has this come true for any of you?
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Nice MGS fanfiction faggot. Fuck off. Kaz never worked at McDonalds.
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>>23292238
no because I'm not some townie loser lmao
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it's always funny to look up assholes from highschool in the local jail booking list
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>tfw just ordered pizza delivery for the first time (I'm 29)
>leaping around my room in excitement
>haven't eaten since last night so really hungry
>watch the "track your order" thing online
>finally see that it's out for delivery
>start to feel anxious
>begin to panic when I hear the moped coming near
>tfw I hid on the floor when he knocked the door
>tfw he knocked my neighbour's door and I heard him say that he knew I was in there
>tfw delivery driver pounds the door harder in frustration then leaves
>tfw used my mommy's credit card again and it cost $32
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I sympathize
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Answer the door asshole.
I'd probably poison your pet if you had one.
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>>23292024
i fucking hate delivery guys too. last time i ordered pizza the faggot started asking me why I was at home by myself and why don't I have a girlfriend etc.
next time you could put a delivery comment saying to leave it on the doorstep, anon.
I will say anything you want me to say on Vocaroo.
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>>23291973
Big black dicks! JUST fill up my ass!
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>>23292000
Trips of truth, deliver.
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>>23291973
i am a whore
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Who /twistedfuckingpsychopath/ here?
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It's not enough that I succeed, others should fail.
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Somebody needs to find that kid and just beat the shit out of him.
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Well, sometimes I've had violent fantasies, but I've never carried them out. Does that count?
How many languages do you speak, /r9k/? How many do you want to speak?
I speak just English and French. I'm currently living in Sweden, though, but I have little motivation to learn the language because A. everyone speaks english and B. it's incredibly difficult to speak Swedish as a non-native. I'm happy with just English and French tbh
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I know some Japanese, it's a pretty nice language.
??????!???????????????????!
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english spanish and french
not that it's done anything for me
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English, Mandarin Chinese, and a small little bit of Korean.
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Are wealthy housewives with a life of leisure NEETS?
Are they /comfypepe.jpg/ too?
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>>23291281
Women can't be comfy for more than a few minutes at a time. They're constantly competing with one another even when they could easily be entirely idle.
I'd like to show them how it's done. I'd just watch anime on my huge plasma tv and drive my G63 to pick up my tendies when I don't feel like being driven.
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>>23291446
but at least they're still NEET, right?
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>>23291281
Let's test your intelligence.
NEET: Not in Employment, Education, or Training.
Are housewives involved in either 3?
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Post here only if you are a kissless hugless handholdless touchless virgin
I don't even remember the last time I've talked to a girl (who's wasn't my mom)
it surely happened once, r-right?
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Reporting in.
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>>23290967
why havent we killed ourselves yet
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what do you mean by touch? In PE you often have to hold hands and various shit.
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you know what i realized?
guys see their dick from top down, and think they're small.
but girls see the dick bottom up, so from above the balls.
that's why there's the meme of girls thinking bigger than you are, it's just a matter of perception.
and its true, the dick does extend a bit down to the balls, its just not visible from the top down view (male pov)
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yeah man, don't worry your dick isn't that small and even if it is
it will look magically look bigger for any cunt, bro
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>>23290641
but i like thinking im small. makes me fuck better tbh lol
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i've seen plenty from the bottom up too - you're not as big as you think
Seriously, how can any girl hope to compete with this?
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>>23290517
They can't.
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>>23290517
You can't compete against something that doesn't exist
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>>23290596
you can compete with something that doesn't exist.
everyone do so, competing frequently with their own ideas of the world and the big idea of the mass from the world whatever they that is.
and competing with your ideal self et cetera
Let's write a poem, one line at a time
Rule 1: must follow ABAB CDCD etc rhyme scheme
Rule 2: you must reply to the person you are responding to, and continue the chain. If multiple people reply to the same line, choose whichever one sounds better and just go with it
Rule 3: try to make it fit the meter or general flow of the poem
Dubs indicate the poem is over
Okay, first line,
I thought the world was just
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>>23290510
Niggers
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>>23290565
I feel shit without my cigars.
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>>23290608
But breathe this smoke I must
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>I re-join facebook and add friends from the past
>Best friend refuses
>Says he can't associate with someone with a profile pic like mine.
>Says I look like a slob, to clean myself up then he'll add me.
:(
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>>23286680
>rejoin facebook
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He's being a friend
Fucking listen to him faggot, he's trying to help you
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My cold heart says fuck that guy and he shouldnt care, but normies do weird things like...
>>23290574
What this guy is saying. Maybe he wants to make sure you look decent so more people will add you and maybe start a social life.
But I have no fuckin idea.
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Guys i am going to fuck in 10 minutes
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She is on her way, wish me luck robots pls, i hope i don´t get a premature eyaculation like 6 years ago (my last time)
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probably should have fapped about 6 hours ago. just breathe, try to think of other things
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>>23290135
fuck off normie
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>>23290135
Don't tense your core muscles, that tension makes you cum quickly.
>5 page written assignment
>another 4 page written assignment
>both require APA referencing
>haven't even studied the topics yet
>due tomorrow
>can't start until 5PM
How fucked am I?
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R.I.P Original Poster.
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>blank piece of paper due in 2000 years
i'm not gonna make it bros
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good thing you made this post and are likely monitoring the thread, good use of your time fam
I have a question about my penis.
When i pull foreskin behind it tends to get folded behind the glans like in the first pic and than i need to unfold it before i can cover the glans again.
Is this normal?
Can i change it so its always like the one on the right pic?
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>still has his foreskin
Why do you think people cut it off? It's refuse, mate, worthless. Literally the only people that like foreskin are feminists, and it makes sense because they hate men.
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>>23289987
fucking jewcuck.
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>>23289987
Eyes getting pretty dry there eh? I bet you wish it was moistened and back to its full sensuality
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Why don't you betas just pretend to be alphas?
I don't get it.
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>>23289593
Because we're ugly. Being ugly and trying to be alpha just makes you so transparent and every woman will see it and see you as even more pathetic. There is no hope for us. God hated our families and that is why he made us ugly so that we would suffer because of them.
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>>23289593
You cannot pretend you live a different lifestyle.
You actually have to do it.
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Because that's called "over-compensating" acording to women, and it disgusts them