>be me
>in dollar tree
>see sloppy joe (pic related)
>decide to have for lunch
>buy it
>at lunchtime on construction site
>peace of shit can opener my stupid sister bought can't open a fucking can
>take mini small knife to pry open can
>it fucking snaps on me
>somehow open it up
>sause flys all over me
>wipe it off
>get fork and look for meat
>there is no meat
>just this OVERLY saluted tomato sause
>look at the can
>under the SLOPPYJOE and above the BIG PICTURE OF A SLOPPYJOE it say in tiney words "sause"
>its just the sause
>this is my lunch plus a few pretzels
>what the fuck
JUST!
>>39450142
Learn what cooking is before buying cans of ingredients next time. If you are buying lunch at a store just get something fresh.
>literally says "sloppy joe sauce"
>OP is too retarded to read the can properly
>"REEEEE!!! FALSE ADVERTISING!"
>piece of shit can opener
Every single time someone had claimed a can opener was shit, I took it from them and opened the can. They all function the same way, you might just be too retarded to use it.
>>39450292
>you might just be too retarded to use it.
>He can't read
>He's a shit skin
>He calls it sause
>"somehow opens it up"
>Spills it all over himself
Of course he's retarded
>>39450142
>He wanted to eat meat from a can
>>39450292
No trust me this is actually a piece of shit can opener
>>39450311
I work construction dumbass of course I have a tan you weak piece of shit cum rag
I always thought Americans being this retarded was just a meme, guess it's really true
>>39450334
That's not a tan shit skin. Not everybody is as dumb as you, you goofy mutt
>>39450348
Sure if you stay in the Summer Sun for 3 months and stay as pale as the moon you fucking cum shit guzzler
>>39450343
clearly not american
look at the skin on his hands, and the way he types
>>39450405
That's pretty much your average American these days
>>39450405
How do Americans type?
>>39450427
Like human beings, refraining from using phrases like
>cum shit guzzler
>piece of shit cum rag
>sause
>peace of shit
>"sloppyjoe"
>>39450367
>tfw Pedro tries insulting you with his broken ass English
lmao
>>39450493
>harold think his sunburns make him superior
Hahaha! Kys
>>39450528
>the shit skin thinks he can't get sunburned
You're getting dumber by the post. Is this exchange expending your available bants?
>>39450142
>false advertising
>sauce is clearly written on the fucking front of the can
this reminds me of the ogre thread for some reason
>>39450142
>mad beaner gets sauced the post
I have a similar story
>get canned poutine
>it's just the gravy
>too poor to afford cheese curds
>mom buys orange juice
>From concentrate
>Contains 2% juice
This grinds my gears that this exists. Like yeah, I know it's meant to deceive poor morons but still it's annoying because my mom only buys the "best value" foods not realizing how they are jewing her. If I go shopping I buy the 100% juice not from concentrate, and I still feel like they are jewing me somehow. The fruit juice industry is sleazy as hell.