Challenge: Have a more pathetic story than mine

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>virgin bisexual
>goes to Craigslist to look on casual encounters m4m
>send a few emails
>decide to check w4m for the lulz
>recent post from a woman saying she has plans for a fun day, but there's nothing sexual at all, provides a number
>text number, turns out it's a prostitute, gives me link to her website
>she has a first time special for only $26
>always told myself that I would only pay for sex at a time where I was extremely desperate
>decided this time was that time and it was super cheap so fuck it
>tried to use my internet detective skills to see if it was fake
>girl responds to my texts and snaps like a person and not at all like a bot
>site has a few fishy things but also seems high effort
>decide to go ahead and try it
>says she doesn't accept cash and payments must be online
>links to a camsite but gives detailed instructions
>supposed to make an account then pay the $26 then apply for special and book time
>I pay the money but it just gives me tokens and I don't see her account anywhere
>I ask her about it, she asks me my username
>I tell it to her and she acts like I should be able to see her specials page
>she says she'll look into it
>it's now a day later and she won't answer my texts or snaps
>none of the men I emailed respond either
>tfw I just payed for a prostitute and I didn't even get laid

I might be the most pathetic person alive. I challenge all of you to give a more pathetic story.