>starting college in 2 days I didn't attend any orientation

>>38851197
No, the orientation programs are useless.

>>38851197
What? No, I mean, if you're totally asocial then yes, otherwise just barge into groups, since they haven't really formed properly yet, if anyone wonders why they haven't seen you, you were abroad, somewhere exotic, say Thailand or something, use that as a point of conversation with the people in the group
Good luck anon!

>>38851239
I didn't go to them either.
>abroad, somewhere exotic, say Thailand or something
Lying is bad and you should feel bad. I just told them I was drinking and playing vidya and nobody has asked me anything after that.

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The orientation programs just reinforce my hatred of millennials.

My orientation program 15 years ago consisted of:
>a fat black "motivational speaker"
>lesbo dyke telling warning guys not to sexually assault girls
>frat brah doing a community service speech telling us not to fuck drunk chicks
>gay male sharing stories of his own college experience as a gay male

I can't even imagine how bad it must be in 2017

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don't skip events that offer free food and random other stuff

>>38851532
Smug looking fucks. The lot of them

>>38851532
God I hate normies talking about how they love free food so much. It's so fucking obvious they don't care and just want to act detached because they're too cool to admit they wanted to hang out with people. It's a shitty meme.

Nah. If anything, you're lucky. You don't ever want to be seen with other freshmen AT ALL COSTS.

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>>38851546
>you will never look as smug as this

>>38851197
No. Just make a lot of friends and half will stick. Try to remember names. Groups are still forming and everyone is desperate for them, so do your best.

>>38851593
that only applies to large and respectable schools. i don't think that will be an issue here... it's OP we are talking about...

>>38851614
C onfused and scared desu

Social groups have already formed. Enjoy your next 4 years of high school outcast status all over again.

>>38851660
god i love these kind of comments.

>>38851660
OP will just spend the next 4 years playing video games alone in his room and blaming others for his shortcomings. So yes... it will be just like high school.

>>38851660
Unironically even if they did, it's pretty easy to find a group to join. I actually have two groups of friends. One I formed in the first week, and another I joined late second semester.

If you're a mega autist, just join the board game club or some shit.

>>38851197
not unless it's required to sign up for classes and take some tests, no

>>38851524
I can't wait to attend and laugh my fit cis straight white male ass off

>>38853174
the fact you know the definition of cis means they already own you

>>38853265
haha fuck off nigger