>boss called and asked if I could work today on my day off

you get payd extra for that day are you?

>>23321751
I don't think so. She didn't say anything about it on the phone but I don't know.

>>23321706
tfw forced holiday because I have to get rid of the unused holidays

>>23321758
>She
I'm already erected

tfw becoming wagecuck after long time of being NEET

I think I'm just going to kill myself since the world will never be sympathetic to my agony, and the other suffering people are just bitter about it and turn on you for being honest about how shitty life is.

Yep, suicide.

>>23321778
Cash it in champ. That's what I do. I got eight weeks atm, gonna take the money for four of those weeks.

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>>23321812

>>23321706
>boss has just cuck my shit up fam hairdo
Befitting of a cheesy corporate slave tbh

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>>23321778
I've only had 3 days off in the last 3 weeks. I don't mind it but I need a day off once a week or I'll become miserable. One time I worked 8 days in a row and wanted to kill myself or get hit by a car.

>>23321802
There are 5 managers in total. She's not the big boss, just one of the managers but I think she's second below the big boss.

>boss calls me or employee asks for me to take his shift
>"I'm at or going to an AA meeting that day sorry"

Sometimes I actually do, but most times its best excuse. Everyone I work with knows I'm there because I'm trying to get my life back on track and don't bother me.

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>>23321853
>I think she's second below the big boss.

You work on fucking motherbase? Get me hired! I'm a D rank in combat and a D rank in medical (E in everything else)

>>23321902
big boss = stereotypical boss

tall, middle age, conservative

>>23321815
Sadly I'm not allowed to but it's kinda nice. Like living as a NEET with money for 2 months every year.

>>23321923
I'm aware what you meant.

I don't think you get my joke.

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>boss calls me cause he hasn't heard from me lately
>had surgery few days ago
>'and what about my work?'

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>boss calls
>don't pick up phone
>ever
>boss stops calling