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>Anon, why did you lead me to these woods?
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"i 'unno, picnic?"
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I thought you lead me here.
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>>23325425
Apparently to go backpacking?

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>act like life has any meaning
>act like social norms have any kind of importance for you as an individual

Instead of wallowing in self-pity, you guys could just say 'fuck it', and start doing things for yourselves. Learn, work-out, any productive activity that brings you any sort of feeling of achievement. People find you ugly? Tough luck. You act like a beta cuck? Cruel. These are just fucking excuses.

Afterwards, people might appreciate you for what you do, and when a person talks to you, they'll have more to talk than fucking video-games&whatnot.

Remember, robots - pohuism is the way. Maybe this way you'll make friends afterall.
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this fucking movie magic 'just do something cuhrazy bro, life's a journey!!!" shit is nauseatingly gay

fuck off faggot
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>Learn, work-out
Why? theres no meaning after all, sorry but i would rather be a manchild forever
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>>>23324851
Because being manchild apparently does not make you too satisfied. At least doing something will make you forget about your condition
>>23324614
It's not movie magic. Why should you find a purpose? ;) Propose something better you lil fag.

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What is the name of that chan for females, it's filled with girls.

They have boards for husbandos, makeup and stuff, help me i forgot the name
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>>23324153
Wizard-chan
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>>23324153
tumblr
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>>23324170
Reallife-chan.

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>be me, tall arab dude
>circle of friends includes lots of races including asians, whites, etc
>there's this one rowdy black woman who has it in me and hates me for some reason (pretty sure she's racist)
>one day she literally calls me a nigger (not sure if being ironic or just niggerspeak)
>i tell her she's racist and she has to apologise
>she threatens to hit me, thinking i'll laugh and back away
>i go full apeshit and start shouting at her at the top of my lungs, threatening to beat the crap out of her if she touches me. i cause a huge scene, everyone is looking at me like i'm crazy
>i think she's about to hit me
>instead she starts crying and runs off
>all the girls in the group give me nasty looks and chase after her
>few days later, everything is back to normal but now she's exiled from the friendship group and she wanders around like a loner with no friends looking sad all the time

all is right in the world
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The moment you lose your cool, you lose. I feel sorry for her.
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>>23324070
what did I lose? I still have all my friends, she lost all hers.
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>>23324111
You should've been thrown out of the friend group for throwing a tantrum about literally nothing.

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what do friends feel like?
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>>23323987
betrayal waiting to happen.
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>>23323987
>friends
>feel

you have all my attention
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>>23324040
That's cynical. Were they really friends?

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People still think acne-kun is not a normie?
http://youtube.com/watch?v=dE04fVRVOqo
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>>23323902
Why does him trying to sort out his acne make him a normie? The fuck?
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Fuck off
http://desustorage.org/_/search/image/7sGBgbXwwoKr6IiPXW0aHQ/
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Look at this video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-fJ2dUpa_0

He didn't even had that much acne tbqh, just marks.

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Not trying to meme on you guys but did aliens create weed? like its the only plant with genders + it cures every disease
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ayy weed lmao
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>>23323680
Many plants have genders
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>tfw you're honestly convinced LSD was put on this world by an alien race

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Let's get this started

>Women
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>>23323559
>25 minutes
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>HURR DURR IM STUPID

That is literally what you sound like when you generalize women. This is 2015, people don't think like you anymore. This board doesn't think like you anymore.

You're a dying breed, thank God.
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>>23323730
weak b8 tbh. try harder fam

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starting with this ultra rare Smug Wojak
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BATMAN?
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>>23323321
wojak is not feeling mans name
it never was his name
it will never be his name
stop
stop it
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a VERY rare crossover with highdad

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Why don't you live in NYC robots? The city has everything you could ever need. It is so beautiful and powerful.
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nyc is an expensive shit hole filled with miserable cunts who think being busy is the defining trait of living a good life
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>>23323300
I don't like people why would I want to live in a city?
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>>23323325
There are people like that, but I don't think you realize how many people are incredibly happy living in NYC.

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Why don't you guys just settle for an average looking girl? Or a chubby girl? Even if they fantasize of being with Chad, chances are they will realize that's not a realistic achievement and they'll settle for you as well.
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because she will cheat on me with chad.
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>>23323213
Chad will more than likely not want her though. Like I said, even though she desires Chad, Chad is not a realistic possibility, therefore she will most likely accept whoever actually gives her any mind.
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>>23323023
She won't want an average guy because she thinks she deserves Chad and will hold out for him even if he'll never go for her.

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http://youtu.be/rCUNf6G7ggY

>goes on a date. Has a great time with a woman taller than he is
>woman says she had a great time but he's too short
>instead of getting angry he just flat out says that he expected more from her
>she learns what she did was wrong and comes crawling back

I really wish life was like this
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Jungle movie never ever
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>Dating a fatty
Sevres him right.
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>>23322997
We all do

But then again, it's just a cartoon, a fictional yet ideal view of our own twisted real world

Hey Arnold had some real good lessons in it though

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i need your help robots
i have this Stacie that i added on kik recently.
the purpose is for her to give me nudes.

the thing is i gave her the pic of some dude and pretended it was me.
>pic related

she's now asking for more pic and i don't have any, i don't want to blow it, cuz she's a qt.

could you help me fine more pic of that guy (or someone who looks like his twin bro)

i will deliver Stacie's nudes as reward.

thank you
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>>23322899
bum for the love of Jesus
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>>23322899
You better deliver now OP
You're welcome
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Well that's it, women no longer have any use for cock.

http://boingboing.net/2015/10/13/this-tropical-mushroom-gives-w.html
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Food? Shelter? Social worth?
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It's not just about the orgasm.

Women love stuffing their mouths, cunts and asses to full capacity.
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>>23322872

If that would be true, I see an huge potential for a new narcotic.

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COMING OUT OF MY CAGE AND I'VE BEEN DOING JUST FINE
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CHAD TAKES OFF HER DRESS NOW LET ME GOOO
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>>23322657
I JUST CAN'T LOOK, SHE'S CUCKING ME
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LET MY LEGS SHAKE ME TO SLEEP
DON'T WAKE ME WHEN I SWEAT ON MY SHEETS

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