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I was just listening to this song.

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Got me.

everything will be alright

>>23348635
He's facing his problems. Are you?

>>23348677
Fuck off normie

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>coping with loneliness vid
>starring me and my bf

>>23347644
>ama
WHERE SHE AT THO

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>>23347644
>>23347659
Also mfw fbi still shitposts and i replied to an entrapment thread

>not ugly
>$30

You're going to have so many diseases. Even a condom probably wouldn't save you since they likely ran out of room on her body and spread to the air around her.

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>>23347366
>implying girls want to meet up with you

>>23347366
>>>/soc/

>>23347536
I dont want some soc cunt, i want a fembot, or at least a girl who is more chill and down to earth and not a complete retard. I find the difference between fembot girls and soc girls is mainly intelligence

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>>23347259
u used to u used to u used to

>>23347259
penis communicator

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I KNOW WHEN THAT HOTLINE BLING

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I really don't understand shit like this.

I saw a video of this guy, he's the biggest faggot I've seen, completely bland and unfunny as hell. Yet he has hundreds of thousands of regular viewers. Unless they're all autistic 12 year olds it just doesn't make sense.

If you like Brofesco that means you have serious mental problems.

I do not have a favourite YouTuber, because I'm not autistic, but I do enjoy Numberphile, Sixty Symbols and other Brady Haran stuff. Also Matt Parker/standupmaths is pretty funny

They're not, actual robot threads are the best, it's like chemotherapy for the cancer that infests this place

How do I tell them apart?

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>>23346539
But the shitpost threads are doing Iron Man numbers while the robot threads barely get off the ground.

>>23346489
figure out some way that's sort of slow, and do it when somebody is coming to visit

>>23346489
beh

>>23346489
You should leave this place, roastie.

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>>23346405
Great ass, great tits, perfection.

>>23346467
Looks good anon. Not cute doe. Smart is what I'd call her look is.

>>23346530
LOLOLOL, maybe you should stick your shit tier/colored girls then.

>tfw when you fail to suicide

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>>23346295
think about all the anime youll miss if you off youreself

Wait a sec lemme post a selfie

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>>23346166
OOOOOH

I'm at work. I don't want to be here

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same

>>23346057
go to work fam

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>>23346039
You're going to fucking love this one. I get vivid dreams lately, not sure why but probably because demons. This is from last night.

Anyway, for whatever reason, I found myself in an air duct with the fucking Alien from Alien coming after me. I end up escaping the duct and coming face-to-face with it, to which I responded by yelling "ANNIHILATION" at it and watching it disintegrate.

After that I was in the second floor of my house. I went down the steps and was confronted by a traditional gray alien (not even kidding) in what appeared to be a motorized scooter. I slapped it once and screamed "AYYYY LMAO" but my power was apparently too weak. It wasn't even fazed and it bit my hand. I turn around and fucking Stephen Hawking rolls in from the kitchen in his own little scooter, saying something that I don't remember. Apparently it made me level up because I turned around and re-slapped the ayylmao and it vanished.

Then I woke up and laughed my ass off.

>>23346039
I dreamt that i fucked my mom like 3-4 times troughout my lifetime. I wouldnt e able to look at her for like 2 weeks after that would happen.
I also dreamt that i was fucking my sister 2 times. Its so disgusting when you realise what you dreamt of.

The other day I dreamed I lived with a shapeshifting dragon and we were in love.

>>23346008
No its not I work nights bitch

not yet, my friend

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>>23346008
this

>>23345991
No joke, she is exactly my type.

I'm definitely capable fam. I've slayed bigger dragons.

disgusting