>you will never become a pirate and sail the seven seas

>>38851255
Jesus, we robots would be the first to be thrown overboard for being useless shitters.

>>38851255
That's not really what's troubling you is it??

>>38851255
>fantasizing about being a smelly sea nigger
>fantasizing about being enslaved to serve burlier, smellier sea niggers
>fantasizing about gum decay, syphillis, lung disease, and illiteracy
>fantasizing about living in a cramped shack with guns that floats through the ocean.
>fantasizing about dying of sepsis and dehydration on a plank raft because the english sea police wrecked your shit.

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It's not too late to become a pirate

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>born too late to be a conventional pirate
>born too early to be a space pirate

OP, pirates are very much still a thing. Go to Somalia or Indonesia and live the dream.

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>>38851472
>ywn be a space cowboy
feelsbadman

>>38851481
Of course there are no more letters of marque or any of that semi-sanctioned stuff, you'll have to freeboot.

But, yo ho, maties, hoist the mizzenmast, crack the rum, and let's set sail!


https://youtu.be/FbRQgrOnErc

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>you won't live to see the end of capitalism

>>38851536
Go back to plebbit, fucking commie cuck.

>>38851443
stop insulting British people

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>>38851587
dumb classcuck

>>38851667
I might have jumped the gun. Tell me this: are you also a feminist or progressive?

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>>38851255
not with that attitude dumb frogposter

>>38851721
Depends what you mean by 'progressive'. In the contemporary political use of the term, no. Feminism is a joke.

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>>38851728
Animefags are below

>>38851255
I'd rather be a privateer

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>>38851875
that's something that a dumb frogoster would say

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>>38851728

Damn right, anon. Let's turn the world upside down you and I.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epkaVu4GW2A

>>38851855
Fair enough then. I retract my former statement. I would fully support communism if it meant getting rid of the cancer that is feminism and modern progressivism.

>>38851515
Fuck you anon.

Now I'm gonna carry that weight

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>ywn live in a medieval high-fantasy world
>ywn travel the land slaying mystical monsters
>ywn settle in the woods with your cute witch companion

>>38852303
If you lived in a fantasy world you would be one of the farmers who gets killed.

>>38852400
farmers were rarely killed because they provided an extremely important service

>>38852400
Nah nigga, maybe if I was a shrimp-dick little white boi like you I would but they'd be calling me the BBK, Big Black Knight, you know what I'm sayin?

>>38852400
>>38852491

During some eras they had a very high social status as well.

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>ywn be in WWI and storm across no man's land
>ywn dodge shells and be deafened by the drumfire
>ywn die taking a bullet for your brother
>ywn bleed out feeling the sweet release of death

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>ywn join MSF/DD
>you will never fight alongside Big Boss

>>38851472
You will never be a space pirate anyways. Space piracy is impractical because you need to use so much reaction mass to catch up with the cargo ship while still having enough to then burn for wherever you need to get the cargo. Also because there's no stealth in space they'll be hailing for help the whole time and the local military will see exactly where you went and send a giant swarm of missiles to fuck up your base.

>>38852400
Yeah, because in my complete hypothetical imaginary fantasy world I'd be anything but the hero. Honestly, how did you expect me to even reply to your absolutely retarded and pointless comment? You must be one of those miserable little cunts that can't help but respond negatively to everything like it's some witty revelatory epiphany then wonder why no one likes being around you. It's like saying "In a world of space travel and exploration, you'd be working at McDonald's still and die of McCancer." Why even waste everyone's time responding at all?

>>38852715
You seem like the type of person that irony is lost on. You do realize you're not as smart as you think and nobody gives a fuck, right?

>>38851255
>ywn die of scurvy
Kinda glad desu

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>born too late to witness the glory of the greatest empire that ever existed

>>38852851
durrrr you'd probably die of disease tho XDDDDDD

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>>38851255
>tfw i'm somali

>>38852715
also because interstellar travel on a practical time-scale is impossible

>>38853050

How the fuck do you even have internet?

>>38853121
because he probably lives in minnesota, not actual somalia

>>38851255
You can become virtual pirate and sail around servers all over the world.

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>tfw never join a south chinese smuggling crew in the mid 90s complete with a crew of colorful characters and tropical aesthetic

>>38852574
>dodging bullets