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Femanon here

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>>23281473

>>23281518
/thread

>>23281313
Psychopath women can be rational but they're even bigger cunts

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>>23281375
Idgaf, time to find me a psychopath woman

>>23281412

Just think of the types of women that post on 4chan, Reddit and Tumblr. The types that think they are "honest", and overly emphasize their femininity with lipstick and high heels. Do you really want to be with one of them? A common trait in psychopathic females is that they despise males, so have fun with that, pal.

I deliver newspapers on the nights betwen saturday and sunday 2:30-7
I don't mind but i can get pretty tired.
I had another district before when i also delivered newspapers on thursday 7-12 and that was better, it was almost pleasant.

Security guard,

I like it.

Grocery store, stocking shelves.

I don't mind the work itself, it's simple and mindless. Dealing with co-workers and customers is the real work for me, and I haven't gotten much better at it in the 8 years I've been there.

>>23281187
like laughing at myself or saying haha thats funny

or sometimes when im sad i make sad noises or sometimes just weird random noises out loud in my car mostly

or sometimes i just say 'haha im autistic' out loud to myself

but never too loud i dont want others to hear it though

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>>23281187
I talk to myself almost all the time when at home.
I don't do it outside, but I also have only been outside a maximum of 5 times in the last half a year so it's not like I have had a lot of opportunity.

Mostly I just commentate on what I'm doing or sperging some trivia or talking about my life almost as if I was shooting a video for youtube while playing vidya. I have never created a video like that though and never will because I know I'm not entertaining.

I also actually sometimes make random noises even when outside, I don't even know why, most of the times it's sounds like I'm hiccuping or choking a little.

>>23281155
Actually I think all the Chads in the world care if people can do those things seeing as they're now an integral function of their everyday lives - so integral, in fact, people don't even know how to cope without their Facebook for a day.

If your whole life revolves around nothing but girls, then that's a possibility that you may think that way.

But that's a cucky attitude and nobody wants to be in your shoes. And nobody should care about girls that much either.

you know i finally figured this out thanks to some internet article that explained it really well

first off this is my opinion not the articles but iq tests are simply how good you are at iq tests. well done you can solve a pattern

now from the article it said that smartness was like creativity in art or physical talents such as sport, or mathematically by being able to solve logical problems

the thing that was getting me is that yeah you can just rote learn most shit in education and people will just label you as smart, but can you rote learn artistic creativity? I don't think so at all, and so my perspective of 'smartness' has changed alot thanks to this one article i have no idea why i didnt look at earlier

intelligence the article defined as the ability to pick up concepts quickly and understand them. So sure you can rote learn a chemistry textbook, but the speed at which you can do that effectively is intelligence, and i think this is sums it up about right, can't really argue against that

so i think if you take those definitions into consideration you can really self evaluate yourself and discover a different perspective about your self worth if, as OP elegantly puts it, you "need to cope by sitting like a fucking aspie 24/7 at home" coping mechanism yadda yadda

i just want to share the value of having an open minded perspective, it did a lot for me when it came to the point OP's getting at

Panic and kill myself.

Bully and force yuri girls in my new social circle

>>23281083
I dont wanna be a girl, i want to be with a girl

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>>23281019
I wanna. This one.

I would if I could

>>23281019
This tbh fam

>>23280857
>7/4.5 dioptres left/right
You have no idea.

Hello tripfag. Great thread.

>>23280857
>can't get glasses due to the few people I have contact with knowing me for 7+ years without glasses

The fuck does this mean. Just get contacts then you whiny faggot

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>american women

Not. Even. Once.

>>23280320
Yeah, yeah, women hate aside, that just sounds pragmatic:

>Get all the crazy girls in you out. Have crazy sex with insane sluts, get it out of your system, learn some new tricks. But marry a good girl.

Pretty sound advice, tbh.

Good advice.

Fuck bitches without a care, don't love a Stacey.

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>>23280240
>Trump
>normie

>now

Is anyone else suspicious of these celeb politicians? I just don't like them, man. It has cult of personality potential. Remember that creepy lefty obama children song?

>expecting women to be rational
Are you a fucking retard? In the couple of decades or so you've existed in this world you've just realized they're not like men?

>>23280176
Women desire to have the sovereignty
As well upon their husband as their love,
And to have mastery their man above;

>>23280176
>I hate that other peoples norms effect my daily life
Ok, she's idiotic.

>having other people in your life
pls go

>inb4 gtfo normie ree, etc.
Gather around young robots and listen to a cyborg spin you a tale of woe, bad decision making, and mild retardation.

Part the first: The background
>Family friend has a friend
>Joins the same medieval re-enactment society as me thanks to family friend
>I can tolerate him, but I wouldn't call him a friend
>Does crack on and off
>He gets a pregnant crackhead girlfriend
Yes, that sentence is correct. His oldest son isn't even his
>Foetal Alcohol Syndrome
>She is an annoying cunt
>Shrill, loud voice
>Her own family want nothing to do with her
>They break up every 3 months then get back together
>Want to tolerate her too, but she's a fucking cunt.
>Fast forward a few years
>Old re-enactment society fell apart years ago
>New one in town
>Family friend and I join it
>Of course, his friend joins too, about to become a biological father for the first time
>Another son is born
>As soon as her new son is weaned off breast-feeding, this bitch joins the society
>Uses a sword way too heavy for her, but refuses to develop her arm strength
>Start really disliking her

>Somehow, I still have no idea how, I got a girlfriend from 3 towns over
>After a few weeks she admits she likes my town, but she knows some people she doesn't like by name
>Turns out the bitch is her aunt. It's a small world.
>Don't let her aunt know about us until Easter this year.
>By this time, gf's aunt and her boyfriend had "broken up", but still went on a double-date with us
>They end up back together that evening
>It was here that I started hearing about what these two were doing from two fronts: my gf and my family friend.

>>23280663
Part the second: The broken relationship
>Family friend tells me that he stopped talking to his friend because he's constantly depressed from fighting with his crack-head gf all the time
>Every training session, however, they are back together, but their niceness to each other seems false
>Family friend tells me that neither of them even look after their own kids most of the time
>member of our re-enactment society aggravates several members of parent society's branch in the city whole other story
>GF's aunt and her BF fan the flames of this conflict by aggravating him right back until they are unwelcome at training.
>Go on a trip to visit the parent branch of our re-enactment society in the city
>Family friend can't make it, but I'm willing to get a lift. I'm sure you can all guess who I ended up with
>They brought their oldest son of three years with them
>Not even in their own car. It's grandma's car.
>On the drive to the city all he does is interrupt conversations by shouting "EXCUSE ME" then asking questions
>Keeps calling me "Billy" for some reason
>After training, invited to society president's house
>Guy is acting like a smart-arse since he doesn't know the way, but thinks he does
>Bitch keeps shouting at him, which just encourages him to navigate by turning right
>Gets us hopelessly lost
>Both are angry with each other
>Shouting matches interspersed with silence begin to show me what their relationship really is
>Their son babbles something at me in 3-year-old speech. I don't understand, but I feel quite ill by this point and I'm nodding to try and not be sick everywhere
>Eventually get to prez's house
>Sit down and don't get up until my stomach is settled
>Supposed to be there until late playing board games, but grandma wanted her car back by 7:30
>Pretend to be asleep on the trip back so the kid would leave me alone

0/10 tbh

>>23280108
nice fits tbh

It's more the encouragement of divorces that ruined it.

it means his nut was so strong it ripped through her vagina and into her stomach

>>23279986
sauce?

'I don't know the makeup of my own human body because my head is full of dicks and shoes'

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Is that...?

>>23279973
>do a thing
>can't handle repercussions of thing

Isn't that what autistic babies and psychopaths do?

That's not actually real. The girl in the pic is some porn star.