Now listen up space robots,here's a story >Be me just

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Now listen up space robots,here's a story
>Be me just starting high school
>make this really cool friend
>he's British
>we become fast best friends
>fast forward a few months
>he starts dating an sjw
>resent her but go along with it because he's my bro
>the sjw has a fucking retarded kin
>she thinks she's annasui from jojo
>to shorten it we just call her ana
>after a couple weeks of them dating my friend comes in with a black eye
>he seems a lot more skittish
>he says that everything is fine
>situation worsens over weeks
>eventually he cracks and says his girlfriend has been beating him
>flip my shit and go to find sjw fag
>it's with a group of hamplanets on a hill
>scream at her "WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU BEATING ANON?"
>one of the hamplanets say men can't be beaten and that my friend is at fault
>flip my shit and sock the hamplanet in the face
>her jiggly body rolls down the hill
>my friends girlfriend jumps on my back and starts choking me
>headbutt her causing her a massive nosebleed
>she runs at me so i give her a sharp hoof to the stomach and knock her down the hill
>she try's to climb back up
>look down at her
>"IT'S OVER ANNA-KIN I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND