>spend $87 all together on a Halloween costume
>spent hours finding the perfect accessories for it
>"Sorry femanon, turns out the party is for me and my coworkers only"
JUST....
What are you guys doing on Halloween? What are you being?
Tits or get out cunt
>>23305262
You didn't have to mention that you're female. You only did it for replies.
Not being a burgerland resident try and avoid it.
Hi I'm from Uruguay
Going to talk to the radio tomorrow about mass murders
Where is this Hiroshima Nagasaki dude and why you all beta?
Is for Radio, thank u
podcast?
>>23305231
FM Radio from the University
the owner lives in Japan and we are not all betas but most of us are because we treat girl as equals and that sort of thing and that looks quite beta but its just respect
You simpletons keep making the same old garbage threads about femanons, tfwnogf, alphas, cuckoldry, faggotry of all kinds, etc. etc. The list goes on and on... Seriously, what the fuck. Do you think this is how men of the past spent their time? FESTERING in their perverse addiction to porn, wallowing in their insane urge to have sex? Constantly scrolling through pictures of dicks of other men, women whose looks will fade in a decade's time, being spurred to masturbate OVER AND OVER AGAIN and crying about not being able to have sex?
No, this is wrong. I made this post to show you how debased, how degenerated you dogs have become. You will carry out an existence that will end in regret, shame, and longing for a life that was always there, a life that you simply refused to participate in because you were too busy making posts on this utterly FILTHY website.
You realize this has become pathological right? Look at the illness on this board.
If you don't start paying attention to what I'm saying, the rest of your days will be filled with misery, discontent, and masturbation. You WILL regret the time wasted here. And you WILL resist death because you haven't done shit in this life.
Wake the fuck up. Seriously. Don't ignore what I'm saying for another fucking frog thread. See the logic in what I'm saying and wake. The. Fuck. Up.
I used to be like you. Then I got tired of merely existing. Many of you are beyond saving. I'm talking to the men who still have that godspark in them. Dust yourself off and move. Look into self-improvement, control your impulses, stop fucking masturbating, stop giving in to negative emotions. We can do this. Wake up
>>23305065
Nice pic. I'll fap to it now. Thanks.
What exactly do you want this board to be
Because the board seems to know what it wants to be. maybe you should leave
cute pic. saved.
>6'2"
>185 pounds
>white
>very healthy hairline
>position of power at my job
>licensed, a few nice cars
>rarely play vidya
>confident, funny
am I Chad?
>>23304649
How big is benis and what is job
You have to be really extroverted to be a chad
>>23304649
5'11
Skinny fat
Whpte but act like a minority
Parents are poor were all peasants
Half bald
Licensed driver riding in my mom's car
Dont play vidya but sit around all day
Funny but quirky and retarded
I had sex with a couple ho0t girls though. So am I chad?
>Be black
>Be kissless virgin
>Finally get a tinder match
>She messages me "I like Big Black cocks"
what do I say to not fuck this up
literally anything that demeans her and shows you think of her purely as a sexual object
that will do the trick
>tfw im not even kidding
>>23304641
Say some shit like i got that BBC and send a pic of it.
>>23304641
Say "So do I."
Wanna have some ragtime fun with a couple guys who don't know the rules?
Well join the official /r9k/ discord server!
https://discord.gg/0Zu0wRsvS3OCths0
>>23304474
im in m80. cant stop the stacy racy if you know what i mean
Get in here for a good time fellas
buttfag why have you forsaken us
Could you give me a definition of what is /love/ What it means to you?
I'm sure you robots won't be able to give me good description, since you have never experienced such thing in your lives.
But anyway, I want to know what you guys think.
>>23304199
Well my dick gets really hard and I say I'm in love then I squirt my sticky milk and feeling subsides
>>23304199
Considering someone the most important in your entire life and having them consider the same of you. It's the most cozy and wonderful feeling.
BABY DON'T HURT ME
The suburbs are so soft
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3m8vlQSrVNk
>>23304117
This is hard to watch.
>>23304117
A good boy just like his mommy taught him!
>>23304117
>ANDROID IS SHIT!
If you use Windows or Mac you are a normie.
>>23303964
Linux is Gay
I'd rather be a normie than gay
>>23303964
Nah, using linux doesn't make you a robot, it makes you a fag, it's a bit different.
>he fell for the loonix meme
> male psycopaths have more white matter and less grey matter than normal males
> women have much more white matter and much less grey matter than normal males
> people with more white matter neural connections in their prefrontal cortex are more likely to be pathological liars/manipulators
> women and male psycopaths have more white matter neural connections in their prefrontal cortex
Bump
Bumping
You're giving them too much credit, most women are overemotional and overly empathetic. Being a well disguised psychopath requires a surprising amount of thought and self-control. Antisocial women are also far less common than antisocial men (bitchiness does not equal antisocial). True sadistic/violent tendencies are also far less common in women than men, and when women are sadistic, it's emotional sadism 99% of the time. Female sadists and psychopaths are vanishingly rare.
Now let's take a look at the pic you posted. On the left of the list, deceitful/manipulative is the one that applies to women most (women commonly being pathological liars, especially in their teens), with egocentric coming in 2nd (although that applies to most modern westerners regardless of gender so I would hesitate to count that fully). As for glib/superficial, while most western women are remarkably shallow, SUPERFICIAL CHARM is an entirely different entity than just being a shallow dumb broad. "The tendency to be smooth, engaging, charming, slick and verbally facile", while the socially awkward denizens of /r9k/ may think this applies to women at face value, that would give women far too much credit. When women talk/flirt with men they have no need to be charming, smooth, or articulate, due to how easy is it for a woman to get laid/a date. Charm and smooth charisma, real or faked, is far more the province of the male, and truly powerful charm usually requires intelligence, which women lack compared to men. I don't think most women are in control of their emotions enough to pull off glib, if they ever needed it.
"Shallow emotions" this is not to be confused with simply BEING shallow/dumb, but rather an emotional deficiency. Since women can barely keep a lid on their extreme emotions I would definitely say this doesn't apply, shallow emotions usually gives a vaguely spergy or Mr. Spock-like effect, obviously more common in dudes.
Should I go on or do you get the picture?
Thoughts on being an introvert, vs being an extrovert?
one leads to the other
I think robots confuse social anxiety with being introverted.
>>23303846
if you are a room of extroverts, no one will let you talk. then theyll be like why you so quiet?
>resented his virginity
>stalked girls
>everyone including professors regarded him as "creepy"
was he a supreme gentleman?
Sounds like a description of everyone on this board to me.
the original
>>23303684
>you will never be sitting at your laptop and enjoying a thread on 4chan while feeling warm and physically comfortable as it rains outside so loud that you can hear it being blown by the wind against your bedroom walls and look to your left and see your qt girlfriend on your bed having fallen asleep wearing your hoodie with her book spread open nearby and place a bookmark and place it on the bedside table and carefully pull up the blanket over her bare legs and upper body and see her half-wake and smile and hold your arm and playfully refuse to let go while tugging you gently toward her and communicate via little noises and groans her desire that you lie there with her and smile and say ok and remove your jeans and shuffle sideways into bed and feel her entire body shiver before she backs into you and shapes her body so that it is neatly aligned with yours and run your arm below her neck and place it across her chest and have her kiss the inside of your wrist before holding it tightly and sleeping peacefully as the rain and the wind maintain their intensity outside
What a retarded fantasy
>>23303625
Nice run-on sentence tbh fam!
>>23303625
Cringe.
>be black
>constantly get judged by white people
>black people call me coon and uncle tom because I don't act like them.
why?
>Be black
>black gf
>thought black gfs friend was into me, we stayed up all night talking, but no text back today
Buck
Reported for spam.
>>23303452
>by white people
You're engaging in the behaviour that you despise right now. I'm white and I don't care about race, it's irrelevant to me.
About to go pick a chick up to "hang out" in 30 minutes and im trying to get laid for the first time but we both live with our parents and i have no money for a hotel.
What do?
Btw im 22 shes 19
>>23303449
sex her in your car
>>23303449
Ask your parents to leave. If you have a dad he'll be proud. but car is alright, think of a good spot to go now, not later
>>23303449
>sex in car
>get a motel room for like $60
>get her insanely drunk and fuck her in the bar bathroom
>fuck in a park
>go to a party and use their bedrooms
OP it really isn't that difficult and why are you taking her out if you have no money?