Free gf thread

W-when do I get one now?

claimed
pls mail to 16 Amber rd. wooddale NY 10876

Gimme. How do I redeem?

Real Shit?

Do I really get a free gf!

>>37842637
Real as fuck

>>37842554
>free
we all know that isn't true

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You get what you pay for. NO. THANKS.

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gfs only for dubs or higher. Sorry fellas, gee effs are a scarce material these days. This isn't a trick or anything, really.

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One to go, please!

if this post ends in 4, you're gf will die in her sleep the day before you would meet her

>>37842711
Getting them is free, the maintenance and running costs is what gets you.

If dubs, op is being truthful

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gfs are so retro
i hate nostalgia posters
it's all about bfs now

>>37842554
Rolling for athlethic and outdoorsy gf

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>>37842872
>bf
>not gf (males)
Get with the times, gramps. Nobody likes bfs anymore.

I want a gf to paint on under uv light while tripping balls

>>37842554
when does mine arrive?

sup sluts. I shower daily and have a job. Hit me up

>>37842554
PLEASE PLEASE GIB FREE GF

If I don't get one until tomorrow, I'd probably kill myself.

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give me this one onegai

Do I still get one if I'm already married?

>>37842554
I seen this same fucking post three weeks ago.

posting for free gf

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Any normies want to trade? Looking to upgrade to a newer model...

gib me gf pls

Can't risk it. The last 100 threads didn't work, hopefully this one does.

I'm here for the free hoe giveaway?

I'm 7'2" and weigh 60 lbs. Hit me up ladies

>>37842554
dubs and i'll get qt 3.14 gf this year

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gib an original gf

1 free obsesive gf deliver please

>>37842554
ever read that deep web story about the half blind and deaf sex slaves cut off at the knees and elbows? Finding one of those on your front porch is a free GF. ANything else is a fucking curse.

if dubs I get a qt gf this year for sure and don't go into full depression

quads and i get a gf tommorow

pls i need a gf give it to me plz

>>37842554
Alright I'll be waiting for my free gf

>>37842554
Ummm Op? She isn't here yet.

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God, you guys are fucking losers. Girls don't belong on r9k, they are attentionwhoring bitches. The ones who disagree, you are desperate beta males. R9K is for lonely males. Girls and traps have ruined this place.

>>37844615
what are you going to do with your free gf?

I guess it couldn't get worse by posting in this thread.

>>37842554
It's girls like OP's pic that make me think about this song.

https://youtu.be/UupHWXhFl40

I may not be religious but I am a very superstitious human being.

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>>37842554

I want a gf for takeout thank you very much

I would like one of those please family

I wish I could could have you L

I have never seen a thread so devoid of (You)'s.

>>37842554
I need one with a big ass and pale skin.

I'm pretty sure your lying, but id rather have a job

Colored hair is way too attractive

>>37842554
I already have a gf.
Thank you for the offer though.

i want a gf like her

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o wow any1 kno if dis legit?

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my hand is going dry

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>>37842554
I recognise that girl (and that wall).

i want an asian one i can slap around and sexually satisfy, thanks

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Raven hair, fair skin, not a churchy girl?

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>>37845796
i recognize that wall too

DUBS
Not original

>>37845844
any more pictures of that wall that you are aware of?

Yes hello hi I have arrived for the ONE (1) free GF.

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>>37845937
yeah a few

Yay gimme that grl

What does "free" mean? Does it mean I'll get a millionaire heiress gf who pays for herself?

Be there no more hope in this yo n here would a good for no more you will render unto there will be yet one who you will see here and there, once at once yet once at not once will once see, once, once you wend your wind to more you sill the sell here you see what there will never go to you, 'round whence there never were. Lest, lo! For to go? Were any barbany to see what will be, fore to me, lest we be? Just when I once had, loved life and then, when it came to, just about, therefore, God, I had all at once, if once, there once, once more, volleyed and thundered, make reply, whence. But lest! Lest, lo!

trips decide the fate of my post number

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>>37842554
This thread has gfs too.

>>>37846793

send them to my house pls

gib qt 3.14 pls

>>37844555
winrar
youn new gf will arrive in the mail in 3-4 working days