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Anonymous
2015-10-15 05:30:25 Post No.23343091
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You are all garbage "friends". One poor sod here was moping about breaking up with his gf and moving away, and you know what this other prick says? He says "oh, she's probably fucking another man".

Honestly you are garbage tier friends. We are all in this together, or so I thought.

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Anonymous 2015-10-15 05:31:52 Post No.23343130
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>>23343091
>having a gf
he deserved it.
fucking normie needs to die.

Anonymous 2015-10-15 05:32:56 Post No.23343154
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Everyone is garbage tier. Not just robots.Its an anonymous imageboard, not a tight social circle. If you think these people are your friends you're somehow more pathetic than the average robot.

Anonymous 2015-10-15 05:35:47 Post No.23343223
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>>23343154
you're just an edgy faggot who can't stand acting like a human being. Shouldn't you be in /b/ still? You can come here when you start acting like a normal human bean

I don't know any of these people but they are my lads

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2015-10-15 05:28:51 Post No.23343055
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Anonymous 2015-10-15 05:28:51 Post No. 23343055 [Report] [View this topic]

Remember when you were happy?

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blackbot (ID: !!UOtcxGKFDd1) 2015-10-15 05:30:39 Post No.23343099
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blackbot (ID: !!UOtcxGKFDd1) 2015-10-15 05:30:39 Post No.23343099 [Report]

Word, before my mom had a stroke I was literally normal. I was fat and short as shit but one of the most popular kids in my middle school and had girlfriends/girls had crushes on me despite the fact looking back on photos I looked turrible

Now I spend all my time in my head overthinking things and be getting so sad I can't talk to nobody.

How does someone become happy?

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Anonymous 2015-10-15 05:31:04 Post No.23343109
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Yes. If you don't you have some serious brain problems and are losing your memory.

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2015-10-15 05:15:12 Post No.23342739
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Anonymous 2015-10-15 05:15:12 Post No. 23342739 [Report] [View this topic]

tfw no monster gf

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Anonymous 2015-10-15 05:17:04 Post No.23342790
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Anonymous 2015-10-15 05:17:53 Post No.23342811
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>tfw no monster bf

Anonymous 2015-10-15 05:19:38 Post No.23342848
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tfw no cat gf

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2015-10-15 04:46:13 Post No. 23342025 [Report] [View this topic]

some of you guys are alright...

dont go to mars tomorrow

so long space robots

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Anonymous 2015-10-15 04:49:02 Post No.23342104
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Is the joke that school is off on Mars tomorrow?

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Some of you guys are alright...

don't go to earth tomorrow

so long xeno drones

Anonymous 2015-10-15 04:51:23 Post No.23342155
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what so we cant go to mars now?

fk u anon

Anonymous
2015-10-15 04:43:03 Post No.23341933
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Anonymous 2015-10-15 04:43:03 Post No. 23341933 [Report] [View this topic]

Why not just get a third world gf?
>Will be happy with your minimum wage income and lifestyle
>you tiny 6 inch dick will seem big to her
>will be loyal and never leave you

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Anonymous 2015-10-15 04:43:51 Post No.23341948
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>>23341933
Those are prostitutes fam

Anonymous 2015-10-15 04:44:25 Post No.23341965
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>>23341933
this guys face

Anonymous 2015-10-15 04:45:30 Post No.23342005
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>>23341965
exactly
If he can do it so can we
He is not Chad

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2015-10-15 04:41:12 Post No.23341885
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Anonymous 2015-10-15 04:41:12 Post No. 23341885 [Report] [View this topic]

Should I just end it now guys?

>be 20
>virgin
>living off autismbux
>coming down from my 1.5 day meth binge
>3 days ago I did heroin all day
>Tomorrow I'll drink a 5th and smoke weed
>neet never had a job or interview etc
>no friends no gf zero no social life in years
>no way I can get into any college or trade school
>family doesn't talk to me anymore

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Anonymous 2015-10-15 04:43:56 Post No.23341950
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>>23341920
This is our life story, normie. What in the flying fuck are you doing in our hugbox anyways? Going to try and talk us down with your normie feelings? I hope some nigger rapes your mother faggot.

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>>23341885
pls respond

Anonymous 2015-10-15 04:44:34 Post No.23341971
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stop doing drugs you fucking idiot

Anonymous
how does that make you feel? 2015-10-15 04:36:34 Post No.23341754
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how does that make you feel? Anonymous 2015-10-15 04:36:34 Post No. 23341754 [Report] [View this topic]

Right now, Chad is balls deep in her pussy. She's staring up at him her eyes hypnotized, as if under a spell. And she loves every second of it, completely being dominated by him.

This bothers you to your core. You want her, you want to fuck her, you want her loving admiration, deep down you want to impregnate her, and have her raise your child

And the thought of this happening cuts you so deep, becuase it proves you're a loser. It proves she'd rather have his sperm, rather have her child be partly him instead of you. It proves she has no respect for you, and that she views you as genetically inferior.

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Anonymous 2015-10-15 04:39:08 Post No.23341830
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>>23341754
>muh genetics
Shitty excuse for immortality.

If I cared that much, I'd sooner clone myself than have a kid.

Or be immortal if it was possible within my lifetime.

Anonymous 2015-10-15 04:40:10 Post No.23341855
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I don't even know any women so how could I get cucked

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>>23341754
My waifu isn't 3DPD, so it's literally impossible for Chad to ever fuck her. She's mine now and forever.

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2015-10-15 04:32:33 Post No.23341649
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Anonymous 2015-10-15 04:34:48 Post No.23341710
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2015-10-15 04:31:02 Post No.23341603
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Anonymous 2015-10-15 04:31:02 Post No. 23341603 [Report] [View this topic]

which pill are you, /r9k/?

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Anonymous 2015-10-15 04:32:18 Post No.23341639
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>>23341603
Whichever one involves self loathing, but still hoping for something better in the future

Anonymous 2015-10-15 04:34:16 Post No.23341687
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>>23341639
blue pill

GET OUT NORMIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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I'm blackbilled even beyond eggman.

eggman who has a gf btw pic related

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Anonymous 2015-10-15 04:21:11 Post No. 23341354 [Report] [View this topic]

I JUST SWALLOWED 2 ICE CUBES AM I GOING TO DIE?

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Anonymous 2015-10-15 04:21:52 Post No.23341374
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Yes. Call 911 lad

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Anonymous 2015-10-15 04:22:19 Post No.23341384 [Report]

HAVE YOU STARTED BUSTING ANY RHYMES

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Anonymous 2015-10-15 04:22:42 Post No.23341390 [Report]

Yep, they freeze your stomach lining until it breaks apart and then the acid drains onto your other organs killing them

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Anonymous 2015-10-15 04:16:57 Post No. 23341263 [Report] [View this topic]

>Did nothing but play video games when I got home from school
>As time wore on I was able to relate less and less to the people around me
>Did nothing but play video games
>Suddenly nervous around everyone during senior year
>Graduate
>People smirk at me when they find out I can't drive at my job
>Have deprived myself of vital life experience and everyone around me is years ahead of me
>Don't even know how to stop being the way I am
>It'll probably stay that way
>18 and can only name 3 streets in the neighborhood I've lived my whole life

Guys all I have is video games.
Anybody else like me?

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Anonymous 2015-10-15 04:18:36 Post No.23341298
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>>23341263
all i have is video games too. looking forward to xenoblade chronicles x. gunna be gud

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>>23341263
no

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>>23341263
>last weekend
>got lost driving to my friend's house under 5 minutes away
fugg

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Anonymous 2015-10-15 04:14:17 Post No. 23341191 [Report] [View this topic]

Do you make up different online personas for fun too? Tell me about who you've been.

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Anonymous 2015-10-15 04:15:40 Post No.23341233
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Anonymous 2015-10-15 04:15:40 Post No.23341233 [Report]

I mostly just enter a thread and be aggressive for no reason

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Anonymous 2015-10-15 04:17:06 Post No.23341267 [Report]

>>23341191
i pretend i'm a girl on every online game i've played

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>>23341233
Sometimes I do this too.

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Anonymous 2015-10-15 04:13:40 Post No. 23341176 [Report] [View this topic]

Why do you even deserve to have a girlfriend?

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Anonymous 2015-10-15 04:14:23 Post No.23341194
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Anonymous 2015-10-15 04:14:23 Post No.23341194 [Report]

Why do you deserve to post this thread every day?

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>>23341176
I do. I really, really do.
I'm (unironically) a nice guy and I'm pretty cool if you get to know me.

Anonymous 2015-10-15 04:17:50 Post No.23341279
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Too easy, OP. I deserve a gf because I walked up to her, talked for like two minutes and got her number so we could meet up later.

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Anonymous 2015-10-15 04:11:45 Post No. 23341117 [Report] [View this topic]

Who /social chameleon but still failing/ here?
> be 23
> creating a new persona every week for myself as often as I change underwear
> normies will always end up seeing my beta personality, no matter what I dress my body in or what material shit I buy
> being beta isn't even my truest personality, half the time I just want to be alone and shitpost on 4chan and I want everyone to shut the fuck up
Hold me, please.

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Anonymous 2015-10-15 04:29:19 Post No.23341561
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How the fuck does no one know this feel?

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>>23341561
I know this feel op
>constantly pretending to be someone I am not
>trying to interact with people and keep up the normie, happy facade
>when I get to close to people I make slip ups and reveal my power level
>usually causing them to distance themselves from me

Anonymous 2015-10-15 04:39:10 Post No.23341833
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who /two personalities/ here?

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Anonymous 2015-10-15 04:08:29 Post No. 23341032 [Report] [View this topic]

SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME

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Anonymous 2015-10-15 04:09:18 Post No.23341051
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THE WORLD IS GONNA ROLL ME

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Anonymous 2015-10-15 04:10:27 Post No.23341089 [Report]

I AIN THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHEEEEED

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SHE WAS LOOKING KINDA DUMB

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