Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 27594. page

It's really bittersweet.
It's nice to know that there's a "perfect" person out there for you, but it's sad to know that you could never get them.

Why do you or why the fuck would you like to develop a crush? To fit in? Fuck that nigga, im in the same boat and don´t really think about it. I consider it a good thing because lets be honest, how many faggots actually get to be with their crush? none

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>rejected coldly by a guy I thought was into me
when will these feels disappear, /r9k/?

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same tbh

Mama mia

>>23276531
people are nothing more than a thats amore to me

>>23276289
just remember, it will end eventually

>>23276331
He can always watch Love Lab.

>>23276354
>straight yuru yuri giving someone a reason to live

me tbqh fam smdh

>>23276103
You're fucking sad

>>23276162
please explain why that is sad

I know I'm a complete faggot when I don't trust the link

>>23274803
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1mYs5vIwce9

>>23274803
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1tTyVoxzew3

come on you dorks i know you're all good at something. i refuse to believe that there's a human alive who lacks a skill or talent that's valuable to society

>>23274265
>>23274338
get out normie my genetics will kill me anyway

>>23275114
This
>>23274338
A lot of us autistic fucks just so happen to be very knowledgeable. That doesn't imply we are remotely smart. I am an engineering major but there are chads in my classes that get better grads than I do. The only thing I excel at than those chads is not having a social life, maybe being decent at vidya and for sure having an objectively better taste in music, anime, etc but none of that shit matters in uni. I doubt I will ever get a job though.

Thats not possible!! Noooooooooooo....

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>>23273964

virtual reality is taking too long

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Quick shower, and then a wank to an adultwork slag.

>>23297988
americlap reporting in

>>23298017
Be on your best behaviour, please. We don't want no trouble round here, partner.

>>23279575
holy fucking shit it's real I'm dying

>>23279575
holy fuck it's actually real

based donald

can't barrage the farage
can't stump the trump
can burn the bern
can shill the hill

>>23268072
Got caught eating my own feces once.

>>23268113
oh

>>23268113
Please elaborate

>TEHEHEHHE I SAY I LIKE NERDY GUYS BUT REALLY I LIKE GUYS IN GLASSES THIS IS SURE GOING TO RUSSLE SOME R9K FEATHERS XDD

XDDD mind if I screencap for my best of r9k facebook page? XXD

>>23307708
Nobody cares.
FUCK OFF ROASTIE.

>>23307708
Fembot here I literally masturbate to every tfw no gf thread to the thought of desperate virgins who would do ANYTHING to please me

I'd be more interested in the logic behind your need

>>23298584
might want to ask /sp/ I know some of them have a extensive collection over in the /nba/ threads

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requesting pepe pic in OP

Chad both feels entitled and gets sex.
The whole "male entitlement" thing is actually just beta entitlement.

>>23287806
Surely it exists, why wouldn't it exist?

A lot of men just expect a girl to care about them because they're nice, but every person had their own story and their own complex backgrounds. They decide who they'll go out with.

And I know for a fact that some women are naive enough to believe men approach them to be friendly, but not all of them do. Fugin naive sluts.

It is a thing, though I hate using the term because I associate it with "nice guys" and fedoras.

The problem is that women don't understand that men truly only talk to them because they want to fuck them. Sure, a man can enjoy a woman's company. Yeah, he can fall madly in love with her. But for the most part, the initial draw to the woman is the desire to fuck her. If sex were not pleasurable, men would just chill with their bros all day and the population would plummet.

>>23297432
People you thought were friends having thanksgiving dinner together, without you.

>>23297475
Who eats thanksgiving dinner with their friends and not their family?

Saikano and Densha Otoko TV Series.
Never fail.

>>23297571
Dank memes

Guns
Anime figures
Pictures of Stefanie "Literal Perfection" Joosten

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monster highs