*sniffle* >"A-anon can you please let me stay here, Chad

*closes door in your face*

*loudly engages door lock and deadbolt and chain lock*

*stomp slowly away back to my room*

*call police and report trespasser loudly claiming that she's going to kill herself so she'd get Baker acted*

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>>36492312
READ THE SIGN ROASTIE NO GIRLS ALLOWED REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>36492312
No, you can't stay here. You'll have to spend the night on the street. That's what you get for being a filthy whore.

>>36492312
Yea okay, if you give me $10 dollars.

Come in, I'll start cooking eggs.

>>36492312
We enforce a strict no clothing policy with my household for outsiders. I'm sorry but, for security reason you must do this or leave. I have some humanity left in me, so I'll allow you to sleep in your car in my driveway. There's a hose to the side if you need water

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>>36492340
Best answer, don't tolerate breaking of NAP.

>>36492312
Yea come in i needed to clean a flat anyways

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O-okay Stacy! I- I'm glad we can finally hang out together!

>>36492428
Fucking lel

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>unzips pants
>"sure Stacy as soon as you're done sucking this cock"

>let her stay
>since she's asking in person she obviously doesn't have my number or email, so no record of contact
>overpower her and force her to be my sex slave

Anyone else?

>>36492493
>calling the police
>using the states monopoly on violence for personal gain
fucking fascist

>>36492532
Excellent idea! But i dont have basement...

>>36492531
holy shit
I know this girl
she is a hairdresser in my town at the mall
She cut my hair the other day and I didnt give her a tip because she cut my scalp

>>36492312
"Nope"
>Later jerk off furiously for getting to turn down a stacy for the first time ever

>>36492562
What about the attic?
It's not like anyone ever uses them for anything anyway. I can't even remember the last time I walked into mine

>>36492312
I've got no room sorry

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I don't know, Stacy. Do you really not have anyone else who can better console you like your other friends? I don't I'll be able to give you the help you need, sorry.

"Hahaha get off my property whore"

>>36492640
All the help she needs is a good slap-around from his daddy.

>>36492312
"why don't you go to brad?"
if there is nobody else i would provide sanctuary

>>36492557
>implying It wasn't subscription to private security agency providing services for money

Sorry, you have to sleep in the bed you made. You chose Chad over me, so you stay with Chad.

>>36492777
/thread

Kek wills this option.

>>36492580
blackmail her
rognial post

>>36492760
>money
I hope you mean bitcoin, fiat currency using scum

>>36492777
You could at least get her to suck your dick first, before kicking her out with that advice.

>>36492878
>You could at least get her to suck your dick first
How?

>>36493125
Lie to her & say she can stay as soon as she sucks you off.
After you're done jizzing on her face, you tell her to kick rocks and sleep blissfully.

>>36493197
Then she'll scream rape. Should video tape it and post it on all the normie social media sites. To ruin her on front of all the stacys.

>>36494077
I'd just secretly record it with my phone then, that way I have proof that she consented.

>>36492340
Hi, Floridanon

Sure, but you're gonna have to eat these eggs...

>>36492312
>Sorry, no animals allowed in the building.

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>>36494077
At that point you're playing such a dangerous game that is hard to win when you're unlikable.

As an incel, your best bet for your real life is to not get involved in whatever triangle that she's in the middle of. You are a pawn and she'll drag dirt into your house and "feel soooooooo bad" when it affects you.

>Anon, can you be a character witness?
>Anon, I need to stay for 2 more nights
>Anon, it happened again, can I stay here again?
>Anon, can you bring home food for me?
>Anon, I know you think that we're getting closer, but you're like my brother, my guardian angel
>Anon, I need money for makeup to cover my wound that still hurts! I can't pay rent
>Anon, it's just marijuana, no cop is going to care!

If you just close the door on her, you get rid of her opportunity to fuck with you life.

>>36494456
Nigger im saying get her to suck ur dick then tell her to fuck off with cum on her face

>>36494256
Nah humiliate her be open that your recording it call her a slut while she sucks your dick before telling her to get fucked

>>36494741
I'm saying that it's easy for that to backfire on you. Even if you record her, you might still catch a charge because people like Stacy more than they like you.

>>36494766
Nah I could never be that cruel, As much as I fantasize about it I'm too timid & shy to go full on dom Chad mode in a instant.
Now that I think about it I probably wouldn't even have the balls to ask for a bj lol, I'd let her sleep on my bed while I take the couch

>>36494766
>videotaping a black-eyed girl obediently sucking you off
That couldn't possibly go wrong.

>>36492531
>premature ejaculating
kek

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>>36492312
No, now fuck off kebab.

um sorry mommy doesn't let me talk to strangers

I'd really like to live with someone as long as the person took their part of the house chores

>tfw no friend, male or female, to live together with and talk to sometimes during the day to feel like you're not being slowly alienated from this world
>you will never be angry at them from making too much noise and put your headphones for a few hours
>you will never go out with them to eat something/watch a movie/whatever when you have some spare money
>you will never be there to listen to them complaining about Chad/Stacy until they feel better
>you will never get advice on clothes/dating from them that might not even work but make you feel happy that someone who is not your family cares
>you will never share secrets and stories over the years
>you will never feel a meaningful connection with another person
>tfw no friend