Every robot who wears glasses should NEVER wear these or anything

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>>34041641
>mfw I'm wearing almost these exact glasses

I mean what's wrong with them? Any alternatives?

>>34041641

No one will ever fuck you based on what kind of glasses you wear, anon. Chad doesn't wear galsses, he has contact lenses or already invested in lasik.
And your faggoty square hipster frames are pretty much out of style at this point.

>choosing attractiveness over utility

>>34041682
They're very out of style. You'll have to go to modern glasses frames websites and stores to see what's trending.

>>34041728
I mean the shape of the actual glass is the same, I got solid black rim around them and thicker temples and the nosepiece is one solid piece.

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>>34041641
i have something similar to these.
>>34041682
>Get lasik and potentially go blind
or have worse vision
i'll pass

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>>34041641
Untrue

THESE glasses are the ones that get you laid

OBVIOUSLY

>>34041780
Yeah basically mine

>how fucked am I guys

I chose those on purpose so I don't look like a fucking liberal cuck.

>>34041689
Although Chad is very much a threat, those who have poor vision and chose to wear glasses have the knowledge to choose frames that don't make them look like an autist.


>>34041726
I don't understand either. Those frames in the OP cover what they're supposed to; the human eye.

why does it matter if you don't have a social life to start with anyway?

>get better looking glasses
>get new shoes and nice clothes
>wash my hair and get it cut
>still don't go outside and have 0 friends

???

>>34041853
Head over to the Tinder threads to get yourself a potential qt, as for actual friends, that's a good question.

>>34041870
>tinder
>pure roast

The true treasures are on /r9k/

>>34041885
True, but you can try other social apps. I mean where else are lonely people who live in boring areas supposed to go?

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SELF CONFIDENCE:
Why I could get laid wearing THESE

Hope this helps

>>34041870
What if I don't want any?

>>34041907
Well from what I hear on r9k the lonely girls aren't looking for bfs and would rather be alone,, until of course they post their contact and get into a relation.

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Are these r9k appproved?

>Im not even 20

Those look exactly like my glasses, and i think they look pretty good on me tbqh

>Chad has laser eyes already
>you still wear autism goggles
It's not fair bros

>>34041948
I think SOME people can pull those off, since these are a pretty antique design. It's very rare to see them work though, well I think

>>34041978
Ive been wearing them a few years so i think most people accept that as how i look, whether i lool good or not is a different question.

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>>34041948
You're better off getting the modern version.

>>34041948
try hard hipster or a pedophile.

>>34041918
you could get laid wearing those because Halloween amplifies promiscuity in women almost thricefold.

>>34041728
TRENDING

TRENDY

LAME

TRENDS = your makeshift compensation for lack of self-esteem and self-confidence

R9K ANONYMITY = the clearest indication you don't think for yourself

I've never seen anybody make a difference by imitating everybody else

>>34041948

Were they free from the used bin?

>>34042040
I think just for the hell of it I'm going to make a video of me getting a blowjob while wearing those Groucho Marx glasses

No shit

Keep your eyes peeled

All four of them

>>34041641

I never saw anyone who wear glasses because they make you more attractive, this kind of notion is pure bulshit

>>34042157
You can combine function along with fashion

>>34041948
I actually want to get a pair of these next time I get my eyes checked

It's the style my dad wore too

What do you do if you're dating someone and they get a disgusting new pair of glasses

I might break them on accident

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Why just not wear pic related?
Been using them for three months, is awesome.

>>34042251
>nightmare fuel putting shit on your eyes
>have to clean it everyday
>incredible risks for getting your eyes fucked up
>never rub your eyes either

Fuck off

>just wear problem glasses bro

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>>34042275
>Clean them everyday, thus ensuring you will not fuck up your eyes
>nightmare fuel only for the first time
>you can rub your eyes just fine

Wear them or dont, its just an excuse. If you are not completly retarded and wear them AS INTENDED, you can not possibly fuck up your eyes.

>>34041641
glasses are not worn for style, i wear them because myopia
you have to pick a frame balanced between autism and cuck style, only that way it doesn't look too bad.

>>34041641
This is actually true. I used to have glasses like >>34041780 and started getting way more female attention and just having people treat me like an actual human in general after switching to hipster fuckface problem glasses.

>>34042251
I have astigmatism from hell and the only contacts I can get are custom made hard glass ones that hurt to wear and are expensive as fuck. Plus I think I look like a creep without glasses.

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These are the kind of glasses you want. No cuck shit and they dont look nerdy either but are in fashion

>>34042320
putting on my glasses is easier than putting in contacts. contacts are for tryhard normie trash

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>black square rim glasses

That style is over 10 years old now OP. If you really want to stand out as trendy, get some clear frames or circular frames. At this point, the glasses you posted look better than what you're going to get.

>>34042251
I've been wearing contacts for like 6 years, they're great.

>forget I'm wearing them half the time
>just pop in, press down on eyelid to remove airbubble, and contact on in a few secs
>have -6.5 in each eye and have thick annoying glasses with poor peripheral vision otherwise
>feel safer driving with contacts in

>>34042393

Do those give you a +2 bonus to all spell attacks?

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>>34042393
alright harry PP

>>34042393
you're a harry, wizard

>>34042251
>putting things in your eyes

lol

>>34042446
>>34042444
>>34042440
T. Virgins
Guaranteed females and others will like this Harry Potter shit more than any others.
>>34042418
Agreed

My friend wears contacts for 30 straight days.

He's a madman but I really want to try this.

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>>34042493
can confirm females will not like these spell casting frames

>>34042402
Also is meeting woman and getting laid.
I guess you are not doing that either, as watching porn is as easy as wearing glasses.

>>34042542
If you're attractive you look good in anything, basically but those square glasses posted above can even make attractive people uglier. Circular is the way to go. Everything else is beta cuck tier.

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originally clear

>>34042529
That's actually pretty normal, they make contacts specifically for that.

>>34042529
I've been doing this for years and my vision stays the same, no infections or anything. Helps that I don't touch my eyes with dirty hands and clean my contacts off if they get dirty, plus I use the 2 week ones.

>>34042493
T. Idiot
They are literally the worst looking glasses anyone has posted in this thread.

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>tfw too intelligent to have eyesight lower than 100%

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>>34042577
>meeting women and getting laid

come now, tell me of your spoils

>>34041948
Fucking fag, learn to greentext.

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>>34042579
Those are fucking ugly. Jesus Christ I can't imagine having to wear those.

>>34042631
T. Still a Virgin
I got laid in those glasses. Best alternative there is.

>>34042682

Who fucked you? Dumbledore?

>>34042682
Good for you. By the way, I don't wear glasses, so it doesn't matter to me. Also, not a virgin because I fucked your mom xD

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>>34042682
and it comes full circle, the cuck got his feelings hurt because we called him a wizard. you look like a dumbass and people laugh at you

>>34041948
only if you are teenage hipster girl or serial killer

>>34042275
>>34042461
If someone as phobic as me can touch their eyes with a finger then anyone can. I went from my eyes slamming shut instantly when the doctor tried putting contacts in to doing it in under five minutes after practicing a few times.

There is seriously no excuse for wearing glasses in the current year.

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A girl hasn't looked at me since I started wearing these glasses last year, think I might get contacts or something (r8 my glasses plez)

>>34042738
>Says an unironic Robot
Okay man. I dont think you realize the people laughing at you.

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>>34042679
>>34042579
>>34042418
>clear frames

Jesus, I've got these loaded up on Zenni Optical right now ready to pull the trigger. I'm gonna looking a fucking idiot with these on... Maybe if I had some chiseled jaw and wasn't obese.

I think I'll just stick with black

>>34042766
Five minutes? Good god I can put them in out each under ten seconds

..Well just taking them out, solution and shit takes an additional thrity seconds

>>34042783
>obese

Why are you even trying? OROGINAL

>>34042771
3/10

If the lenses were taller it wouldn't be so bad. Short glasses are pretty spergy

>>34042738
My feelings aern't even hurt. Im just trying to help you guys appeal to more people.

>>34041820
idk, man, but I've been wearing glasses like that for maybe 11 years. So unless they are timeless, they are out of style.

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Mine look somewhat like this.
Advice?

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>>34041689
LASIK is well know to be a really fucking bad idea.

>dry eye syndrom
>shit vision at night
>eyesight get worse in 10-20 years

and those are only the most common.


to be honest

When I see fucking hipster piece of shit in glasses with 0 lenses just to be cool I fucking REEE

What is next?

Wheelchair for fucking hispters to be /fa/?

Being sighletims is disability you were lucky to be born in era where you can wear those funky plastic shit on your nose.

but 400 years ago it would be hard to live

3k years ago you would probably die pretty early

t. fucking sighlet who is unable to check hours on phone without fucking glasses

Some people with meme prescribtion like +0.5 says
>omg glasses are not big deal

try to live bitch when you are unable to see shit without them

>>34042896
My dad got lasik in the 80's and he's completely fine, I bet it's even better nowadays. Stop scaring people away from something life-changing because you're a pussy

>>34042896
>wheelchair for fucking hipsters

You never know man. Consumerism would hit an all time high if everyone used wheelchairs. Imagine all the customization.

>>34042797
I know, I'm a spaz. Still takes me a few tries to get them in most of the time.

But anything is better than the feeling of wanting to rip my glasses off constantly.

>>34042783
Those are white not clear.

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>>34041780
>>34041641
>>34042771 (me)
>>34042888
we all have the same official r9k uniform glasses, we're doomed

>>34042918

Sister got it done a month ago. It's a super routine outpatient procedure now. Not much worse than a trip to the dentist

>>34042939
But i don't want to wear cuck glasses.

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>>34042986
if you have any of the glasses I listed it's too late you've got nerd glasses, and not the hip kinda nerd

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I wore glasses like >>34041780 for 6 or so years without getting any, switched to pic related in '15 and then got laid last year.

>>34042771

It depends? Do you have a fat face?

The most common problem that robots/autists have is that they get glasses way too small for their face.

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my autism glasses

women say I look like harry potter with them on, its been a turn on for some of em

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>>34041641
Which one of these robots is most likely to get laid ?

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>>34043056
No fat face here just bad facial hair, is it worth getting contacts or shooting lasers into my eyes?

>>34043208

Hmm. You have a very angular face I don't think the thin rectangular frames suit you very well.

You'd basically be chad if you had eye surgery.

>>34043208
I'd hang out with you.

Original

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>>34043208
Try a face transplant

Either that or just pull that ridiculous hat farther down all the way to your neck

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>>34043254
There is a jaw, but his face looks petite, he lack aesthetic of a chad

>>34043208
Those are just autism glasses. Try something with thicker frames and maybe round or more square and less rectangular, the wide and narrow thing doesn't suit your face.

>>34043288
something about this guy make him seem kinda ugly. well not ugly but he could look much better.

i think it's his huge lips? makes him look a bit neanderthalish? not sure

>>34043254

This anon's correct. Try circular frames to mitigate your angular face. Also eat more - your sunken-in cheeks are indicative of a skelly stature.

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>>34041641
That's it! I've come up with a new thread!

>>34043208
It's not the face

It would be very successful in a comedy series, or a medical film about congenital abnormalities....

The problem isn't the face

It's the bizarre predictable effeminate lifestyle and sissiified video game voluntary loser with the ladies behavioral patterns connected to the face

>>34043254
fuck it I'll get contacts then see how that works then commit to it with the lasers.

>>34043287
the hat is a bit small for that but I'll give it a go

>>34042896
LOL, no. Lasik zaps your cornea with a laser. That makes no fucking sense to cause dry eyes. The ducts are nowhere near where they touch you. Poor vision at night? No, they are just adjusting your focal lense not changing your rods and cones with drugs. You're retarded.

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R8 me and me glasses fellow robots

If your face is round get angular frames
If your face is angular get round frames

It's just that simple

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>>34043377
that's some /fa/ shit because of the beard, if you shaved you'd be dead.

>>34043377
change
>to hipster rayban wayfer glasses
>trim beard to 1mm.
>loose few kgs of fat so your face will stop look like ball

you would be pretty good looking

I do not know why are people like you even posting.

Its literally 3months to become avg+ looking

>>34043377

Glasses look ok, you just need to lose 15 lbs and shave or trim your beard. Haircut might help too.

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Guess I'll be a shitter and selfpost too.

Sorry for the tryhard suit, it's the most recent pic I have.

>>34043484
U look good. Everything fits well. I think you just just loose a little weight and you'll very good.

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>>34043484
do both buttons up you casual. apart from that you're chill

>>34043374
Poor night vision could be due to glare. Halos around bright lights are from scattering in the lens and cornea. It's what's modeled in HDR rendering.

But modern lasik is pretty good.

>>34043484

Neaten up beard + weight loss = profit

>>34041641
>tfw literally the only one in my family(grand parents too) who wears glasses
I don't think I ever saw someone who has to wear them regularly with a gf
fucking hell I hate this shitty world

>>34043484

Black dress shirt with a suit is kinda stupid, desu. You end up looking like a mobster or an usher at a movie theater

>>34043541
>>34043571
Yeah, I'm working on the weight. I was 230 a few years ago and around 180 now, want to get to 160 or so eventually.

>>34043544
It's only a 2 button coat and you're never supposed to do the bottom button on a suit.

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>>34043644
It's actually dark blue and the suit is a pretty light grey so it worked OK. The lighting in my bathroom just blows so it's hard to see. This crop from an otherwise bad pic shows it better.

I wore this for new years and didn't want to go with a normal dress shirt and tie and be overdressed so I compromised with an edgy shirt and tie choice.

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What are some normalfag approved frames? Someone here once said that rimless frames like pic related are normalfag-tier. Was he correct?

>>34041948
Sup Chris. New Sonichu when?

>>34042418
Clear frames aren't trendy, my dad has worn them since 2006

>>34041641
The fuck? These are the best frames you can get if you don't want to look like a hipster numale.

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>>34043484
You have absolutely no reason got to volunteer to throw your life away and be one of these losers

The most ridiculous thing that I have seen you do so far is to fall for the anonymity trend

>>34043544
Any MAN knows :

You only button ONE bottom button

Anything more shows a decided homosexual streak

Next you'll be suggesting he replace his time with a feathered boa

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>>34043377
Stop buying sweaters from aliexpress

>>34043674
CORRECTION :

You are only supposed to do one button on a suit and it's always the bottom button

Let me guess: >>34043808
is your tailor Siegfried and Roy?

>>34043929
Haha I'm way down that rabbit hole already.

>>34044011
No, it's the top button. Google "suit button rule" or whatever and you'll find dozens of links to confirm it. Buttoning the bottom and not the top makes the suit lay weird and look retarded and it also restricts your movement badly.

>>34044115
Do I look like somebody who judges correctness by GOOGLING IT ?...

AGAIN: bottom button

Urine idiot if you think otherwise

Hint: when I was being fitted by a tailor who Warner Bros paid for to come to my $3,600 a night suite at The BelAge Hotel on La Cienega and Sunset and custom make a suit for a huge ZZ TOP press conference, the tailor told me ONE BOTTOM BUTTON

Forgive me but I trust his advice much more than yours or any other Google homosexual

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I have 2 pairs cause they were buy one get one free. How'd I do?

>>34044115
Also if you ever watched the David Letterman show before he went off the air or on the Johnny Carson show before he went off the air :

You would be eating crow right now

Eating crow with a suit buttoned up the way a schoolchild would do it

>>34041641
but these glasses look good

>>34043929


Morrisey is that you?

>>34044115
Lol @ the idea of YOU actually having any 'physical movement' to restrain

SO... it restrains your ability to open the refrigerator again?... or does it serve as an obstacle for you to play the next video game and NOT get laid ?

>>34042896
>tfw sightlet too
I cant find my glasses when I dont remember where I put them and have to call my family to help me search, and then those fucking glasses are right infront of me.
I got bad eye sight from genetics, both my parents and my brother have shit eyes but they all wear contacts. I refuse to wear them, I like my glasses.

>>34044302
You'd be surprised how many hot YOUNG AS SHIT girls have fucked me and said the Morrissey thing

The Smiths sucked

>>34043484
You look really good anon.

>>34044353

>The Smiths sucked

Oh Morrissey how far you've fallen. Why can't you just apologize to Johnny Marr for everything and get back together?

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half-rim master race
hands down the easiest to pull off, and marriage between functional and trendy

>>34041689

>chad doesn't wear glasses
Actually a shit load of chads wear glasses just as a fashion statement.
Also a lot of chads with shit vision actually wear glasses.

Now fek off, silly.

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>>34041682
>>34041641
I don't understand why anyone would consciously pick these frames.
I agree with OP, these things are basically neon signs that say "I'm beta". Maybe model Chads can pull them off but not the average guy.
They're like those New Balance shoes except on your face.

>>34044387

Again : Morrissey is a faggot

Not surprisingly, you know more about him than the average George Michael poolboy

Wear glasses that fit your fuckin face, don't go by general styles.
I wear square frames and it makes me look like a weak bitch

>>34044446
These make you look like
A hipster
A lesbian
A full blown faggot
Nobody should wear them under the age of 45

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I have glasses similar to these, though I usually wear contacts, I swear every time I wear my glasses I get a lot of looks from women and a ton of compliments. Thick black frames are way to go

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>>34043014

I got new "trendy glasses" last year.
Also kek confirmed I am getting laid this year.
This year is my year

Pic related

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>>34044446

Yeah, Toad, those look dope.....

I switched to contacts and now girls occasionally hit on me

would recommend

>>34043208

Don't get eye surgery
Just get "nerd glasses" next time and you will become an easy chad. You ain't bad looking and your facial hair isn't bad either

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>when wearing thick rimmed glasses makes you look like >>34041918

I hate having a big ass jew nose.

>>34043674

No, you never do the bottom button because it can make it uncomfortable when you sit down.

>tfw wearing the same "official /r9k/ frames" for at least 6 years
>want to get new, trendy frames since eyes seemed to have stopped getting progressively worse and worse
>$300+ for new glasses, even more expensive if I want the lenses to not be reflective, look too thick, etc.

GODDAMN THESE (((DESIGNER BRANDS))) ARE ALL CHARGING AN ARM AND A LEG JUST SO I CAN FUCKING NOT BE BLIND BECAUSE ONE FUCKING COMPANY OWNS THEM ALL

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

good thing I also have contact lenses but those are kind of pricey, too
Also lasik has come far. You have like a 0.1% chance of getting fucked up unless they tell you beforehand you shouldn't get the procedure. But your eyes will degenerate normally so you'll have bad eyesight again in like 20 years

>>34044520

I have similar frames

It's not about the shape, they just have to have slightly bigger lenses and thicker frames than in OP

>>34041641
Glasses are a social death sentence. I would know, I've worn them all my life. And no I don't wear the turbo autist frames in ops pic.
You can wear glasses only after you've settled down with your successes.
If you can't put contacts in in your teens and 20s, you're fucked, don't ever believe anything else.

>>34044193
kek you're hilarious dude.

The funny thing is that if by some minuscule chance you're not totally full of shit we've probably met.

>>34044642
Wrong AGAIN !!!....

a gentleman unbuttons his jacket before sitting, AFTER gently pulling the pants up one notch at the knees...

You've got no class

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gonna be wearing something similar to these, once they're ready

>>34044872
Guess what ?....

The miniscule chance is the reality

I'm not sure what you mean, how we would've met, but trust me:

EVERYTHING I say is true

The ZZ TOP Warner Bros. Connection ?

>>34044828
Glasses are a social death sentence, huh ?...

HAHAHAHA

....and that comes from a social butterfly like YOU ?....

Explain how nearly 50% of the human race wears glasses, yet only .00001% of the human race swallows in your level of social awkwardness and irrelevance

Also perhaps you could expound on the burgeoning market of non-prescription non reading glasses, just dummy cosmetic glasses that people are wearing all the time as they go out to party and socialize and get laid

perhaps you ought to size up your foot next time before inserting it into your mouth

Your advice on social death sentences is like a symphony taking advice from a deaf man...

It's like ray Charles standing outside of an art gallery complaining about the quality of the paintings

Why would anyone want to look like a nu-male cuck unless you already were one? I'm prescribed glasses, but I don't wear them except when driving (since my eyes are still decent) because hipster faggots and nu males have ruined glasses. And said faggots ruined glasses like those the most.

>>34045395
I grew up in LA in an industry family and I spent most of my upbringing getting dragged around events and stuff. Some of my relatives are heavy hitters so I've gotten around quite a bit and it seems like half of Hollywood has shown up at parties at my uncle's place at one time or another.

That we've met might be a stretch but we've probably been at the same thing.

>>34041641
by modern you mean the same kinda plastic frames that have been around since 1950s?

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By the way, my wife Wendy was a lipstick lesbian for 11 years before I met her, and she's gotten WAY more pussy than all of you put together...

Wendy says "chicks in glasses are hot as fuck"

Wendy's wearing dummy glasses ight now. These aren't prescription or readers... Just glass

Perhaps you should STOP being a social outcast before you attempt to gauge social standards....

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>>34045659
Perhaps....

Do you by any chance know Bob Merlis?

He was one of the major bigwigs at Warner Brothers when I worked for Bill Ham and ZZ TOP, but now Bob has a company called Merlis For Hire... Bob was the one who actually invented the celebrity known as Madonna...

Ira Sokoloff is another name worth mentioning, because just about everybody knows him and his company FM Productions...

>>34043880
>someone here
who exactly do you think visits this board anon?

Dont buy into the shit this thread is feeding u, you need frames that fit ur face, just like everything else. You glasses and hair should complement your facial features.

Look at some trendy stuff online or some /fa/ threads for more info

>>34045844
I don't personally but my mom almost certainly does. She was a Sr. VP in charge of the trailer department at one of the major studios in the '90s and likely would've worked with him when placing music.

I may have met him at some point but I'm bad at remembering names. I didn't follow the rest of my family into the industry so most interactions I've had with people are just brief handshake kind of stuff and it's only with really big names that I was already aware of that I remember it.

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Is it the face? Is it the glasses? IS ALL HOPE LOST?

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>>34041780
>>34042771
>>34042888
>>34043208
>>34043880
so in order to get pussy i have to wear glasses that realistically only a colossal chode would wear?

>>34046127

Either shave or grow it out - that looks like a Homer Simpson caliber five o'clock shadow. Also, you'd probably look better with smaller more squared off frames.

>>34043484

You kinda look like Chris Pratt. Get contacts work out and you'd be slaying pussy. Also be my Bf. Lol

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>>34045761
your wife looks like a guy you fucking homo

>>34046151
Yes.

Very original. Fuck the bot.

>>34046307
fug hora.
desu

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>>34046079
Yep yep yep
EGG ZACK LEE.....

I started doing Elvis portraits for celebrities when I was 12 years old

I have attached the first one I ever painted. For Jerry Lee Lewis when I was only twelve...

As the years passed I executed Elvis Presley portraits for countless celebrities including but not limited to Paul McCartney and Mick Jagger and David Gilmour of Pink Floyd and Run DMC and Robert Goulet and Jay Leno and Andy Kaufman and the list goes on and on and on and on to be quite honest

when I painted one for Billy Gibbons of ZZ Top I got hired as their art director at Warner Brothers

That job ended when Bill ham ZZ Top's managers wife was murdered. He said the contractor RCA records and they put ZZ Top into a shelf and started utilizing them strictly for $0.25 royalties every time legs plays on the radio

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>>34046303
Lol that's funny

Coming from a sexual failure who's never had a girlfriend, but wants to become a trap

Blow me, Sassypants

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I wear glasses because i have a very noticable negative cantal tilt, which black, thick-rimmed glasses can obscure. Also i have bad vision.

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SOLD THE CONTRACT TO RCA*

God damn speech to text typos

damn, so that was the problem all along. so if i get rid of them i finally can have a girlfriend

>>34046710
NOPE

the secret to getting laid is
SELF CONFIDENCE

without it, you don't stand a chance even of you're Brad Pitt

WITH IT, you can get laid with phlegm on your face

Try it

>>34041810
I don't think people here are too keen on attracting other men.

>>34046284
Sadly my eyes are too fucked for contacts.

Honestly I could probably get plenty as-is though, if it weren't for the fact that I'm completely inept at hitting on women and don't have a proper place of my own. (I rent a room in a house from older people and bringing people back would be... awkward.)

>>34042578
>Circular is the way to go. Everything else is beta cuck tier.
This is the most virginal thing I've ever read on 4chan.
Keep in mind this includes essay length rants on the nuances of hentai.

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>>34042393
wew lad

desu you shouldn't get these as regular glasses, I have another pair I wear 90% of the time

>>34043484
You have 0 physical reasons to be on this board. What are you doing here?

>>34046865
maybe add some being yourselfing and i will be flooded with girls, right?

WRONG!

>>34046383
>being proud of that pic
It looks like a toddler fucked with the saturation and then went ham with the pen and blur tool.

That's unironically awful, m8

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What type of glasses are these? They don't look too beta or nu-male while still looking relatively nice.

>>34041641
These are my first pair of glasses. I wanted whatever was the most low profile = less noticeable I wear glasses but it doesn't work that way I found out.

I wear daily disposable contacts when I go out and black rim glasses when I'm lazy and don't intend on making impressions.

>>34046944
The round glasses were John Lennon's trademark.

John Lennon as in: THE BEATLES

research him...

Lennon would literally where opens and cook muffins and allow his disgusting wife Yoko Ono to bring transvestites into his apartment at the Dakota and have sex with her while he was forced to watch....

Cuck King

Next ?

Absolutely 100% true research it

>>34046989
Nobody would be stupid enough to think being YOUrself would get a girl...

You ?....

Lol

Wow

>>34047004
It was good enough for Jerry Lee Lewis, an international celebrity

It was also good enough for Warner Bros

Your opinion?

Don't make me laugh, sassypants

You have brought irelevance to a whole nother level

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>>34041948
they look pretty good, better than the thick frames

>>34047049
Literally WEAR APRONS* and cook muffins while his disgusting wife would force him to watch her having sex with AIDS riddle transvestites in their Dakota apartment in New York City

I'm outside smoking pot with my wife and my friend and I'm using speech to text.. Typos they drive me crazy because I'm a stickler for grammatical perfection

>>34046973
I was a heavily overweight NEET/almost hikki from my teens until a couple of years ago. (I'm 30 now.) I lost weight and started dressing myself decently but I still have crippling self-esteem issues and I'm borderline unemployable.

I know I don't look like it anymore but when people look at me in public it still feels like they're staring at the obese greasy pig I used to be.

THE CORRECT ANSWER WAS :
If you have volunteered to be an irrelevant data or an insignificance called a 'robot', you don't need glasses...

You don't need eyes because you're never going to stand up and move away from that computer, so there's very little likelihood a marshmallow like yourself will get hurt sitting in that chair...

You also don't need oxygen because there's no reason for you to be alive

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>>34041682
I think these glasses look the best on a man. Glasses all really depend on the face so idk if these would work for you.

>>34047209
That's because they are staring at a obese greasy Pig

That's the way you became fat, because that's your true personality

The fake personality is the one that stepped in to try to control the problems the true personality had created

But deep inside you're still the fat greedy slob.. That disgusting greasy Pig

It's okay because that's the same secret inner personality that everybody else has

Your only problem is you are so focused on looking at your own weakness that you fail to realize everybody has the same weakness inside of them

So now that you realize you are on a Level Playing Field why don't you stop making excuses and embrace your own disgusting Pigness, because although you are greasy and repugnant, as long as you don't tell anybody they won't know

>>34047227
Maybe if u want to be a NU male faggot

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>>34046480
>sexual failure who's never had a girlfriend, but wants to become a trap

L M A O
M
A
O

fuck off americuck, your women are disgusting and easy. Kill yourself

>>34047266
I'm gradually getting there, the real issue now is the lack of a career or a place of my own. Those are both killers for dating.

I'm trying to get through college and hopefully things will be better once I've at least got a degree but until then it's a pretty rough and lonely life.

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>>34047340
You sure showed everyone.

>>34047340
Disgusting ?...

Yes they are

But at least it's not the type of disgusting that you'll find in the United Kingdom

I realize you have never heard of a dentist before

Soon you will be like the Russians where you will hope and pray your daughter becomes a prostitute so she can fly to a country where they actually have dentists

Smile, Austin Powerless....

KABOOM

How did that feel?
See how easy that was?

Come back anytime you want some more

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>>34047434
good thing i'm not from the uk then you dumb fucking autist, i would never even dream of touching one of these island monkeys.

you need sectioned buddy

>>34042438
If my vision ever got that bad I would reconsider contacts. Tried putting them on in the Walmart optometry clinic and the lady got pissed at me for not instantly being able to put them on for the first time. The pressure was real.

Currently -1.25 so my glasses aren't stupid thick even though I saw that there's a new technology where manufacturers can have thinner glasses for blinder people.

>>34047049
No one gives a fuck about Lennon's fashion you autistic geezer.

Jesus fuck, how much acid did your stupid ass drop during Woodstock?

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>>34047139
>It was good enough for Jerry Lee Lewis
Mmm hmm.

I totally believe Jerry Lee Lewis paid you to draw an MS paint tier trace of his head when he had thousands of people with actual talent at his disposal.

Lying on /r9k/ is the final stage of being an utter failure, by the way.

>>34046151
Those look like things my dad would wear

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>>34043880
they allright

But my next glasses might be like what OP is about to get.

>>34047407

can I give you some timetested advice, sir?.....

Stop thinking in terms that other people have developed

Stop using other people's categories and labels and expectations and perimeters and boundaries and preconceived notions

Everything is a matter of perspective and if you tell yourself everything is ok then everything is ok

Conversely if you tell yourself nothing is okay then of course nothing will be ok

There's no such thing as linear time so stop thinking in terms of time and years and expectations of what you're supposed to accomplish and in what amount of time any person who is supposed to accomplish something or not accomplish something

Basically what I'm trying to tell you is to Free Yourself
None of this matters anyway... Stop putting boundaries and limitations around yourself

And stop looking down on yourself because if you don't believe you nobody else is ever going to believe in you

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>>34041641
Thats a great psa OP. Really just buy those classic rayban every "nerd girl" is weariing or just any black plastic rectangular frames.
I bought these and I think they are pretty tremdy and I even got some people to compliment me on them
>nice new glasses anon
felt really good

>>34047574
LOL if you only knew how stupid you look right now you would literally be crying because you're a coward and I really don't think you could handle that type of public humiliation very well

>>34047682
not him but this is probably the greatest post you've made johnny, thanks

>>34047574
You literally just made the biggest idiot out of yourself... You have no idea how stupid you just because in front of everybody

You're obviously too stupid to realize that if I was lying, obviously I would make the story more contemporary or current for the intended audience

Exactly why would I make up a story about Elvis Presley paintings and ZZ Top?

If I was trying to impress 'you' I would say a custom-tailored tutus for transvestite Jazz dancers for the Pink tour

>>34047713
Thank you VERY MUCH for noticing...

.... I'm glad to see that somebody's paying attention and thank you very very much because it's good to know that my words might be able to help somebody out there... I did not come here to insult people but if that's what I need to do to get my message across then that's exactly what I will do...

And if you will forgive me my wife Wendy wants a kiss so I'll be back in a minute

>>34047822
i'm gonna be honest, i don't really like when you post because you're always shitting on everybody, but that post really got me, you're a good guy

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Wendy....

I'm so lucky

That's why I tell her at least once a month that I'm contemplating leaving her to be alone...

Learn how people function, what motivates them, and the world is your oyster

>>34047951
looking good there pal

>>34047951

She sure looks eager for that kiss, Johnny Bukowski

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They aren't as big as they look just slid down my face a bit and weird angle

>>34048104
looking great there familia

>>34048104
they look too big for your face.
maybe post pic where they don't slid.

>>34047912
My battery is about to die but let me make this short... The reason I am a dick head is because nobody respects nice... Nice is an invitation for them to wipe their feet on you

>>34048258
that's great, i though you were always a dick, but you're actually nice

>>34048258
that post really got me though, wise words

>>34042033
I have mild astigmatism and some other undiagnosed fucked up eye problems and have glasses similar to these that make a tiny amount of difference

I hate the way they make me look. If you don't have the right face they make you look gay as hell. Or maybe they do that with everyone. I'm not sure.

>>34048104
you remind me of me except better looking and better dressed

get some fucking sun

>>34044232
Lel are you from the 1950s?

Also I think it's important for everybody here to work on developing a thicker skin

It's actually part of the therapeutic lesson

if somebody can't handle a little online ridicule, I'm afraid for them in the real world

>>34047781
>You literally just made the biggest idiot out of yourself
You talk like a teenage girl.

>if I was lying, obviously I would make the story more contemporary or current
The most retarded defense of a lie I have ever read.

>Exactly why would I make up a story about Elvis Presley paintings and ZZ Top?
Because you're an autistic dramaqueen that thinks people still care about Elvis, John Lennon, and Jerry Lee Lewis

Every post you make just makes me feel more and more sorry for you.

>>34048515
>the most Ironic post on 4chan
This entire thread is just you chimping out after being teased.

>>34041682

They, like wearing New Balances, dad jeans, and pop culture apparel of any kind, are equivalent to wearing a bright flashing sign that says "AUTISTIC VIRGIN LOSER" and "WOMEN: DO NOT APPROACH."

>>34047155
Cute!
That's a girl, right?

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>>34048251
Slightly betterpcifure

>>34048587
Back, stupid...

Still here ?...

You confused me with somebody who gives a fuck if ppl care about my commentary

YOU, on the other hand, seem like you actually DO believe it's important that I care about your incessant, empty drivel...

Sorry to disappoint you ?.... Eeehhh
Not really....

>>34049992
I'm sorry but it still to big for you imo, but the style fits.
But it's looks better than the previous pic

>>34048587
q: how would YOU know how teenaged girls talk ?...

You have zero experience with them

However, I've fucked DOZENS AND DOZENS of them...

100% serious

Like this one, Kaitlyn... When I was released from prison, she begged me to marry her and break her in sexually...

I obliged her.... At least halfway...

I didn't marry her though...

You're a snivelling, sexless, marshmallow softieboy

Kaitlyn not only spoke nothing like me, but she would also NEVER fuck you...

Never

If I called her tonight, shed come running to me

Dead serious...

100% serious....

Homosexualbetabotboy

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Lol you're SO irrelevant, I almost forgot to show you my former teenage gf Kaitlyn

I was 32 years old when Kaitlyn was born...

Dies that bother you ?

>>34049992
My advice ?

Fb sucks

They're recording you thru your phones mic

They're taking surreptitious pics and videos of you after disabling the shutter sound

Research it

Stop trying to be like other people

>>34048587
I asked you a question, Creampuff :

DOES IT BOTHER YOU THAT I WAS 32 YEARS OLD WHEN MY EX-TEEN GF WAS BORN ?