Autistic shit you did/do

>refer to myself as we
>talk to myself all the time
>punch myself in the face it I fuck up too bad in vidiya (I've given myself a black eye multiple times)
>have numerous inside jokes with myself

First thing I do when I get home is pull off my belt in one go while yelling "Let it RIPPPPPPPP!"

>>38539733
I can't do anything for more than 2 hours or so without getting up and prancing around my living room.

>>38539750
This sounds more like SPD than autism

>Talk to my self out in the open
>fap to futa or shemale porn and then contenplate if it was worth nutting to this(I did this so many times now)

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One day I listened too much to Wagner, so when I had to cook my meal I started to pretend that it was an opera.
I cutted the bread while singing (in crooked german) "Oh, bread! Taste the sword,for you can't defend yourself! Noooo, Nooooo...I need more toasts!"

>>38540744
Don't worry anon we only talk to ourself because we are lonely it's not autism

>>38540744
I do both of those things all the time. Is it really autistic tho?

>Obsess over everything I do

>>38539733

>put music on
>stand in front of mirror lip syncing
>forget who i am for a few minutes

CRAAWWLING IIIIIN MY SKIIIIIIN

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clench my butt when driving over shadows in the car

Same as you OP.
I also, when I ride any kind of vehicle with windows, imagine myself in a music video.
I talk to myself (unironically). At first it starts as an internal conversation, and then I literally converse with myself outloud.

>imagining a qt watching through my eyes and hearing through my ears while doing something cool
>imagining my phone ringing in class and people impressed by my music ringtone

>>38539733
I can pretend I'm being interviewed for hours, I'm answering questions aloud -- in English which isn't my native tongue nonetheless.

>>38541476
vehicles without windows?

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>>38539733
when I was a kid trying to fall asleep I would imagine that there was a monster in the room who would kill me if I opened my eyes or moved
After awhile I thought they were real and had screaming fits every night

>>38539733

Shout whatever my dota hero said after he says it.
'AXE BRINGS THE AXE!!!'

>>38539733
>yell MONSOOOOOOONN when its raining and I have to run through it

I have an almost irresistible desire to yell out a certain phrase that's on my mind sometimes. The phrase changes sometimes, currently it's "Oh shit nigger, what are you doing?" and I scream that out loud whenever I make the smallest mistake or do something I didn't intend to.

>>38542503

That's literally a symptom of Tourette's

>>38540891
Fucking kek, that's actually pretty funny

>>38542570
Oh shit, nigger. Maybe I have a mild case of that.

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I walk to the local cemetery and wave a stick over the graves like a wizard blessing the dead.

>you will never find an autistic gf who likes the aesthetic of a nice graveyard as much as you do

>>38542802
when I grow up I want to be like you

>>38542570
I do shit like that too but I don't yell and I can control it, ie I don't do it if I'm not alone.

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>>38542851
I'm not thirty, I'm 25

I'm so close. despite acting like a wizard I would like to find love before 30, otherwise I'll put myself in my very own grave

>>38542292
I thought every Axe player did that

>>38542570
colgate consumer affairs

>>38539733
I always do that, I'm always imagining my life is a movie, a musical video, or a video game.