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Girl just said to me I give a very non-threatening vibe and that made her want to be my friend more than my gf.

So.. They need to feel threatened?

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Tell me /r9k/, what is your favorite genre of music?

I myself like classical.

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>meet a 8.5/10 girl 2 weeks ago
>shes great and fun to talk to
>really into her and she seems really into me
>always hanging out with me and doing things with me
>truly happy for the first time in a long while
>adore this girl so much
>planning on making a move
>Have friend that shared his secrets with me (thinks hes special)
>some idiots talk shit about girl
>shes kind of a bitch to them and i just like her more because of it
>defend her and she defends me
>butthurt idiots make shit up about the girl
>guy i mentioned before eats it all up

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Is this all life is?

It can't be right...

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/R9K/ I was part of what the masses call "The Illuminati" - We have externalized ourselves but people to this day still do not get it. My time is running short and my conscious is a living hell and I must release this information somewhere before I die.

When I was nineteen years old, I fell into some money through some connections with friends and some successful investments of some money that I had made throughout my childhood. I got involved in some backroom deals and saw my money begin to grow. As I attended college at Harvard in 1964, I begin to become increasingly rich, and my influence on campus grew as well through my participation in various clubs, and organizations.

Some friends and I began to serve as quasi-stock brokers while still at Harvard. I made tons of cash during that year, and was very powerful and influential on campus. One night as I was walking back to my dorm shortly after midnight, I was approached by two men in black suits. I initially assumed that they were going to investigate my business activity because some of it was not exactly legal.

They asked me to come with them and I followed them into the basement of a two story house a couple streets over from my dorm room. They sat me down at a table and asked me if I was willing to make a deal. They would not tell me what deal I would be making, but just continually asked if I would be willing to make a deal. I half-assed agreed that I would, and that is when the biggest man that I have ever seen walked through some closet doors and sat down

First of all, if you do not believe me then I am sorry. I am here to tell the truth, and nothing that is written by me is false exaggeration nor science fiction. This information is real, it is true, it is reality, and it is time for it to be told. I was a member of the Illuminati for 47 years. I was recruited when I was 19 years old.

The human race is in jeopardy and this information needs to get out somewhere.....I will post more in the replies...

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>been going to school full-time while working full-time
>have a day off on a short school day

I CAN FEEL MYSELF AGAIN

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Well?

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How can roasties compete with this?

Is this /r9k/'s ideal women? What would you do if she was your waifu?

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>120 kg
That's it, this is the day I turn things around.

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Who else here /probablygonnabeaserialkiller/ in the future?

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> Dad recently gave up on me
> Left me alone in an apartment in a second world Country on my own
> I kind of always aspired for something like this
> A week in
> Didn't realize that occasionally walking past my dad in the apartment was the kind of social contact I enjoyed
> Been alone inside all week
> Running low on food
> Need to work on social skills so I can go shopping for groceries, down to last bowl of pasta
> Visit /soc/
> Ctrl-F Skype
> Be friendly and nice with them all
> Make jokes
> Act sarcastic and try to be a Chad
> Group leader gets major butthurt
> "If you're not going to contribute...!"
> Kicked
> What a fucking faggot

Well, I tried robots, but the Chad life just isn't for me. I did talk to someone who claimed to be a girl though, she kind of flirted with me. Maybe things are looking up.

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>tfw your waifu hates 4chan

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How do I flirt with girls and not seem like an autistic creep?

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r9k's theme song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZRPRf84HO4

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What does sex with a big woman feel like?