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I am evil incarnate. Within my mind lies the power to reduce you peasants to naught but ash.
Having evolved beyond the pitiful distractions you fools call "emotions", i spend my days and nights perfecting my craft - that of crime, lies, manipulation, and other unspeakable acts that would make you ill with fear.
I don't go to the bathroom without a plan B. I'm 15 steps ahead in every interaction with a peasant. It's quite laughable the way you peons execute my every whim, all while under the delusion of free will.
Your will is my will.
Stay back mortal, you have no idea who you're dealing with.
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ur fat lol
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You can't be that smart. You're still posting on /r9k/.
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>>23284636
two more roaches snagged...effortless
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How do you learn to dress well? I have no idea what clothes to pick or wear
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https://www.outfittery.com/questionnaire/survey
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look up color theory and buy clothes that fit well. if you're fat or have an awkward body shape it's time to hit the gym. actually, do that regardless
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Go to >>>/fa/ but take everything they say with a grain of salt
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Tell me why i should bother being alive, robots.
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>>23284081
None, but that doesn't mean you should kill yourself either.
Be strong, fellow robot.
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The technological singularity could happen as early as 2040.
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Your parents selfishly popped you out so you will take care of them in their old age.
Take care of them feeble old foggys and maybe you'll get inheritance.
What's stoping you from being happy?
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you
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>>23284061
Well I am happy. What is stopping me from being truly happy? That my waifu fantasies will never happen of course.
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Myself, ofc.
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Who else writing their résumé or curriculum vitae or planning to?
Where are you going to send it?
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>résumé
>curriculum vitae
Get a load of this stuck up faggot.
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>>23284024
Go back to being a filthy and useless NEET.
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>>23283994
This one looks fucking awful, I'd bin it without even reading it.
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Please tell me your full name, job, address, and every crime you have committed.
I am not FBI.
I am just another member of the 4chan community.
I shall post rare pepes and rage at normies.
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>>23283956
i drive a gilera sc125 without driving license
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>>23283956
my friend was a butcher at a grocery store and he stole duffel bags worth of uncut steak when he quit. I ate thick steaks all summer, and there's nothing you can do cuz statute of limitations, law man.
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I live in a pineapple under the sea.
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What is maturity? What does "growing up" really mean?
Is maturity even a thing that exists?
Are you immature?
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it all depends on what kind of society you live in, or what kind of people you're surrounded by. there's nothing inherently "mature" or "immature".
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Steps to be mature:
1) be a submissive cuck to local current social norms
that's it, that's the whole thing, you're done
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nah don't worry about it, little guy. even adults make toilet jokes sometimes. it doesn't mean anything unless you have any interest in having relationships, which you can't if you are posting here. for you, maturity means 4chan is the rest of your life and it will never get better.
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Good morning wagecucks.
Mommy's about to come in to clean my poop, then have sex with me.
Better not be a minute late like last time! They keep track of those records in an NSA fusion center.
Not like the more liberal policies of the welfare office, which I will be taking checks from for the rest of my life.
Can't type forever, the bitch just came in and I gotta take off my undies.
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>>23283408
It's just four more days buddy. Four more days and then a few more decades.
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>>23283408
>Mommy's about to come in to clean my poop, then have sex with me.
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I don't have work today. Maybe if you weren't such a useless neet you would know that most people don't have a weekend off work schedule.
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What does it mean when a girl keeps staring at you /r9k/?
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Usually means that she is disgusted by you being within her eyeline.
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She's wondering if you'll be the next mass shooter
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Since you're here, that something about you is very off-putting, it can be everything from an open fly to a fedora to bad hygiene to an ugly hairline.
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If you meme alone on an empty image board, have you memed at all?
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too deep
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3 many many memees
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>tfw literally just took a swig of my own piss because one of my piss bottles was not in the correct place
Spent the last 10 mins vomiting. Kill me
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>>23282484
how did it taste?
post pics for proof.
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>>23282484
You should shoot up a school.
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>>23282484
Your fault for having piss bottles in the first place and not just using the goddamn toilet.
Post music that makes u feel emotional. OP starts with Lukas Graham https://youtube.com/watch?v=wOlaazhXi_U
>rate my song pls
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https://youtu.be/dSwyJ0aaM4k
Here you go. Also your song was pretty shit
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>>23282236
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmsRN78qMxM&list=LLuRvu56EANjMwP_0cWQiSbg&index=3
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>>23282257
Tbh fam, that song was fucking boring
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What's a good music to put on while reading manga?
Btw I'm reading Vagabond
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>>23282104
Evanescence and Crywank
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>>23282104
Nujabes
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKw0nCl3tHk
This goes good with samurai stuff, listened to it while reading shigurui
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Are there any girls that use omegle that are not autistic? In all my months of talking to girls on omegle via video, they are either all autistic or they are average and/or weird and/or androgynous looking. That goes for the r9k tag too, and every other facet of girls camming on omegle. Do any hot, normal girls actually use that site?
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>>23281960
First of all, don't look for hot chicks on the web in order to talk to them and make them your waifu.
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>>23281983
/thread
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>>23281960
>Do any hot, normal girls actually use that site?
no
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>tfw reminiscing over all the internet friends you've had who have come and gone over the years
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>>23281850
lucky you
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>>23281850
idktfb
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Yeh ive been active on the net since the mid 90s.
i remember being on MSN gaming zone in 1997 playing age of empires and making e-friends from that that i ended u playing other games with in the future.
Even as of just recently I still played FIFA on PS4 online with a guy I met from an MMORPG i played back in 2003 - haven't spoken to him in about 6 months though....