thread]
>>36381094
this is perfect! Actually do you have anything else saved from the feestyle thread?
>>36381156
No I wrote that a year ago in a freestyle thread and I was so proud of it that I went to the archives and found it.
I'll try to find my other free styles.
>>36381156
Here's the thread. Make sure you share the finished product.
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/28398260/#28400012
>>36380239
Khans kave mk3 use a sample from that track to make some doppee shiy.
OP make something that will have wide r9k appeal (like the fucking normies track that floated around for a while).
If anybody else posts a freestyle I'll do another one.
Women suck
just not my dick
>>36380442
https://a.uguu.se/hzNrzAtdUPi0.aif
>>36381448
Fuck the internet, fried my brain, shit aint comin back
Found my call in that
life was simple jack
Promis that
Now im fallin flat
Aint no comin back
Promis that
Sold me on lies that I could live out my dreams
Then took all my money and told me work for thr green
Im grreezy and dirty an I cant never be clean.
Nigga this aint about drugs
This just about bein mean.
I feel like im living too long but I aint got no mouth to scream
My bars are weak.
I use wimpy ass a-a rhyming techniques.
I aint made for it.