>19th birthday (canadafag, so can get into bars now)
>nope
>spending it on 4chan
Got any birthday stories, /r/obots?
>>37698840
>morning of 10th birthday
>mom gets phonecall
>grandfather on dads side just died
>mom starts crying
>family and friends of father show up
>everyone mourning
>dad comes home from work smiling
>"HAPPY BIRTH- why's everyone crying?"
>they break the news to him
>his expression goes blank
>sits down in silence while everyone is there
>they eventually leave
>he goes into the bathroom and goes into an all out rage
>breaks the entire bathroom
>comes out with bloody knuckles
>walks straight out of house
>hours later he comes back
>he staggers about and slurs his words
>he does this for the next year
>loses his job
>gets divorced from my mother
>he becomes an alcoholic
>ends up at rehab
>comes out clean as a whistle
>seems like a completely different person
>ends up back with my mother
>she cheats on him
>he becomes a homeless alcoholic
>he drunkenly tells me that he fucking hates me
>haven't seen him in 5 years
>mfw my birthday was the day my father pretty much died
>>37699095
Too sad for /r9k/
>>37699095
All I can say is damn.