>tfw started lifting just so I can one day hatefuck every single slut who denied me
I just want nothing more than to shoot a load of hot, steamy hate and never speak to them again. Call me an edgy beta fuckboy but this is my greatest aspiration; there is nothing more i want.
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Fuck yeah
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>>23322337
>in;b4 you quit tomorrow because you have to watch the newest season of TBBT
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Lifting to get laid is the worse reason to motivate yourself.
I just lift becuase it feels good and it's the one gain you can make that has nothing to do with money, smarts or status.
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Will they EVER learn?
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>>23322116
God damn manlets.
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I think thats cute
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>>23322116
What is it? A Hobbit?
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My incredibly successful sister that I haven't seen in 5 years is coming to visit me in like 6 hours. I'm a 24 year old neet who is living off of parent's money.
I immediately started feeling so shit. I'm such a disappointment. I'm seriously considering suicide before she arrives.
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WHy can't you just hide somewhere outside for 48 hours until she leaves?
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>>23321784
I already said that I'm gonna be free and we could hang out. And she's staying here for 3 days.
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>>23321769
do it
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>be 26
>mysteriously life works out and start dating a Chad
>shit gets serious and he starts bringing me around to his parents house
>Mr. & Mrs. Thundercock are in their 50s but way cooler and intimidating than most people I've ever met
>Mrs. Thundercock is nice to my face but she's still an Alpha Stacy who doesn't seem to like me very much
>Chad assures me that I'm just being paranoid
>The Thundercocks have a big barbecue and I invite a few of my friends because Chad kept encouraging me to
>was never popular and the friends I have are good people but socially retarded like me
>hesitant but invite 3 friends
>barbecue is full of Chads and Stacys of all ages
>friends and I feel awkward and hang out in one corner of the yard
>go into the kitchen to get a drink and Mrs. Thundercock is talking about me to her Stacy friends
>she's criticizing everything about me from the way I look to the way I drink from a cup (??)
>everyone laughs whenever she makes a joke about me
>one of her friends starts making fun of my friends and how we're "huddling" in a corner
>barbecue was last Saturday but I can't stop thinking about it
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>>23321733
>The Thundercocks
Why is this so funny
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>>23321733
What did you expect? Normies beget normies. Suburbia is just high school for middle aged Chads and Stacies, complete with gossip and social politics.
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Tell your bf? Maybe /adv/ is a better board for this. I know theres actually a lot of female posters there who probably have gone through something similar.
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Who else here /abouttotakeanap/?
If you are, sleep well and have sweet dreams!
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im about to nap for 10 hours tbqhufmlowtnmlp
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>>23322296
>tbqhufmlowtnmlp
reveal your secrets
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>>23322322
just random shit tbh
nice doubles tho
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>boss called and asked if I could work today on my day off
>yes. thank you.
>bye
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you get payd extra for that day are you?
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>>23321751
I don't think so. She didn't say anything about it on the phone but I don't know.
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>>23321706
tfw forced holiday because I have to get rid of the unused holidays
beta uprising now has a wikipedia page
>https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beta_Uprising
Thanks faggots, if this keeps going we'll end up tortured by the FBI just for posting on 4chan
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>mobile
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>23321014
>know your meme cited as sources
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>>23321070
What's wrong faggot? Don't know your meme?
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Why do we make fun of other robots on here? OP made a post saying he got bullied for wearing squeaky shoes and there are over 100 posts calling him a squeaky faggot who deserves to get bullied and people made memes about it.
Shouldn't we try to make people feel more welcome here fam?
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>>23320784
We're doing it to help. By calling him a squeaky shoed faggot it will make him learn to take insults and criticism and in the future he won't care about being bullied for wearing squeaky shoes.
If you want a hug box where everyone cares about hurting each others feeling then go to reddit, faggot.
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Because these guys are mostly miserable and mean. So you want others to be as miserable as them.
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>Reactivate my facebook to look at photos of oneitis who I recently bumped into
>Her profile is full of photos from parties and events with her friends
>Not a weekend has seemingly gone by in 3 months where she isn't doing something fun or interesting with her friends
>Remember why I deactivated facebook in the first place
>Deactivate it again and feel depressed about my shitty, shitty life
Does facebook make you depressed?
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I still use Facebook to talk with my family in other parts of the country, but I purged all of the chads and stacys that I added back in high school. I agree, seeing pictures of other people partying and doing fun shit all the time while you're just living a normal life isn't good for mental health at all. Same with Instgram or any of those other sites.
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Keep in mind people only post the good stuff. Some of those "happy" well adjusted people are secretly miserable.
That's why comparing yourself to other people is the worst idea because either you compare yourself to people seemingly better off than you *feel sad* or you compare yourself to starving people or people working in sweatshops etc *feel sad because you have it better than them*
it's lose/lose, better off just ignoring facebook and trying to get your shit together
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Do normies actually wear shirts like that?
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What do you guys think of lesbians who aren't man-hating feminists? Would you be friends with one? Are they less terrible than straight women?
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Great I get to hang out with chacy all day
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If they are easy to get along with sure. Hopefully I don't develop a crush
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>>23320342
My youngest siblings is a little butch-lesbo.
She's pretty great. Last time we spent time we got drunk in the woods and shot holes in an abandoned car
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Do you niggas like creepy pasta?
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>>23320179
Yes.
Like horror movies, it makes me feel like my life is not that bad.
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>>23320179
yes, i like them best when they are posted on the appropriate board
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I'm imagining how long it would have taken to write that message in blood. It's not like a marker, you have to keep dipping whatever you're writing with in the blood, so it was like a solid couple minutes
You want me to sign a prenuptial agreement?
Why? Don't you trust me anon?
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>>23319990
I just want to be financially secure should the worse come of us.
>she gets uppity
Okay, no marriage then. I'll pack my things, bye.
Women are a dime a dozen, I ain't got time for this bullshit
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>>23319990
of course I do
but over the course of many years, things can happen. Are you not willing to do this so that I can feel more comfortable?
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>>23319990
> Marriage
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Chad's advice to stop being ugly!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlypQ0en07o
Gotta love it when Chads tell you how to stop being ugly, like any of this would work for someone who isn't already a Chad underneath
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>>23319866
>disgusting ugly troll like me
he isn't that ugly is he?
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>>23319866
is hair really important?
i havent used any product in years, but my hair model is alright from itself, i go to barber sometime
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>>23319866
This guy is fucking insufferable
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>calls psychology pseudoscience
>buys into the red pill, which is founded upon pseudoscientific evolutionary psychology
Robots are funny.
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>>23319763
>Calls psychology pseudoscience
>"But women are psychologically.....thus proving my point. Fucking whores.
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>>23319763
>not being able to see bait for what it is and laughing at the people who unironically subscribe to it
funny
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>>23319763
>analyzes current social data
>get called pseudoscience muhsoggyknee because the current data goes against your sacred cultural beliefs
>roasties remain toasty
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She blocked me after this
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>>23319162
So?
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>>23319213
So I loved her