About to go pick a chick up to "hang out" in 30 minutes

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>>23303449
sex her in your car

>>23303449
Ask your parents to leave. If you have a dad he'll be proud. but car is alright, think of a good spot to go now, not later

>>23303449
>sex in car
>get a motel room for like $60
>get her insanely drunk and fuck her in the bar bathroom
>fuck in a park
>go to a party and use their bedrooms
OP it really isn't that difficult and why are you taking her out if you have no money?

>>23303449
I really hate normie memes.

>>23303582
Shit its just me and my sister here

Pawn something

>>23303606
Ok then what is the issue? Take her back to your bedroom you dip.

>>23303590
Because real normies allocate points in Charisma and are able to fuck bitches in cars with the new dialogue option. Now you know :^).

if you're 22 and have never had a girlfriend, i guarantee your parents are scared for you and will let you have as much space as you need. that's what my parents did for me when i got my first one at 18 lol

>>23303590
I have like 60 bucks in my pocket

>>23303656
What area are you in? I'll find you a cheap motel.

>>23303645
I told my parents women aren't exactly looking for dudes with nerve damage and cynical, sarcastic attitudes.

>>23303656
and if you call a motel and ask them, sometimes they'll let you have a room for an hour or two for much cheaper than the full night.

>>23303632
She might snitch to my parents

>>23303735
YOU ARE
>22 YEARS OLD
WHY DOES THIS MATTER
MAN THE FUCK UP

>>23303690
I live in a small hick town
>>23303731
Good idea. I'll try that

>>23303735
You're 22, she's 19. Why would they give a fuck?

You're clearly such a spergy manchild its no wonder you're a virgin

>>23303762
>>23303796
Shit you guys might right