Why do women keep lying about not caring about dick size? Why

>>34042039
I prefer average dicks desu
oregano

>>34042039
It's considered shallow or slutty to openly say "I love huge dicks", so even if they do they don't say it because it sounds bad. Do you have any other questions you want answered?

>>34042061

You have a dick so it's invalid.

>>34042109

Even in anonymous environment they do this, I just don't understand. Do they do this so below average man still give them attention?

>ITT khv robots who can't even talk to girls for more than a minute claim they know women's preferences on sexual activities better than they do based on hyperbolic pornographic content and the corresponding narrative
Hmmmmm

>Why do women keep lying about not caring about dick size?

Do they?

It's not like every woman wants a 10" hyperdick (inb4 yes they do), and the vast majority of women will pretty truthfully say that "they don't care (up to a point)".

Plus, you need to remember that there's a big difference between preferences and requirements.

>>34042171
>Even in anonymous environment they do this, I just don't understand. Do they do this so below average man still give them attention?
You just don't get it you fucking moron.
Accept the first answer you got.

>>34042193

It's just one minute they say they don't care then they start mocking small dicks, I just don't understand.

>>34042239

I have a small dick(12-13 cm I don't know) so I just get very conscious about it, it's probably the main reason I never pursue girls.

>>34042262

I don't get what?

It's for the same reason you don't exclaim in public "I love teen pussy" you stupid retard.

because they don't want to publicly offend 90% of men

Issues w this:

1) it is difficult for women to appropriately judge the size of a penis in the beginning. The first dude whose dick I touched was straight up and told me he was just under six inches. I'd never seen a dick IRL before but my porn brain was telling me "ok that's small".

It's not. Not just statistically but visually and physically - it's not small. of course this is all anecdotal but I've heard many chicks say the same thing.

And 2) Big dicks are impractical. They're hard to work with and they hurt like every time. People who are into that sort of thing have fetishes or it's entirely circumstantial.

>>34042039
How would you know? You have never talked to a girl, much less about dick size.

Daily reminder that there are men who pretend to like a or b cups on this board right now!

>>34042495
They like them but only on other men.

>>34042239
>Plus, you need to remember that there's a big difference between preferences and requirements.

Correct.

For average woman it's:

Requirement:
>5'9"+
>white
>5/10+ face

Preference
>Be rich
>Have a big dick
>Be sociable/normal

That summarizes basically everything anyone needs to know for explaining gender relations.

>>34042544
I think you don't understand "requirement". It doesn't mean "excuses why I never ask a girl out because I'm a Pajeet".

You wouldn't believe how many girls can't measure dicks for shit.

>>34042619

Nice counterproof. Those ARE the requirements and preferences for most girls.

Note there is no mention of intelligence. It's irrelevant or minimally contributory.

>>34042698
bullshit, intelligence is very important.
(just not your kind of intelligence)

>>34042698
>Note there is no mention of intelligence. It's irrelevant or minimally contributory.

You know that intelligence isn't just getting good grades at school, right?

>>34042732

Intelligence is only useful for the purpose of acquiring wealth which women find attractive.

Proof: You have never met an ugly geek who gets girls because he gets A+ grades. You have never met any guy who gets girls by bragging about his grades.

>>34042698
>Those ARE the requirements and preferences for most girls.
They're not. You make such a ridiculous claim, prove it. Your ass doesn't count as a source.

>intelligence. It's irrelevant
It's clear you have never had a gf. Maybe because you're just not that intelligent.

>>34042732
This, being a cookie cutter accountant or stem fag =\= being funny and being able to talk about interesting things like books, philosophy, speaking another language etc

>>34042776
A+ grades don't mean someone has high intelligence, especially if we're talking about high school here. There's also book smarts, but completely stupid and autistic in real life.

Actually intelligent people, who can use their intelligence to succeed in life, will have many girls wanting them.

>>34042776
See: >>34042759
And combine with: >>34042805
And shut up.

>>34042326
Bro, 13cm are average, get over yourself. I have 13,5cm it's average no problem.

>>34042805

I've never seen anyone get laid because of their book collection or because they learned some bare minimal of a second language.

By contrast I have seen hundreds of guys get laid by being tall, hundreds by being white, hundreds by being handsome. I've seen a few get laid due to huge dicks. I've seen a few get laid due to wealth.

>>34042433
>2) Big dicks are impractical. They're hard to work with and they hurt like every time. People who are into that sort of thing have fetishes or it's entirely circumstantial.
This. As a guy with a big dick it's not all that nice. Toothy blowjobs, no anal ever, no chance of a quickie, "not that deep, anon". It's not the magical wand guys think it is.

Also most of men are brainwashed by porn to think an average dick on a manlet is huge.

>>34042848
>I've seen
>I've seen
>I've seen

You lie. You clearly interact with very few people in real life.

>>34042838

Maybe in Asia, average for white man is much mroe bigger than that.

>>34042825

At least 70% of being funny or entertaining is being good looking. Make a fake Chad Tinder account and say some stupid or insulting jokes. Watch how girls laugh.

This happens IRL too.

>>34042880
No it's not. you fuggin memeing faggit

>>34042825
He sounds like a typical "hurr I got good grades in school that means I'm smart and that's why girls don't like me because girls don't like smart guys and it has nothing to do with me being a fat neckbeard NEET" idiot.

>>34042848
I got laid before because of my skills before and I got them from books.

>>34042884
Tinder is not real life. Obviously looks help in real life too but it is not needed.

as long as you don't have a chode or a micro penis, look decent, know how to dress well, take care of yourself overall, and not be as boring as a plank, there will be AT LEAST ONE girl who's interested in you. also a nice vocabulary is a big plus, so you know how to flirt and talk about interesting subjects.

>>34042876

I've been through 8 years of university and had hundreds of friends along the way. I've seen plenty. I once met a Chad who had given chlamydia to 4 girls in the span of two weeks (and I met a few of those girls).

He was dumb as a brick. Take a guess on his height, face, and race.

>>34042884

This, make the same jokes Chad makes you end up in jail.

>>34042895
>"I wish I was born in Japan where women like stem fags"

>>34042884
You're fucking delusional. If you want to ever get better, get off /r9k/. Seriously. You're falling for retarded /r9k/ memes thinking they're real and not just trolls.

>>34042895
Probably he is just very young and he will think different about this in a few years.

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>>34042039
The only reason women like big dicks is
>They can brag to their female friends
>They have been desensitized from oversized dildos

>>34042897
>Tinder is not real life

lol, it is used by REAL people. It's real as it gets.

>>34042897
Tinder is real life for underachieving homunculi.

>>34042913

I've seen it IRL as well. My sister married a dumb jock Chad. You should see him at parties. He espouses some of the most blatantly ignorant and wrongheaded ideas with nothing to back them up, and people just smile and nod. No one argues because he's a Chad. And when he talks, everyone goes quiet and listens.

The halo effect is surreal.

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>>34042933
I guess I got baited huh?
You ever heard of sociology and milieu?

>>34042901

Oh also, all the girls were 6-7+/10. And at least one of them lost her virginity to him this way.

>>34042941
You've been at the uni 8 years. Unless you are a post doc by now, you're just not very smart.

>>34042941
Just because they smile and nod doesn't mean they are agreeing with him. Maybe they just don't feel like getting into 2deep discussions with a fucking idiot, but he's attractive so that's all that matters to you. You probably want to steal him from your sister you fag.

>>34042990

I am post doc. Who cares? I'm just saying I've been around people a long time.

>>34042995

Yeah hun ur right I wanna bang u in the ass too next after him drop ur snapchat ;)

>>34042544
I'm 2/3 for requirement and 1/3 for preference. And I get laid more most people - certainly far more than the autists on this board.

>>34043011
>this man is responsible for other people's health

This is why I caulderize my wounds at home.

>>34043011
Sounds like you're one of those people who has enough intellect to get into post doc but is completely clueless and dumb when it comes to real life.

>>34043027
cauterize*

fuggin

>>34043019

Yes. That's plenty. Anyone who fills 2/3 of the requirements will still be able to get laid.

Not ALL girls are able to hold ALL men to ALL those requirements ALL the time. The supply of tall white handsome Chads is just too low. They will break their rules and slum it with Brads periodically who lack one feature here or there.

Also obviously the lower the girl's rating, the fewer demands she can make.

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>>34042239
>Do they?
We have graphs and statistics to back us up so fuck off

>>34042544
This gentleman is correct.

>>34043065
>here is a chart about why women should use affirmative action based logic to conclude that they should fuck me

>>34043038

Plenty of scientific evidence backs what I'm saying. There is an enormous body of evidence on the heightism, racism, and lookism of women.

By contrast there is an inverse correlation between male IQ and mating behavior. Dumb guys get laid more.

>>34043065
"Woman"
Original

>>34043086
So do dumb women. Whats the point?

>>34043027

Are you actually retarded or just pretending? That's not what post doc means.

>>34043086
>Plenty of scientific evidence
>can't post a single link

>Dumb guys get laid more.
>makes up retarded fantasies and thinks they're fact

>>34043113
Maybe it's the really stupid people who seek emotional comfort by having lots of casual sex. Why can't we just be like ten?

>>34043130
Be like them, its not a problem.
In the long run you are better off sexually when you are intelligent.

>>34043121

I'm on a day off. I'm not going to write a cited thesis to people on a subject that is already well established. These articles are already published in peer reviewed journals. They don't need your peer review as well.

Do your own research if you're actually curious.

>>34042544
>underrated
This seems pretty much accurate.

>>34043060
It's obvious you are extremely stupid when it comes to women. You make up this "tall white Chad" as if that were the guy who gets laid the most. Guess what, I'm not a tall white Chad, I take girls from tall white Chads. Because I'm not a mouthbreathing autistic idiot like you.

How tall are you, what's your race, what's your face? I can guarantee you're not getting laid solely because you're a shitty person and a raging autist.

>>34043065
I brought this up with a female friend when she said size doesn't matter, she claimed and I quote that it was "mostly about the aesthetic but I am not letting that anywhere inside my body"

I still maintain that if she tried it and gave it time until she got used to it she'd have a hard time going back to average or small dicks but I never had a dick inside me so what do I know

>>34043164
It's a fact that taller guys are more likely to be virgins.
It's a fact you are below average in intelligence.
It's a fact you are mentally ill.

All of these facts are well established. I'm not going to link to them.

>>34043160
Smart people don't see it as a contest.

>>34043106
do you know how cookies and online tracking work, son

or do you think that one of the biggest porn sites on the internet has 0 people employed or contracted analyzing their usage data, ignores every user who doesn't have an account, and just assumes whatever gender people select on their profile is true and that shitloads of people just happened to be born January 1

>>34043175

There's no reason you can't be a tall black Tyrone. Or if you're ridiculously good looking like a Tom Cruise the height becomes excusable for most women.

There is always some degree of flexibility for one parameter to replace another. But mostly, the guys who get the most sex are some combination of tall, white, and good looking.

Every guy I've known who has done with women has been at least 2/3 of these things.

>>34043215
I know guys who are none of those 3 and still get plenty of pussy. You are just making up bitter virginal fantasies again. Anything to make excuses and to deny that it's purely your own fault why you're still a virgin.

>>34043275
It's probably only somewhat their fault. Just like most accomplished people are just lucky.

>>34043275
>I know guys who are none of those 3 and still get plenty of pussy.

I doubt that's actually true, unless by "plenty of pussy" you mean one girlfriend every 4-12 months that they have to work hard to maintain.

That's normie mode.

If you're going to tell me you know a short, ugly Chinese/Indian/black guy who gets regular sex with attractive women, I wanna see their picture. Because that does not happen in my experience at all.

>>34043275
>I know guys who are none of those 3 and still get plenty of pussy.

Ah yes the old sasquatch argument

Below 5 inches... is it in yet?

Above 8... ow ow ow

I prefer something in between. Big dicks are not enjoyable. They bump/bruise your cervix and it hurts really bad. It's not fun to not be able to take the entire thing in without extreme pain and then they guy gets frustrated. Confidence and and a sense of humor go a long way with me. You need to be able to laugh stuff off. Life is too short to be timid and embarrassed. The problem with all of these autistic dudes is that they're so self absorbed they think other people give a shit about what they do. They're so trapped in their own world they forget how to connect with human beings. Women are human too. We like corny jokes and trying new places to eat and being complimented on our style or eyes or whatever. We also don't want to feel worshipped by you. You need to have your own life. Anyone who is clinging all the time because a relationship is all they have is annoying

>>34043412
au contrarire madame

life is too short not to think your actions through carefully

>>34042495
I love all titties and you can't stop me.

why can't YOU accept you love huge dicks?

>>34043327
www hotchickswithdouchebags com

Might open up your perspectives a bit.

>>34043348
Ah yes the old "it's an outlier because it goes against my beliefs" argument.

>>34043516
are you implying i have to cover my body in tattoos, get a meme haircut, and dress like a retard just to get a gf?

>>34043516
>implying these girls arent totally stupid or sluts

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>>34043502
No idea why some robots get this idea that having a big dick means you auto get pussy. They seen way to many porns and think it's real. But if you tell them that they will keep bring up "facts" and keep saying they are right. Fucking mental gymnastics I swear.

>>34043412
>Below 5 inches... is it in yet?

That's like 30% of the population.

>Above 8... ow ow ow

That's less than 1% of the population.

Most guys are between 5 and 6 inches.

>>34043646
>having a big dick means you auto get pussy
>being tall means you auto get pussy
>being handsome means you auto get pussy
>being rich means you auto get pussy
>being white means you auto get pussy
>having a good job means you auto get pussy

The delusion on /r9k/ is unbelievable.

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>>34043327
>>34043348
proof.

sorry for poor quality. he's camera shy.

>>34043516
>hotchickswithdouchebags

Just scrolled through the first page and didn't see anything different than what I've been saying. Just more tattoos.

No short ugly Indian/Chinese/Black guys with attractive women.

Height, race, and face will ALWAYS be the strongest predictors of male mating success.

>>34043684
Some of them will believe anything and not look at themselves. It's always some reason other than themselves for why they can't get better. Some of them are legit worse than niggers.

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>>34043412
>Women are human too.

u 'avin a giggle m8

>>34043718
You didn't look very hard. Plenty of ugly and short guys with tattoos there.

>>34043718
>Height, race, and face will ALWAYS be the strongest predictors of male mating success.
Hahaha no. Only a retard would think that. Let me tell you the truth that none of you can deny:

Posting on /r9k/ will ALWAYS be the strongest predictor of male mating success.

>>34043812

Maybe one or the other, but never all three. Also, anyone can take a picture with a random person. It doesn't mean anything. It just means you chatted with them for 5 minutes, then stood next to them and said "You seem cool. Hey can I get a picture?"

>>34043830

Posting on /r9k/ is a symptom of the problem not the root cause.

The root cause is usually some combination of:

>short
>ugly
>ethnic
>autistic
>other misc mental health problems (anxiety, depression, etc)

>>34043865
Posting on /r9k/ can and does definitely make things worse for some weak, gullible people. /r9k/ takes their insecurities and amplifies them, and they start to believe all the retarded garbage that comes from this board.

So by ops logic I would get free puss just because my dick is 9 inches?
I'm waiting

>>34043830
r9k is descriptive not predictive

>>34043975

You have %100 more chance at getting laid than a guy with a 4 inches dick, go out and try. Once the tale of you having a huge dick spreads around more chicks will come to you just because you have a big dick.

>>34043975
Going by what r9k says I should have a ton of white womenz on my black cock.

>>34044007
The only girls that talk about my dick are whores, anon.
Having a big dick is great and all, but you fuckers honestly think I don't have to work at getting laid? If you're not paying for sex you're paying for dinner regardless.
>>34044016
Tbh this place is filled with paranoid incels

>>34044059

Paying for dinner is easy. The hardest part is getting them to reply enough to get them out on a date in the first place.

>tfw a femanon you met years ago sometimes messages you about how she admires your big cock

>>34044103
Anon I lost my virginity to a prostitute at 15, I don't know what you expect of me just because my phallus is big.
You think I start a convo with "hi my name is anon, and my Penis is 9 inches!"?

Get real dude
>>34044138
Small dick shamers like you are sad, man. You obviously have yet to be put in your place by someone with an ACTUAL big dick.
And then you'll realise how much girls overestimate size.

>>34044170
>You think I start a convo with "hi my name is anon, and my Penis is 9 inches!"?

I would just post my specs in my Tinder account bio.

eg.

Jack
9x6.

>>34043065
Second biggest category on men's: Ebony.
Therefore all guys secretly want black women, even if they say otherwise. Right?

>>34044170

>You obviously have yet to be put in your place by someone with an ACTUAL big dick.

Why would I care? I'm already ugly and socially autistic, having an above average dick means fuck all to my day to day lifestyle.

I'd only ever care if I maxed out at 3 inches, and in that scenario i probably just get really rich and ripped

>>34044291
Good to know you are insecure about yourself is why you keep talking about your dick.

>>34042039
Because it's not a big deal and the majority of us don't care. As long as you don't have a literal micro penis you're fine, and even if you do it can still work fine for sex.

>>34044330
>micropenis can work fine for sex
Nope it literally can't. That's why it's an actual medical condition. It's a horrible deformity.

>>34044330
>lol micropenises are ok for sex lol XD!
t. "lol everythings good" mc gee

>>34042495
I dont care about titties as long as i can suck on them and drive the girl mad

>>34044215
>tinder
This is why you're a Virgin
>>34044291
You went from bragging to a complete bumbling mess.... find yourself anon.
You don't even know who you are anymore

>>34042039

Women are duplicitous and everything they say should never be taken at face value. Deception is their bread and butter.

>>34044330
Well it's going to be very hard for you to have kids if you have one right? But I guess you can cum and put it in a turkey baster? Man I would not wish a dick under 3 inches on the person I hated most in the world.

>>34042326
>It's just one minute they say they don't care then they start mocking small dicks, I just don't understand
Because it makes you insecure and feel bad, the same reason anyone makes fun of anyone for anything. It's an easy way to take a guy down, at least if they're insecure.

>>34044358
Maybe I shouldn't have said literal. I mean less than 4 inches.
>>34044432
Is it? I honestly have no idea because I don't want children.

>>34044429

This, if they admit their preferences they'd lose the attention of 80% of the male population.

>>34044530
>bitter kissless virgin thinking he's an expert on what women like: post #642625111.

>>34044516
>don't want kids
How old are you?

>>34042893
>dicklets in denial lmao
f-five inches is completely average and normal and like 99% of guys fall in that range!

>>34044721
What's your sick size then big man? I have a 12in BBC. If you're smaller than that you're a dicklet to me and should become my bitch boy.

>>34044721

This, seriously it's pathetic.

>>34042876
Professional burn out here
When your at home doing homework
Your girl is sucking and fucking drinking and smoking
And yes big dicks and cash and good looking men bang women all the time
Dont kid your self roastie
Even the "shy" "smart" girls go crazy for a 7 inches and a few lines

If any of you want to become very rich men figure out how a cheap way to give men larger penises.
You'd be exploiting the biggest insecurity in human history.

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>>34044841
>get btfo
>comes back a few hours and type some dumb stuff out
Holy shit mate this is sad.

>>34044667
29. I have no interest in children.

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>mfw chicks think my six incher is 7 inches
>mfw I don't correct them

>>34044917
>>34044917
Will you become my live in sex doll? Only if you're a female. Also have to get ya tubes cut.

>>34043684
Me an my boys have gotten laid lying about that shit
I get girls on meet me and tinder to show nudes Cuz i buy jewelry From kay
Seriously man most chicks want big dicks money and good looking dudes
If you say otherwise you're lying

Pro burn out here and i sold weed to chads. They always get girls hotter then then cuz
Money
Big dick

>>34043975
Talk to women and then say you have a big dick
If they are American they will

>>34045084
When did you do this study anon? I find it very hard to believe that.

>>34044909
Different anon anon
This is why we need id thats my first post itt

>>34045053
No, that's ok I'll pass.

>>34045148
Middle school
Highschool
Collage
House party's
Drug dealing
An hangin out with bangers
Yes that chick thats quite and stays at the library
My buddy fucked her in the boys room

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>>34045207
My bad mate. A ID would be nice but people who shit post a ton would make a shit show.
>>34045254
>all this stuff happen to me
>that must means it happens ALL THE TIME

>>34045289
what an evil looking female budgie

>>34042357
>"I love preteen pussy"

fixed

>>34043412

what a womanly post, literally leaking with estrogen almost got my gyno. bla bla bla something blabla wew lad

8 inches is the ideal desu, but 6-7 is acceptable tier

5 and you have to compensate some other way. anything less than 5 and the girl will just laugh in your face

>>34045440
>faggot talking about dicks going up his butt

>>34042326
>It's just one minute they say they don't care then they start mocking small dicks, I just don't understand.
it's just to make you feel bad since guys are obsessed with anything dick related.

>>34045289
You replied to me twice
And it happened to my Buddy and their buddy and other school which I had nothing to do with personally.
Its massachuttes shit happens there a lot all the girls are sluts and all the chads and NUMALEs defend that shit because they might get a puss

>>34042193
That's a lot of words to say "my dick is microscopic"

>>34047269
I grew up with women too
Pro burn out here
Yes they like big dicks like dude like big tits
Is that EVERY SINGLE PERSON, no but a good majority of women like
Big dicks
Big wallets
And big muscles
And a nigga with a car/job
Which makes perfect sense desu
Why would a girl who can pick who she sleeps with want a 4 in fat neck beard who watches anime girls go unni chan
She wants a dude to party with
Wait till shes 30-40 then they want money more then dicks

>>34043412
>Women are human too. We like corny jokes and trying new places to eat and being complimented on our style or eyes or whatever. We also don't want to feel worshipped by you. You need to have your own life.
Oooohhh, it makes sense now!

It's a fag.

>>34047333
>EVERY SINGLE PERSON, no
We're not counting the ones too deep in a coma to have preferences.

>>34042039
Dick size doesn't really matter, if your average and good looking, you're far better off than a weird looking guy with a huge dick.
Being attractive > big dick

>>34047443
Honestly man thats a topic men discuss a lot
Tits vs ass and small vs large
But seriously most dudes i meet wanted a big ass or a big pair of tits
Thats a preference wither you like it or not
An sure you could be that fag that talks about how he wants a pure virgin wafiu
But really though you don't tell girls either of that you just say you like her and give a specific reason
Does this work for every one? No but it can help with flirting
Wouldn't recommend voice your opinion unless you know the people with you wont chimp out.

>>34047495
And dildos and cock sleeves are a thing too
W

>>34042357
/thread super originalio and ..spergs keep sperging .

Everyones different. Everyone has a preference. I have no experience with big dicks but I have never heard any girl I know say she's into huge ones. Thats a very specific thing. a fetish even.

But obviously no one is going to want a 3 incher are they..

>>34044917
>tfw mother didn't have me until she was in 30s
>tfw youngest offspring
Not until the ends of your ropes, does the clock tick.

The the little voice that says find a little dicked beta provider chimes in; the reason females don't say that they prefer it big. End of the ropes not happened yet, but they know deep down that it will eventually.

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i literally cannot go up to women anymore. i know they hate average dicks and would leave me the minute a big dick came along. i just want a woman to be happy to have me. women have it so easy there is very little they can be born with that will make them inherently less sexually satisfying. small tits is a whatever, no ass is a whatever, ugly face is a whatever. whereas literally 90% of men are objectively less fun. how does chemical castration work and where can i sign up i don't want to feel sex anymore

>>34047195
>And it happened to my Buddy and their buddy

And guys NEVER lie about their sexual conquests so it must be 100% true.

>>34047761
but we don't even really care about that

>>34042387
i think it just so they can keep guys trying. the majority of men cannot even be enjoyed by women all too much, they would much prefer someone else but if people knew they were being strung along and that women didn't really like them they would give up and then what