Femanons, did you ever walk in on family members or friends masturbating?

>>38539697
Does it count if I'm not female?

>>38539697

I once catched my bro schlicking lol, so I went ahead ripped of my pants and panties and jumped on his dick wile doing a barrel roll in the air while screaming "YAMETE ONII-CHAN!"

Save to say I broke his dick and he hates me nao. :(

>>38539697
>walk in on little brother with dads old playboy mag
>he shrieks and calls me a piece of shit while covering up
>tell him if he wants some alone time with the little guy go do it in his own room
>kick him over a few times as a punishment while he tries to scrabble out and play keep away with the magazine
>kick him naked into the hall with mom and her friend then slam the door
>put magazine in locked drawer then proceed to kick sephiroths ass in KH1

>>38539697
I walked in on my mom fucking my bf but they didn't notice me. I didn't know what to do so sat outside the door and cried quietly and ended up imagining me being in there and touching myself.

>>38540375
You shouldve gone in.
Broke up with him after, but in that moment fortune favours the brave.

>>38540375
Kek
Did you at least break up with him? Why didn't you join them?

>>38540409
And done what?

>>38540420
I'm ashamed to admit that we didn't break up till some time after, so there was a point where he was sleeping with us both. I didn't join because I said when it happened I just froze and my mind shorted out and I didn't know what to do.

I have two sisters. Occasionally walked in on my older sister and at least heard the younger one a couple of times.
Pretty awkward at first of course, but altogether more embarrassing to me than her because my sister lacks any capacity for embarrassment. But we're pretty close and have talked about shlicking before and such, so it's not so horrible.

I'm the only one that has been cought in the family. Either my sister never faps or she's really good at hiding it

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>>38540549
Does she have a detachable showerhead?

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>>38540375
damn how did that effect your relationship with your mom
horrible mom

>>38540602
Not well but then we never had a great relationship.

>>38540572
No. Also couldn't find any dildo's in her room when I was home alone

>>38540630
Don't need any fancy toys really.
Maybe she's just good at keeping quiet. I masturbate tons and I've been caught like twice, although I have two sisters.

>>38540618
have you fapped to the memory of this happening

>>38539697
Not a femanon but yes I've walked in on my dad but he thinks I didn't notice because I just ignored him, went to turn on the computer and back to the kitchen to make coffee.

My mom has also walked in on me right as I was cumming. High chance she knew but whatever, if you live around other people for long enough it's bound to happen eventually.

Just do your best to avoid it and don't worry if accidents happen. You won't be the first or last.

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>>38539697
>Staying over at cousins
>Think I'm being stealthy fapping under the sheets on my floor bed when we're asleep
>Finish and 15 minutes later my cousin starts fapping in his bed
>Get annoyed by it for some reason
>"What're you doing?" I snap at him
>He replies "Same thing you are" and continues fapping

Well that shut me up for the rest of the night

>>38540665
Uh sort of...

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>>38540729
o wow
how does that make you feel
do you feel disgusted by yourself for doing that?

>>38540740
It makes me feel like crap of course I'm disgusted when I've done it. It's not a good memory.

>>38540770
then why do it
can you just not resist yourself
is this female nature at work

>>38540780
Not her but are you implying guys are good at resisting sexual urges?

>>38540780
It's a rare thing I've only done a few times when I was feeling especially worthless.

>>38539697

Walked in on parents fucking, heard their bed creaking so I thought they were jumping in bed and I wanted to jump too, took me a couple seconds to realize then I closed the door quick as hell and walked back to my room.

>>38539758
>kick sephiroths ass in KH1
>things that didn't happen

I noticed he would go to the bathroom in the middle of the night and take a long time to be done.

I feel sorry for men because you have to masturbate.

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>>38541356
>He can't beat sephiroth

>>38541356
>he thinks sephiroth is hard
>he can't instantly identify basic telegraphs and sound cues
I bet you couldn't beat The Final Song in drakengard 3.

Did femanons ever smell cum in their brothers room?

>>38541693
All the damn time it stands out against literally every other smell and shit like lysol doesn't do jackshit to cover it up. It sticks around for fucking ever and smells terrible to hence why I ejected his ass with prejudice when I caught him doing that shit in my room.

>>38541611
>because you have to masturbate
I'm a girl and I'm pretty sure I'd be at everyone's throat if I didn't masturbate.

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I've caught my brother and my oldest younger sister a few times. Both I just backed out and said sorry, honestly it's something we all do, nothing awkward about it. I did tease my sister about it though.

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I know this seems shitty to say but it really makes me angry when I read about fembots masturbating.

Why do you have to be so sexual and incapable of controlling your whore selves?

>>38541876
>tease my sister about it
What a mean robodyke you are.

>>38541932
Not masturbating seems pretty shitty tbqh.
Also qt picture but damn that haircut.

>>38541788
>be at everyone's throat

See:

>>38541932

This is why you have 10+ sexual partners.

>>38541961
But anon, I've never even kissed a guy.

>>38540444
So your sister lacks shame when talking about sex stuff?

>>38539758
Were you ever attracted to him?

>>38540712
Whore.

>>38540375
Daddy issues?

>>38541981
>so your sister lacks shame when talking about sex stuff
When talking to me, yeah. Because we're close, as I said.

>>38541994
Does she talk about dicks and such?

>>38540794
When we put our minds to it, yeah.
But why should we bother, unless it is for work/public appearance? Sexual urges are the base reason we stay around you.

>>38540444
what does your sisters pussy smell like

>>38542005
Not really. But I'm not interested in talking about dicks so it's not a topic we really discussed ever.

>>38541981
>attracted
No. He's been an unrelenting asshole since day one and uses the fact no one likes him for that reason to keep fueling his assholery like some kind of fusion reactor of hate.

>>38542024
If she kissed you when she was really drunk how would you react?

>>38542038
your brother sounds cool and i want to be his friend

>>38542023
Doesn't smell like much, I'd assume. Mine doesn't.

>>38542044
It'd be pretty fun.

>>38541948
Hey, she caught me and teased me too. Only fair, besides we used to be pretty open to each other about this stuff.

>>38542045
Go for it. He'll steal your shit and when you get angry at him for it he'll say you'd have done it to him eventually or you would have left him eventually so it's your just desserts.

>>38542038
You are now aware draining a guy's balls basically turns him from a highly strung angry faggot into a soft, tired, placid person

>>38542057
>It'd be pretty fun.

Is that you, little Austrian femanon?

>>38541968

>not even kissed
>already had 10+ cocks in pussy and ass

What a whore

>>38542078
He's had sex before. Emo chicks in high school idolize legitimate dark and troubled types. It only made it worse because it reinforced the idea that people would still like him if he acted like an asshole then got angry when he found out adulthood doesn't work that way.

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>>38542058
Yeah I know, I was just kidding. It's good you can be open about this stuff with each other.

>>38542087
Literally who?

>>38539697
Haven't walked in anyone, but found a cum stained picture of my mom under some folded blankets in a dresser. I'm pretty sure it was my older brother's doing.

>>38541932
Yeah yeah masturbating once a week to erotic fanfiction is so impure and disgusting. I bet most of you guys fap to disgusting shit more often than once a week to say the least but you don't see anyone lynching you for it.

>>38542233
>but you don't see anyone lynching you for it.
I usually self-flagellate afterwards because I am disgusted with myself.

No, I liked doing mutual masturbation with my fwb though before we fucked

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>Be me
>Wearing headphones
>Hear my sister hitting her head on something and she sounds hurt
>The sound is coming from my parent's bedroom
>Walk in and see her naked with her BF
>She runs to close the door
>Never acknowledge that it happened

>>38542300
It took me three years to realize my bed shaking a little is very noticeable on the other side of the wall - where my sisters bed is.

>>38541932
Dude fuck off, we all do it too. It's okay to be disgusted with roasties but at least be consistent in your standards.

>>38539697
my sister's walked in on me masturbating twice, and now she literally knocks every time and waits until i say something before opeing the door.

>>38542276
Good, you should be.

>>38542306
how did you find out it shakes?

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Fembots, let's just say, hypothetically, you walked in on your brother masturbating.
And, just for the sake of this hypothetical scenario, assume he had a pair of your panties in his hand, held against his face.
Your completely hypothetical panties aren't distinctively coloured or anything like that.
And again, hypothetically, assume you averted your eyes almost immediately and left.

Do you think you'd have noticed that he was holding your panties, or would the shock of seeing his naked body prevent you from noticing a small detail like that?

>>38542442
My sister told me, when we had a drink together. She thought it was the most hilarious thing.

>the state of this fucking thread
how many of you dweebs are hard/fapping right now?

>>38539697
My sister used to try and catch me jacking off. None of the doors in the house locked, so she would kick my door open and laugh at me and shout to everyone if I was. She was a really bad person.

>>38541932
Quality bait, anon.

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>>38542523
Not (much) of a dweeb and not hard, but I finished masturbating a few minutes ago.
Being home alone is the best desu.

>>38542460
i assume my eyes would go straight to his face as it usually does when i walk into a room so chances are good i would see it. Anon are you fapping with your sisters underwear?

>>38542460
I'd notice the undies. At a glance I probably wouldn't be sure if they were mine, but I'd assume they were purely because of the fear and personal bias towards something like that actually happening.
A normal naked body wouldn't shock me no matter who it belonged to, and I tend to automatically look at people's faces when I see them.

Is there a particular reason you asked this purely hypothetical question?
>>38542619
Remember to wash your hands, Elsa.

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>>38542883
>Remember to wash your hands, Elsa
You're not the boss of me

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>>38542774
>so chances are good i would see it
>>38542883
>I'd notice the undies

FUCK

>Is there a particular reason you asked this purely hypothetical question?
>Anon are you fapping with your sisters underwear?
Yes

>>38541755
Oh man, you know what they say. For the one that you do see, how many more...

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I can't stand it anymore. All these ugly fucking female wojaks, the LARPing faggots pretending to be fem"""bots"""" and the fucking idiots who fall for this bullshit. Hopefully you retards are gone when summer is over.

>>38543074
Almost all the fembots ITT are faggots pretending to be women.

>>38543074
LARP
>LIVE
>ACTION
>ROLE
>PLAYING
STOP USING IT AS SYNONYM FOR "PRETENDING ON AN INTERNET FORUM"

>>38543242
>STOP USING IT AS SYNONYM FOR "PRETENDING ON AN INTERNET FORUM"
>he doesn't wear a dress when he pretends to be a woman online

fag

Walked in on my older brother (he must of been about 12) wrapped his duvet lying on his bed.
I didn't realise what he was doing; he just looked kind of flustered, so I just sat down started talking to him normally and he shifted awkwardly, covering himself with the duvet.

Then I put my hand on a damp spot on his bed; that at the time I thought was drool, but was definitely either ejactulate or pre-ejactulate.

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>>38543242
Make me... If you're brave enough.
*unsheathes katana*

>>38543277
It's still not LARPing because the actual Role Playing is not Live Action.

>>38543332
But I'm roleplaying as a girl who posts on 4chan.
The posting is part of the roleplay.

>>38543413
Yes, it is roleplaying, but it is not live action. Stop using the word LARP to mean that. It's a stupid new meme.

>>38543332
The character I'm playing is a shit posting NEET

>>38543332
In anon is dressed as a girl it is

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>>38540375
u-unf
sorry but cuckquean is my fetish

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My 13 year old brother hid a camera in my room to watch me masturbating and kept it there for 2 years without me noticing. I was 20-22 at the time, and was a NEET that whole period so was masturbating pretty much every day at least 2 times, sometimes 3 times.

He did not do it to masturbate to me, because I am very obese and ugly. He did it to blackmail me because he found out that I masturbate to

1. Bestiality
2. Hentai
3. Greenland Ice Core Climate Data
4. Bamboo Flute Music
5. Golden Showers

and he knew if he had proof he could hold it against me forever. It is 1 year since I found the camera and he forces me to basically be his slave now. I give him 30% of my wages from my job. Also have to drive him around etc, he made like 40 copies of the videos so I can do nothing about it.

>>38543558
Jesus Christ, just murder the little shit

>>38543558

>Greenland Ice Core Climate Data

what?

>>38543558
what a shitty way to blackmail.
I'd just steal your wages and force you to get fit.

Yeah. I walked in on my brother with his hand under his pants, laughed and then told mom, who told dad, and we all giggled. No biggie.

>>38543592
You just got meme bombed son
bazinga

>>38543642
>I'd just steal your wages and force you to get fit
This and after she got fit she would get the D obviously

>>38543558
Who do you think you're fooling, anon?

>>38543558
Dude literally just don't do whatever he says. What is he gonna do? Show his family videos he took of his brother masturbating? How tf is that even gonna work? He gonna just walk in there and say "Give me attention I have video evidence of my brother masturbating to weird shit bc I stuck cameras in his room." He'll also be made to look like a incestous faggot. Don't let your little brother exploit you dude

>>38542996
me too. It is amazing and my sis caught me a few times coming out of her room, but didn't say anything. She keeps grabbing my ass and sneaking in my room I guess she wants to see me masturbate lmao.

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>midnight
>notice backdoor key is missing
>walk down to sister's bedroom to ask where it is
>sneak incase she is sleeping
>quietly open her door
>she is covered in her blanket
>legs apart, bed squeaking
>hear audible schlick
>watch for 30 seconds
>turn doorknob loudly as if I just came in
>she comes out with a flushed face, smiling
>tells me she was sleeping
>I play along and leave

Jesus, I would pay money to have it happen again.

>>38544064
You're a good brother for not disturbing or embarrassing her, anon.

>>38544079
No, a good brother would go in there and give her the dick she desires.

>>38544218
Well but that wouldn't have been the dick she desired.

Maybe my brother once, but he always had porn up on his computer even when not fapping, so idk.
Did walk in on him fingerbanging my 12 year old friend when he was 15, we were all watching a movie, I left for a piss, and came back to that.
He acts like a dumb animal when it comes to sex, and probably already has the clap.

>>38544064
No need to give money to God, just sneak down there sometimes.

>>38544258
Depends. If you're fit and handsome, your sisters have probably masturbating to you at least once.

>>38540712
shit, that makes me remember that I once went on a sleepover and my pal just started flicking her bean in bed, I asked her to stop and she refused and told me to wait in the bathroom until she was done if I didn't like it.

>>38540838
I am going to masturbate to the thought of you masturbating to that memory femanon.

>>38544298
I'm neither fit nor handsome and also a sister myself.

>>38541932
>Why do you have to be so sexual and incapable of controlling your whore selves?
Because I become a much worse cunt to literally everyone else when I try to stop.
>road rage
>fights with my family
>kicking furniture into pieces
>screaming

The ethereal effect of a woman having jacked off psychically attacking you is less terrible than me being a king kong mega bitch.

>>38544079
>>38544278
I don't want to hurt her in any way but at the same time I want to fuck her raw. It's not a good position.

>>38544327
Well I'm fit and handsome and I've caught my sisters and stepsisters giving me those looks more than once. I've no doubt doubt they enjoyed it later, the fucking degenerates.

>>38544421
Even if so, who cares, right? Let them shlick in peace.

>>38544455
Fuck no. Despite your digits.

>>38544421
What do you mean by "those looks"
>>38544455
Stop spelling schlick so weirdly

>>38544773
>Stop spelling schlick so weirdly
Sorry. With sch it looks too much like German to me.

>>38544300

And, did you like it and stay?

>>38544300
What a cool pal. My friends at school were all such prudes.

>>38544773
>those looks
When they think you're not looking, but they slowly look you up and down, linger on your crotch, etc. And once you've caught women in public checking you out, then you see your sisters doing the same thing when they think you don't notice, it's the same

>>38545039

They were probably trying to find out where that smell is coming from

like the women in public

>>38545101
Hahaha maybe, but I doubt it.

>>38544856
I just looked it up and apparently both work so it's fair anyway
>>38545039
I feel like a lot of that is in your head, but okay.
I'm just worried about being found out looking

>>38545227
Sure it could be just in my head, but when you catch chicks checking you out in public enough times, then see half relatives looking at you the same way when they think you're distracted, it's likely you know what's going on.

>>38545227
Phew. I really didn't want to spell it schlick from now on.

>>38545039
To be honest even if they were checking you out, why look at your crotch? I assume you don't go around with your dick swinging, why wouldn't they check out your butt or abs or something?

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>>38539697
Nope, I've only ever been walked in on, never walked in on anyone else.

>blowdrying my hair after getting out the shower
>realise I can see my dick in the mirror angle
>see it getting harder and harder
>start fapping with one hand and blowdrying with the other
>didn't account for the fact that I wouldn't be able to listen out for people coming into my room
>mother walks in, sees me jerking my dick really hard
>says "s-sorry!" and walks out
>don't realise what's just happened until after
>sit there with my head in my hands, too damn embarrassed to finish myself off

>alone in the house one day
>friend links me some interracial porn from /gif/ didn't know what 4chan was at the time
>have like four tabs open of some fat chick riding a black dick
>suddenly hear the front door open
>manage to put my dick away in time
>awkwardly say hello to my brother and his friend, my face really red and my dick still half mast
>"hey let me borrow your laptop quickly"
>reply "sure" and hand it to him without really thinking
>only forgot to close the fucking tabs
>bro and his friend stare at the gif for a few seconds
>brother says "...nice" with no expression on his face
>they're obviously trying to keep a straight face, guess they were just as embarrassed as I was
>try to panickedly tell them "i-i-i wasn't actually looking at this, my friends just pranked me I swear"
>they say nothing and just continue browsing the computer

cont.

>>38545265

It could also mean that you look really weird

>>38545267
>why would they look at your crotch
What kind of question is that? Why would anyone? Anyway I have a big dick, so if I have a boner it's pretty noticeable

>>38545375
>not having a noticeable bulge while soft
>getting erections in public
Pleb-tier trash, get out

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>>38545292
cont.
And now quite possibly the worst story
>go on holiday with friends
>playing around in the hotel pool
>start to feel a little horny, might be a good time to quickly nip off for a wank
>excuse myself and say I'm going back to the room to go to the toilet
>they basically know what I'm going off to do since I've pulled this shit hundreds of times before
>practically run off to the room and whip out my nudie magazine and lube I bought at the airport
>haven't cummed in like 3 days so bashing one out feels amazing, especially with the lube
>on all fours on my bed jerking it off over some big tits
>groan in ecstasy as I shoot pornstar tier loads all over the magazine and myself
>in this instant I also hear the door to the room open
>try to chuck the magazine away but it's sticks to my hands and the bed because of the lube and cum
>don't even attempt at this point to reach for my shorts, just curl up into a naked, semen coated ball
>friend walks in (thank FUCK it was my friend and not a maid)
>"ah hey anon I didn't realise you were here"
>try to tell him to wait a minute but the words don't come out
>looks at my pathetic state and realises what he's walked in on
>"oh.. oh, sorry, I'll come back in a minute"
>"no no NO IT'S FINE, COME BACK IT'S FINE!"
>"it's fine, I won't tell anyone"
>leaves, goes to tell everyone
>sit there, covered in now liquidised cum, practically in tears from embarrassment
>go out to dinner with everyone later that day, can't look him in the eyes the entire night
>tfw this was only the first day and there were still ten more days of this
Even typing this up was painful, hope someone enjoys it though

>>38543905
I want to stop doing it, it feels wrong.
But her holes smell so, so good.

>>38545265
I guess
There's a sharp divide between just looking and actually wanting it though
>>38545267
I'd have made you do it.
>why wouldn't they check out your butt or abs or something?
How often in everyday life do you see guys' abs or butts through their clothing? Male fashion doesn't really accentuate those features, while dicks tend to show a little through most jeans. There's just something naughty about looking there.