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>tfw clover app
>tfw superior in every way
>tfw never have to leave bed
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>>23336005
clover master race checkin in
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>>23336005
Ever heard of laptops?
Smartphone keyboards are fucking retarded.
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>>23336239
>implying that you need to write an essay ever on 4chin

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>"No, please! We cannot... if I fuck le foreign devil, my ancestors would surely curse and shame me forever!"

What say you?
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You have those tits out, and you're wearing glasses. We're fucking now.
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>>23335740
Why say anything? I doubt she'd be able to stop me.
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Those tits look fake for some reason

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>finally sit down to write my resume
>realize I have nothing to put on it but my two degrees

Fuck…….
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depending on what your degrees are you might not be too fucked
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>two degrees
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make shit up
you have nothing to lose

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How does it feel knowing even fat girls and ugly girls think they're too good for you?
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>>23335576
im just high test enough
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When will women realize that i am not only my cock.
I have feelings too.
Please stop sexualizing me.
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>>23335576
we'll be laughing at 40

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Is suicide an act of strength or weakness?
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>>23335517
pretty weak fam tbh
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>>23335517
Weakness.

Easy, permanent way out of a temporary problem you're too scared to handle.
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>>23335517
the only way suicide can be noble is if your a pedo and know your going to molest kids

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>engineering isn't a meme degree
kek
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>>23335234
Shut the fuck up you cocksucking med fag.
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>working at wall street
>noble
top jej
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LMFAO @ the finance major not being portrayed as a completely empty fucking sociopath

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A girl talked to me today, and she actually bothered to learn my name.

What the fuck do I do.
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>>23335214
Give her phonenumber. I'll ask if she likes you.
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Who /can't remember names/ here?
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>>23335243
>Implying she gave him her phone number

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>tfw you're slowly starting to realize /r9k/ isn't a jokeboard
>there are literally, unironically, human beings who classify everyone around them as chad or stacy or w/e the fuck
>there are literally, unironically, human beings who don't leave their house at least once a day
>there are literally, unironically, human beings who post on this board from their parents house while begging for chicken "tendies"

jesus...
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>>23334965
You're the joke tbh normie

Get the fuck off my board
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>>23335008
boi
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Just a prank bro

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>December is only 47 days away
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don't remind me it's too fuckin hot already
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I can't wait tbh fam
Who here /gayforxmas/
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>>23334929
>southern hemisphere mongoloid detected

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Hey you! Place your hand on your heart. You feel that? That's called purpose, it's beating for a reason. Don't give up
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shut up white knight.. kill yourself.
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You already said that yesterday, cartoon girl.
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>>23334772

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My entire life, I have done the goodboy choices, when I was younger, I never lied, I always told the truth, despite regretting in punishment. Never sneaked away, never did anything like that. When I became older, never became involved w/ drugs, or partying, or drinking.

Yet, all of these stupid cunts always go for those pricks who do all of those things, adults always say "be yourself". What a fucking farce. I have never had a real girlfriend, and the one I kinda had, fucking left me for some other prick. I just sit alone, all the time. No friends, no girlfriend, not even any online friends. I have nothing.

I speak several languages. I've been all over the world, and yet, no girl ever wants to even look at me. What the fuck?

If you're female, and reading this. Go fuck yourself.
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>>23334302
>tfw no big nigga mentor to teach me how to be a bad ass
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>>23334302
Ah yes, I call it 'The Good Boy Fallacy'.
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>>23334302
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lz36lspLIv

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Name one thing more twisted than youtube comments.
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efukt comments
liveleak comments
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>>23335501
Wrong
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facebook

What happened to her?
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She's doing great movies.
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she got the HIV
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Took so many dicks that she became one with the universe.

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Why is EVER SINGLE girl on Earth a complete basic bitch?

Fucking hell, they complain when men treat them like doormats, but how can anybody treat you otherwise when you have the PERSONALITY of a doormat?
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>basic bitch
God damn that's an uber normie buzzword. 9 out of 10 people we call normies probably aren't normie enough to say that shit. Nigga, Chad's brother Brad and Stacy's sister Tracy say that shit smh

Kill yourself fam
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>>23334106
I think that outfit is cute on a short Jewish girl
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TFW no Starbucks drinking, ugg and legging wearing gf


Literally what I want

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>tfw no qt wheeli gf
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>>23334046
>the qt train has no brakes
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She'd still expect chad to fuck her.
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>>23334046
You still gotta be 6'3 so she feel safe

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