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Anonymous
2015-10-13 08:50:52 Post No.23279440
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Anonymous 2015-10-13 08:50:52 Post No. 23279440 [Report] [View this topic]

>You will never rape a femanon
>You will never make a femanon give you a rimjob while she wears a leash and collar

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Anonymous 2015-10-13 08:55:16 Post No.23279510
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>>23279440
>>You will never make a femanon give you a rimjob while she wears a leash and collar

but I have. and she barked a lot too.

Also about the rape thing, stop it anon. consent is important.

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*sips*

Anonymous 2015-10-13 08:59:45 Post No.23279580
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Anonymous 2015-10-13 08:59:45 Post No.23279580 [Report]

>you will never take a femanon out to get some Chipotle, but don't let her have guac because she's been misbehaving

feels bad, bros. also im hungry

Anonymous
2015-10-13 08:38:43 Post No.23279247
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Anonymous 2015-10-13 08:38:43 Post No. 23279247 [Report] [View this topic]

I wanna raise a daughter from ages 2-12. It sounds like pure love.

But I want her to die on her 13th birthday

Anyone else?

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Anonymous 2015-10-13 08:49:07 Post No.23279412
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Well I am taking care of one but I don't want her to die. No lie though, I dread her teen years and possible slutification.

Anonymous 2015-10-13 08:50:24 Post No.23279430
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Anonymous 2015-10-13 08:50:24 Post No.23279430 [Report]

having a daughter is the ultimate form of cuckoldry. every penny you spend on her to keep her alive is so she can one day get on her knees and stick a penis in her mouth

Anonymous 2015-10-13 08:51:02 Post No.23279441
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Anonymous 2015-10-13 08:51:02 Post No.23279441 [Report]

You made the same thread yesterday.
Do us all a favor, Go drink until you can't operate a keyboard anymore.

Anonymous
2015-10-13 08:31:48 Post No.23279131
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Anonymous 2015-10-13 08:31:48 Post No. 23279131 [Report] [View this topic]

So Robots, why don't you have a girlfriend?

Hell, why don't you even have a girl that you talk to that you are about to hook up with?

What is your excuse?

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Anonymous 2015-10-13 08:32:39 Post No.23279146
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Anonymous 2015-10-13 08:32:39 Post No.23279146 [Report]

based gronk

Anonymous 2015-10-13 08:33:37 Post No.23279162
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>>23279146
He lives to show the perfection of man

Anonymous 2015-10-13 08:34:37 Post No.23279183
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>You will never take a beer away from a woman and just chug it

feels bad man

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2015-10-13 08:31:47 Post No.23279130
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Anonymous 2015-10-13 08:31:47 Post No. 23279130 [Report] [View this topic]

does anyone have "Primarily Obsessional" OCD?
I don't know if I can do it anymore
>I'm not sure of anything, I have to check and check and check
>I wander the streets trying to figure out the same shit I figured out yesterday, or 5 minutes ago, or 2 years ago
>IT'S THE SAME SHIT
>I'm in a college town and I'm not a student
>I doubt anyone notices me, but if they do they probably think I'm the next school shooter, the kid who's alone and brooding, physically ticking sometimes, in pretty much the same spots everyday
>at night too
>I would never do it
>Not only would it be cruel, it would also effectively end my own life
>I'll probably go full schizo soon
>or end up being maimed or killed because on the rare occasion that I make a decision and do something it's something stupid
>I won't commit suicide
>why? I don't know, I just won't
>I wish my thoughts could be transferred directly to r9k just so you can see how crazy they sound
>not even the content, just the repetition, the disjointedness
>the way my body will realize that I've been completely enveloped in the same thoughts for years now and I will just compulsively, silently, scream

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Anonymous 2015-10-13 08:34:40 Post No.23279184
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>>23279130
God damn, this sounds worse than Alzheimer's.

Anonymous 2015-10-13 08:38:37 Post No.23279243
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>>23279184
you know, that reply actually made me feel a bit warm
most people shit on my disease and say it's not real, or not real OCD

Anonymous 2015-10-13 08:40:37 Post No.23279280
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Fucking hell OP, post more green text I wanna get more of a feel for this

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2015-10-13 08:27:03 Post No.23279051
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Anonymous 2015-10-13 08:27:03 Post No. 23279051 [Report] [View this topic]

How did you do in P.E. today /r9k/?

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Anonymous 2015-10-13 08:29:17 Post No.23279088
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>>23279051
Im not a kid anymore so idk

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Anonymous 2015-10-13 08:36:37 Post No.23279214
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>>23279154
Fuuuuuuuuuu.....

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2015-10-13 08:17:33 Post No.23278881
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Anonymous 2015-10-13 08:17:33 Post No. 23278881 [Report] [View this topic]

Why does getting your butt licked feel so good? Is it gay if you like it?

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Anonymous 2015-10-13 08:18:58 Post No.23278912
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>>23278881
Well your ass is linked to your penis and the pleasure glands so ass play isn't gay unless a man is doing it to you

Anonymous 2015-10-13 08:20:23 Post No.23278937
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Anonymous 2015-10-13 08:20:23 Post No.23278937 [Report]

prostate
only if a guys doing it

Anonymous 2015-10-13 08:20:24 Post No.23278938
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Anonymous 2015-10-13 08:20:24 Post No.23278938 [Report]

>Why does getting your butt licked feel so good?
Full of nerve endings
A "naughty" place
>Is it gay if you like it?
Depends who does the licking

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2015-10-13 07:51:43 Post No.23278422
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Anonymous 2015-10-13 07:51:43 Post No. 23278422 [Report] [View this topic]

WHY ARE WE STILL HERE?

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Anonymous 2015-10-13 07:52:53 Post No.23278443
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>>23278422
WHY ARE YOUR SUNGLASSES SO EXPENSIVE?

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JUST TO SUFFER?

Anonymous 2015-10-13 07:54:03 Post No.23278470
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>>23278422
STANDING

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2015-10-13 07:44:13 Post No.23278294
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Anonymous 2015-10-13 07:44:13 Post No. 23278294 [Report] [View this topic]

Is there a worse sound in the world than snoring?

It sounds like the gates of hell screeching as they open and the demonic howling of the cerberus greeting me.

If you snore, you need your shit slapped hard until you shut the fuck up.

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Anonymous 2015-10-13 07:46:19 Post No.23278325
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I had to sleep with my parents until I was 14 and dad snored like a gutted pig. I can't fucking stand that shit

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Anonymous 2015-10-13 07:46:59 Post No.23278339
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>>23278294
>tfw put up with a snoring person in the dorm next to mine for four months
literally the worst time of my life. I barely got any sleep thanks to that fucker sounding like a pullstart lawn mower all night.

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2015-10-13 07:30:19 Post No.23277971
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Anonymous 2015-10-13 07:30:19 Post No. 23277971 [Report] [View this topic]

I LIKE BIG TITTIES!!

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Anonymous 2015-10-13 07:31:26 Post No.23277999
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>>23277971
it's the very first time anything true and honest has ever been posted on this board

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Anonymous
2015-10-13 07:23:30 Post No.23277824
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Anonymous 2015-10-13 07:23:30 Post No. 23277824 [Report] [View this topic]

Femanons with self-worth problems, why would you ever date a man that is better than you? That is better looking, richer, and in general, better?

I get why a completely normal girl would want someone who's significantly better than them, but as someone who is worthless, why would you want someone that is worth more than you when it's so easy for him to leave?

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Anonymous 2015-10-13 07:29:13 Post No.23277949
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why eat candy?

Anonymous 2015-10-13 07:32:16 Post No.23278020
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>>23277824
Because the fact that a man of higher caliber is dating her makes her feel like she's better than she is.

Anonymous 2015-10-13 07:32:21 Post No.23278022
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Anonymous 2015-10-13 07:32:21 Post No.23278022 [Report]

if i am worthless why would i settle for someone worth less than nothing? i am pretty fucking low in the foodchain, so someone lower than me is probably unbelievably ugly and can't provide for me or themselves
at least i am not horrendously ugly and can somewhat be a provider

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Anonymous 2015-10-13 07:18:19 Post No. 23277704 [Report] [View this topic]

>tfw sustained brain damage when a hammer fell off of a shed roof onto my head and I got to drop out of high school and go on disability a few years ago

its the easy life for me brothers

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>>23277704

>tfw spent my financial aid refund on sushi and weed

Anonymous 2015-10-13 07:23:19 Post No.23277815
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>>23277704

Don't you worry that you're stupider than you would have otherwise been or are completely unaware of things you used to be aware of?

Anonymous 2015-10-13 07:33:04 Post No.23278044
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>>23277815
i dont need a job so i dont need to be smart

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Anonymous 2015-10-13 07:05:18 Post No. 23277398 [Report] [View this topic]

Hmmm

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IS hits Aus Anonymous 2015-10-13 06:58:28 Post No. 23277244 [Report] [View this topic]

Today the news has been flooded with the Syd terror threats targeting schools, malls and police. But I'm curious about these people who make these threats. Let's say you go through with attacking a mall or a school, how do you know you are not killing Muslims or secret IS supporters in the process... And if you hate this country so much why stay here, get some guts and go to the middle east and fight for your beliefs instead of staying in a country you hate and harming people who want nothing to do with this crap!

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Anonymous 2015-10-13 07:23:25 Post No.23277820
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>>23277244
>go to the middle east
Please no. The ME already had too many retards invade it which cause all this rampant extremism. We don't need more Jihadi spawns from idiots trying to fix someone else's problems. At least let Russia handle all of it and clean up America's headping pile of shit.

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>>23277244
>killing other Muslims

Doesn't matter m8, Islam is a zero sum endgame.

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>>23277244
I'm waiting for the intermediaries = not with ISIS, but not with "normie" civilisation. Is it bad to just want to watch them burn, like in my dreams? And boy, if dreams were reality, THEY WOULD FUCKING BURN. None of this fucking gun shit.

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Anonymous 2015-10-13 06:38:16 Post No. 23276688 [Report] [View this topic]

Chads shouldn't have the right to be happy

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Anonymous 2015-10-13 06:39:29 Post No.23276719
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>>23276688
dumb frogposter, fucking stupid ass green dog posters you fucking losers STOP POSTING THAT STUPID FUCKING SHIT HOLY FUCKING SHIT SHUT THE FUCK UP WITH THAT STUPID FUCKING PICTURE YOU FUCKING AUTISTIC FAT MAN CHILD CUNTBAG I FUCKING HATE YOUR KIND SO MUCH I FUCKING WISH YOU WOULD GET RAPED BY A FUCKING GORILLION NIGGER DICKS

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>>23276688
Low IQ people are typically happy, deal with it.

>>23276719
like this guy tbh

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>>23276688
because no one but you deserves to be happy right?

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Anonymous 2015-10-13 06:37:35 Post No. 23276674 [Report] [View this topic]

Holy shit why do the mods hate anime so much? You get banned for posting about anime on a ANIME WEBSITE but suuurree RRREEE NORRMIIIEESS is TOTALLY fine and creates great positive discussion

When do we get new mods?

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Anonymous 2015-10-13 06:40:03 Post No.23276734
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They've been deleting pedo threads too

This is not the 4chan I remember fam

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I'd imagine if it's anime-focused it goes on >>>/a/ or something, hence it getting deleted.

The site hasn't been about "anime" specifically for a long time now. It's why we have boards like /v/ and /an/ and shit. It was an anime-website back when it started, but it isn't anymore, that's just what happens when things survive for a long time and get bigger.

Posting anime reaction images should be fine though, I don't like it when people get banned for that.

I'm pretty certain ree normie threads get deleted too, but I might be wrong about that.

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>>23276784
/a/ is full of faggots

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