>tfw your unwashed bed sheets smells like shit from bare-ass fapping
Disgusting.
>roommate
>gotta pretend to shower to beat your meat cause your room the epicenter for normie congregation
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkAb1akJzoE
Who /racer/ here?
who no driver liscense here
>>23333624
whats happening mang?
>>23333602
I used to run the backroads a bit with friends, but nowadays no one has interest in running anymore and I can't get my shit together financially enough to run any of my sports cars anymore. I've let the tags all lapse on them in favor of more reliable transportation just to get to work and back. Sporadic paychecks don't help much either, I haven't been paid in 4 weeks since customers at the shop won't come and pick their shit up.
I would like to get at least my FC insured and plated so I can run some autocross again. My SA22 needs a thorough cleaning of the gas tank/fuel system and maybe a new steering box before I can get it back on the road and my NA Miata needs some body and suspension parts replaced from an off road touge excursion I had a couple years ago now.
I really haven't been able to get my shit together financially.
>used to wear glasses
>switch to contacts as soon as possible
>later in life decide to wear fake hipster glasses just for show
>still wear contacts underneath.
>the normies will never know
witness em.
>>23333334
fuck off, four-eyed cunt
>>23333334
>Go to doctor for depression
>He refers me to a psychologist
>Don't schedule an appointment with the psychologist
Absolutely Devilish
>>23333334
1 (one) off
Anyone here a decent somewhat normal cyborg? I need someone to chat with sometimes or something. I don't feel good at times and it would help to talk to someone at those times.
Reporting in. I can go a week or two without any interaction but then my gut instincts start guilt tripping me back to society
>>23333429
Do you have a skype or something? Just for chatting when we're both feeling bad.
>>23333538
Only have my public one, got a way I could send to you?
daily reminder that women have it much easier
>b-b-but women can be lonely and rejected too
>>23332875
/r9k/ is literally tumblr for men
why the fuck are those stinky degens allowed to reproduce
Tesla is rolling in his grave
how much of a beta/dicklet do you have to be that that's the best you can do?
>deadbeat father loses custody of kids
>shows up to daycare anyways drunk with new girlfriend
>daycare won't allow him to see kids
>he chimps out, throws toys, forced to leave
>fight breaks out outside
>girlfriend hits daycare worker with a fucking SNOW SHOVEL
>dad just punches her, both flee
>dad arrested on 100,000 bail
>girlfriend only has charges pending, no arrest
Why do women only get a slap on the wrist for comitting crimes?
https://archive.is/g9qiw
>>23332835
the man started the fight
>>23332835
Gee I dont know, probably because he was drunk, initiated it and did a lot more damage
Snow shovels are prettty flexible so its not like it actually did any damage
Because men are violent and only love themselves. You might as well punish them if you can and let everyone else off as it's unlikely the woman would do anything like that again
Afternoon, wageCUCKS. I see you are enjoying yourselves writing about wagecuck misery in other retail/wageslaves threads. Poor you. Meanwhile, I'm ducking ur gfs teehee
Bai bai
>ducking ur gfs teehee
I knew those kickboxing classes for her would help, better start weaving as well faggot, she's got one good left hook
>>23332729
Lol i can beat any female you cuck.
>>23332729
>the aggressive wage-cuck releases his bottled up stress in violent threats
Keeping making those shekels
Original Content Thread.
Hey /r9k/, post shit you've made that you'd like to share and stuff. Posted a link of a video of mine in a thread earlier and people seemed to not hate it. So let's see what you guys are up to.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rx1CaHZsIOQ
>>23332554
Shameless bump
another shameless bump before I let it die
>>23332644
nothing to contribute but you sound sad so I'll bump for you
Who just wants to become a sex slave here?
>no more problems or responsibilities
>everything is taken care for you
>no need to make decisions
>no need to socialize
>you get to stay at home all day
I am really tempted to get my shit together and get a maid.
Do not lose hope op.
I've wanted a stay-at-home NEET wife for some time. Sure life won't be glamorous for the next year while I'm finishing up my masters, but I can still support and look after on my current wage. Just someone to come home to, cuddle, fuck their brains out, and fall asleep with.
>>23332484
Me but only if there's feminization involved, and I mean all the stuff like facial surgery, etc.
Greentext Stories?
Here's what happened to me.
>Sit next to a pretty girl in my first class
>Didn't realize notice she was attractive for a couple weeks because I never noticed her
>But found she was really hot 3 weeks ago
>We spoke about class infrequently and she gave a positive vibe talking to me.
>I decided I wanted to befriend her so I can lean on her for maximum comfyness.
>I had no idea on how to speak to her so I relied on a british Stacy I found online in an /r9k/ thread to give me social advice.
>Stacy told me to add her on facebook(Stacy was in essentially high school but I told her I was in university and when I asked her about how this pretty girl would figure out how would I know her name and she said nothing about it)
>This pretty girl had 1200 friends on facebook, there's no way that she wouldn't add me
>Next day she isn't sitting in her seat
>obviously know that I creeped her out
>at the end of class I found out she sat 20 rows behind me. Not an exaggeration. 20.
>feel bad all day as my mood dampens and feel scared that the pretty girl might tell her friends I'm a creep.
You categorize girls as 'stacy'. I bet you unironically call certain guys 'Chads' too.
Kill yourself, or leave this fucking board.
>>23332489
Please be bait... If this isn't bait, I just don't know anymore...
>>23332414
either shes a total bitch, or she just wanted to change seats. don't let it get to you, anon.
Post your best crumb girls r9k
>>23332297
I bet she has a super clit, all those bitches who take steroids have super clitcocks.
>mfw met a 15 year old girl from /r9k/ irl
Ask me anything
Nigga how old are you?
>>23332257
how did you identify her as an r9k user?
>just don't let it get to you bro, it's not that big of a deal
>just sack up and do it
>stop feeling like you're entitled to food, shitlord
>just be born in a first world country, it's simple
>man up bro
>maybe you should consider what you did, maybe you deserve it?
>starvation is a choice
>dude if you want to get laid just go out with the intention of having fun and not wanting to get laid
>guaranteed you'll get laid everytime
>girls just want a guy who's not afraid to have fun and will turn up with them
Oh Nathan
>>23332146
>Hi, I'm OP, and welcome to another addition of, "I had a shit day and decided to use 4chan as my personal blog!"
>>23332169
>complaining about personal anecdotes on /r9k/
>>>/pol/
>you will never suck and grope those big ebony tits
Why even live?
>girlfriend's mom was former director of a black only pageant
>that suffering feel when around dozens of the most beautiful black girls in all shades and can't so much as act on it because your girlfriend is right next to you
>you'll never be born some sort of Mandinka king and be able to breed a slew of ebony goddesses
>>23332046
>tfw
I know your that feel
Why not?
who /psoriasis/ here?
mine looks about the same as pic related. it itches like hell and blocks my cock.
gg never gonna get laid
>>23331722
i have already accepted my faith
post your pic