my girlfriend left me for a 45 year old. she's 19. how

HA HA HA.... give it up loser.

Get going while the going is good.

Don't be cap'n-save-a-hoe let 'er go.

Tou need to move on then go eeeewwww when she hitd you back up for that yung hung

>>36688084
>>36688102
it's fucking disgusting
i rather wish she turned into a lesbian

>>36688050
You don't. She's made her choice. If she's willing to leave you for any reason save abuse, then she's not worth your time.

>>36688050
Make him die of a heart attack.

>>36688050
me on the right

sorry bro

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>>36688158

Hey if it makes you feel any better:

I was dating this hot italian babe for two years, I met her through my buddy who was fucking her sister.

Anyways about a two years later he told me that their 50 yo nigger neighbour ended up fucking both sisters... not at the same time... but both of 'em.

I was first disgusted thinking what a fucking whores.... then I kinda regretted the fact that I could of also fucked her little sister if I had tried, afterall she was just my buddy's fuck friend.

Now I have a great girl who's not a whore and I've a baby too.

So don't worry bro... I've literally god's truth been there, so don't worry, the sting fades.

let her go, she's a slutbag and you can't eat her pussy anymore cuz it has grandpa semen fermentation.

>>36688709
>10 pm, browsing 4chan
>someone starts knocking on my apartment door
>not quite banging, just knocking really fast and forcefully
>sit still and wait, hoping they'll fuck off
>5min later they haven't, I open the door
>it's Jordan Peterson
>wants to know if I'd like to buy a DVD Extended Collection (this is what he actually calls it) of his lectures
>tell him no but he's really enthusiastic and I feel bad so I end up buying two anyway
>after this he asks if I want to buy a new kind of air filter, says he's got several in his truck, keeps hyping them up
>I say no, he seems really disappointed and kind of upset with himself
>he leaves
>look out the window and he's pulling out in a white pickup with like twenty stand-up air purifiers in boxes in the back
wtf

>>36688709
what's really fucked up is she was the valedictorian of our highschool and goes to an ivyleague school

how dumb can a smart person be?

>>36688766

No... that's not really fucked up... otherwise it would have been the subject, what's really fucked up is that she's a whore.

Anyway, don't worry, it may feel like a blow to your ego but you should be thankful that she was honest with her whoredom and saved you from wasting your life on a cumrag... now you are free to fuckup again!

>>36688972
would anon hate me if i'm a 33 year old trying to date my neighbor's daughter at 18 yo ? we've gone to the movies a few times. she's into me

it's not lust. i really care for her

>>36688050
you don't
you dodge a bullet

She is a gold digger.