Any stories of narrowly avoiding death anons? >be me, 17

so youre saying you couldve gotten laid but instead you pussied out

I used to really enjoy hamtaro, thanks for reminding me.

>fell downhill skiing
>full speed to a stop with my shoulder, snapped my collarbone in two
>had it been a few more degrees would've landed on my head and snapped my neck

>Fell on a moped
>wasn't going very fast but slid off the road from a roughly meter wide gap between a metal barrier and a wooden electricity pole.
>Would've at least been seriously injured if not dead if I had slammed into either one.

>Out camping, open flame in front of our tent
>wake up with the tent filled with smoke and on fire, and got out right before the fucking thing collapsed.

Ah, childhood.

>be 6 years old
>Playing with grandma's big ass dog
>find a bone on the ground
>decide to dip the bone in bleach and throw it at the dog
>bleach gets in dogs eyes
>dog grabs me and starts biting the shit out of my head and i lose consciousness
>dad sees me being dragged around the ground and punches the dog in the face

I guess thats why im so autistic. Cause dog bit me head

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>>37647786
>choked on a piece of candy as a child
>couldn't breate
>was alone
>family upstairs
>I'm on the floor
>feeling light headed
>somehow it went down my throat
>coughing like crazy on the floor
>tears in my eyes
>begin to vomit
>get yelled at by parents who finally come see what was going on
>they see their son crying with vomit all over him cause he was laying on the floor
>parents get mad at son and make him clean up the mess he made
>don't eat anymore candy for a few weeks
I ALMOST FUCKING DIED
almost