>mom found the jizz wizards

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>auntie found the poo poo platter

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>uncle unearthed the urethra utopia

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>dad deployed the cum garrison

>step grandfather found the unorthodox obtuse screw box

<mom found my cum rag

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>>38587846
>Grandma found the cum boned skeleton

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>nanny decoded the seed frequency

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>mom tripped on the jenkem juicer

>dad translated the dildo diary

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>Banjo found the Bubblegloop Swamp

>little sister picked up the dragon made of smegma

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>Mom found the toilet tarantula

>sister found her feminine penis

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>uncle raped me

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>>38588029
FUCKING NORMIES JESUS FUCK NOT ONLY IS THAT NOT HOW YOU GREENTEXT BUT ITS COMPLETELY OFF TOPIC FROM THE JOKE GOD I HATE 13 YEAR OLDS

>gramps got the goo detergent

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>uncle found the bloody smegma Buddha shrine

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>>38587846
>Mom found the Ancient Egyptian semen sock

Mom found the mushroom factory

>>38588565
underratled

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>Dad found the cum canoe

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>mom found the suicide note draft

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>Mom found the lard lactation station

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>mommy found the aromatic autism dispenser

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>cousin found the canned coons

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>grandpa discovered the worm gloves

>>38590397
me too friend
me 2..

>>38591415
Did she correct you on spelling and grammar and nothing else.

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>>38587846
hehe jizz wizards

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>>38590239
>dad found the cum canoe
1

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>German Shepherd found the sausage party pooper

>>38588565
I laughed with a sterling example of originality

Can anyone come up with some funny ones

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> bane found the CIA

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>>38587846
>Mom found the seaman spatula

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>>38587846
>pop pop found the man goo kazoo

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>Normies found the gas chamber

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>>38587846
>sister found the sperm urn

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>I found a deep sadness within myself

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>grandma deployed the taint brigade

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>daddy found my deep dark desires

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>grny fund my dik

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>qt cousin found my libertarian books