How sad is your life?

>>36487487
>buy beer at store
>finish
>go to different store to buy beer
>eventually become well known at all the stores.

>>36487487
>Continue to exist in the shadow of the success that surrounds me

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>>36487487
i spend hours interviewing myself as if i was famous

>>36487487

I spend about 3 hours edging/masturbating per day, 5 hours dwelling in my escapist fantasies and avoiding dealing with my problems. 5 hours wageslaving. The rest of the day goes to shitposting or sleeping.

I haven't talked in 3 weeks.
I only leave my house to check the mail, mow the lawn, or get groceries
The only reason I'm not dead yet is because I'm too lazy to plan it out

>>36487584

I'm willing to bet that you look highly amusing while you are mowing the lawn.

>work, weed, vidya, sleep, repeat
>room has been obscenely dirty for 6 months
>losing weight so I look better physically
>girl shows interest in me and all I can think is "You have no idea what you're getting into and you'll just reject me later" so I ignore her

A mixed bag of feels

>>36487487
I talk to myself all the time. And none of the conversations are remotely interesting

>>36487536
kek wtf
so do i

>>36487487
Just ordered a top hat

>>36487602
>a tall fat super pale white guy
Totally, at least I shave off the neckbeard before I go out.

>>36487639

Is your name Andrew?

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>>36487636
If you have a beard you can kind of pull one off.

>>36487672
Nope. Nobody knows me irl.

>>36487487
I shitpost on 4chan with the most blatantly obvious bait possible. I pretend to be a socialist SJW on /pol/, a contrarian retard on /lit/, /v/ and /tv/ and call comics and cartoons shit for babbies on /co/. My life is pretty sad.

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>>36487487
>wake up at 1pm after being drunk all night taking codeine & sleeping pills
>find all my clothes lying around my bed, along with copious amounts of cum tissues lost in this pile, have vanished
>scream at my parents for touching my stuff
>yell at them I fucking hate my life like a teenager
>im a 25yr old neet
Beat that

oregano buimperino then responding for realz yo

Okay, so now that the thread isn't dying and I have time to type up a post
>20
>KV
>no gf ever
>spend atleast 5 hours a day on /r9k/
>too autistic for the normies
>too normal for the autists
I like to think that I've come to terms with being alone, but I'm constantly on tinder and other dating sites

Well, I have checked 4chan

>>36487510
Man thats literally what I was thinking about these days, even the same words, Im just a messy piece of shit lurking in the Shadow of family members, so called friends, neighboors, aquaintances. I just wish I could go to sleep one night and never wake up again

my day

>wake up at 1700
>shit, shave (sometimes), shower
>eat a breakfast of bacon and scrambled eggs
>begin shitpostng online at 1830 sharp
>start drinking vodka at 2100
>listen to music, shitpost, drink and jerk off until 0600
>eat four entire eggs
>go to sleepy-byes by 0700
>relaxing dream of killing myself