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What's the thing you love most about yourself?

I can't think of a single thing.
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>>23307801
im not a nigger
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>>23308180
That's to do with luck than an actual accomplishment, but okay.
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>>23307801
I have nice hair?

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how do I salvage this?
is she trolling me?
Is this a test?

am confused
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I... I can't help you
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>getting a 2 word response to a 3 sentence message
>thinking it's salvageable
>even caring at this point

why do you even attempt to continue conversations with girls who converse like that? It's totally fucking rude
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Your response sounds pseudo intellectual and forced. Do you REALLY go about reading about medicine in things like JAMA? Do you really read and agree with Martin Luther? If you read the Bible so much why do you still go to church on Sunday if that is the first day of the week and not the Seventh, which is Saturday? Why would you do online dating if you're so into Christianity? Isn't doing online dating as a Christian a little like Abraham marrying Hagar because he believed he couldn't have kids?

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>tfw you're too anxious to join the military (or get any sort of job), so you fetishize national socialism and post on the Internet while wearing a swastika armband.
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>>23307454
Communists must die, I'm afraid.
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>>23307505

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>gfs former bf was black
>she wouldn't tell me how good the sex was
>recently our sex has been pretty boring
>Im dont have a micropenis, but im kinda small (6 inches)
>figure for our 6 month anniversary ill get a BBC to satisfy her so she is not tempted to cheat
>put an ad on CL
>dozens of responses w/ dickpicks
>pick one
>meet up with him
>he has a fucking gangasta dick
>arrange a day and time
>when I tell her like 30 mintues before the fuck sesh was supposed to start she literally freaks out
>Knocked my phone out of my hands as I was showing her the pics of the guy(she saw I sent some pics of her to him too so he could see)
>hasnt talked to me since
this was 3 days ago how do I go about restoring things to normal
Also im not a cuck this was just going to be a one time thing
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> I have autism and I decided to set up my girlfriend with a random thuggish black guy from the Internet without her knowledge or permission

> I'm such a nice guy, why don't women like me?
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YOU FUCKING AUTISMO. I hope this is b8...I really do. GTFO the internet fam.
SMH
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>>23307443
>implying that isnt the ultimate act of generosity

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I have 200 rare pepe pics
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Can I see some?
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>tfw "bee impressed"

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Reminder: it's a girl's world, and boys just live in it.
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>>23307085
I hate this post
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>>23307125

Why not just ignore it then?
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>>23307085
>it's a jews world and the goy just live in it
ftfy

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>old laptop broken and has virus on it
>need a new laptop for school but under a budget
>bought an HP notebook with Intel i3
>came home
>sister already calling it shit

It's not the first time I've heard people calling HP laptops shit, but never explain why. Why do people shit on HP so much? What's a better and affordable laptop then?
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Can't be worse than the acer netbook I bought a while back that has mouse lag
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I have an HP, I hate it because of all the inbuilt adware and shit.
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I just bought a surface book. Suck it, poorfags.

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Why don't you robots join the guard? Free school, paycheck each month so you can have a bonus to the NEET lifestyle. You will get in shape and become chad, and it will force you to socialize and be able to talk to people.
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>>23306807
>the NEET lifestyle.

I don't think you know what those words mean, mister recruiter
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Wow what a great deal, I see nothing wrong with this. Why don't more people do this? Where do I sign up???
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>>23306885
One weekend out of the month for drill.

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>people who use the catalog

like, how the fuck do you know if a thread is interesting and worthwhile without reading a sample of the latest replies?

Don't judge books by their covers lads. If you use the catalog, cut that shit out, this site was ingeniously designed this way and the catalog ruins it.
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Change the settings to see text by each image dumbass
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>>23306691

So I don't have to go through page after page to keep up with multiple threads or scout out topics I'm interested in. Also easy filtering of >tfw no lumpia-cooking boipussy bf threads that get way too many replies.
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Care to tell us why you care so much about how other people choose to view posts on a mongolian quilting board?

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FUCKING WHOS

GET THE FUCK OFF MY MOUNTAIN
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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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GOD DAMN
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>>23306201
>your a mean one mr grintch

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I'm so fucking sick of everything, fuck work and fuck people. I just want to go back to being a NEET. The only problem is I live with my dad where I can't be one.
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>>23305899
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Come be my sex slave and you can be my neet
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>>23306651
I'd actually do that.

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Is a Chad still a Chad if he got cucked by a non-Chad?
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Yes.
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>>23305896
depends if he geniunely liked the girl or he just wanted to sex her
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>>23306142
OP here.

>Work at bar/restaurant as a barback
>Workplace is filled with normies, with Chads and Staceys
>Fly under the radar, they think I'm normal
>One of the Chads starts fucking one of the qt waitresses
>Friends with the Chad, he tells me he likes her
>They "date" or whatever for a while
>Skinny-fat DYEL guy invites the qt waitress out for drinks
>She goes out with him
>I find out later that they fucked
>Skinny-fat DYEL asks me not to tell Chad
>Chad has no idea

I have no intention of getting involved, but I'm really beginning to reevaluate if the Chad dichotomy really exists.

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hey robots, can you recommend some good movies for when felling depressed/lonely?

bonus points if its on netlix
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>>23305555
Niggers on ice

Checked
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>>23305555
cliche, but i've always liked donnie darko.

we all die alone.
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No idea, but Birdman is pretty good.

Kumiko The Treasure Hunter is pretty good if you don't mind reading subtitles.

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Oh hello anon.

Good to see you again! Heard you voted for Bernie. Sounds like he wants to increase taxes on us rich folks. Oh me? Oh nothing just packing up and moving to Brazil! I heard taxes were low down there and the BUNDAS. Man the bundas.


Anyway good luck paying for everyones free shit fam!
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Quality of life ain't the same down there. See you in a week.
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Right and when Obama was running you were talking about how he was going to destroy the world.
Thanks anyway I'm not interested. Go to /pol/ "fam"
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>>23305650
>he thinks quality of life isnt the same world round for rich people

how cute

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>be 23
>have decent life outside of being degenerate tranny
>still miserable all the time
>basically an alcoholic due to this
>see chad/stacy being happy merely due to how retarded they are
>jealous of being retarded like them for this

Well guys, I have decided that life is too god damned depressing. Wrote my name, as well as those I care about the most in my Death Note for an 11 PM death. Here's to hoping it's real. How does /r9k/ plan to homicide/suicide ? Guns are last week as fuck.
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>tranny

>>>/lgbt/
>>>/tumblr/
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>>23305371
Nuclear holocaust
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>>23305371
you're the one that's retarded
i can't imagine any tranny being happy tbh. there's too much of a difference between reality and expectations

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