If you could talk to 6 year old chris. What would you say.

just invest in google cause you'll abandon your post

>>36487648
It would have been pointless since it was shitty parenting that led him to this point.

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>>36487648
"Follow your dreams; and don't let anyone tell you otherwise!"

>>36487648
Build lots of totems

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>>36487648
"You will be a meme of spectacular potency"

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Get out of Barb's house and do a lot of drugs
Don't eat so much
Transition earlier
Don't enter the contest
Play sonic with friends and keep your sonichu comics a secret

I would get a job voicing a robot mall bear, and tell him that the internet is the antichrist, and never touch a computer

>>36487648
is he now depressed or happy?

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If I had the ability to go back in time I'd give every single child-form robots free candy loaded with hormones and keep giving to them until they eventually look like girls

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>>36488046
>ywn be a robot youngling groomed and "abused" by a lewd older man

You're going to win kid.

Mary Lee Walsh loves the Fuck out of Micheal Schneider

carpe diem kiddo.

>>36488046

I honestly hope you die in a fire

"Sure, I'll be your friend."

oreganopogano

"I'll get you out of your parent's home and you'll receive the help you need"
I am never gonna do it, but he would have hope.

>>36487648

If I couldn't make it, you sure as hell can't

>>36487648
he's autistic and has 0 self awareness

there is no saving him