My incredibly successful sister that I haven't seen in 5

WHy can't you just hide somewhere outside for 48 hours until she leaves?

>>23321784
I already said that I'm gonna be free and we could hang out. And she's staying here for 3 days.

>>23321769
do it

>>23321842
If you are regretting that decision, just leave your town for 3 days and don't answer her calls.

When she arrives rape her.
Say there is no point in living since you can't be together with the woman you love so much, but at least you'll enjoy her touch once before you go.

Why the fuck did you agree to meet up?

Anyways ask her for a kush job since you're already fucked anyways.

>>23321769
Get drunk with her. I mean really, really drunk.

See what happens ;)

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>>23321769
>I'm seriously considering suicide before she arrives.

explain to her that you feel like a piece of shit for being so worthless and humbly ask for her advice / help

This is probably my future as well. My sister is a successful CPA and is getting engaged soon and I still live with my parents and have never had a job or gf