convince me i dont need a gf, please

guys plz

help a robot in need

>>34041840

I honestly do believe it's a waste of time, money, emotional investment, etc. and for what? So you *might* get your dick wet for 5 minutes? Why not just find a nice looking prostitutue if that's what you're after? And even in a "best case scenario" an you two end up getting married, there's a 50% divorce rate atm meaning you have a 50% chance to lose custody of your children, part of your paycheck, etc.

I'm honestly not sure what all the fuss is about to. If I'm lonely, I text my friends or fap. Learn to control your emotions anon.

>>34041925
This post sums it up nicely

>>34041840
no what you need is a therapist

>>34041925

>warm endless cuddling
>kissing
>fucking
>groping, fondling
>constant eye candy i dont have to stress about ogling
>combine all that with an amazing friendship

my gf is fucking awesome and i cant help but pity people who have such a pessimistic view as yours.

if you think having a gf is "getting your dick wet for 5 minutes" i suggest you go back to living in a hallowed out log in the swamp. humanity has no use for you.

>>34041925
However she loves you, it probably feels good knowing that somebody loves you
>>34041953
I go to one, it doesn't help for shit

Every time I get a girlfriend, it's great for the fist month or two. Then I realize I'd rather spend my time alone doing what I want.
Then I keep her around until the desire to be alone outweighs the desire for sex.
It's not worth it, unless you can find someone you can really, really connect with.

>>34041996

I'm sorry your life is so shitty you require constant validation of your self worth and existence from your GF.

Look man, I get it, you get lonely - but at the end of the day I see the cost of the drama, inherit bullshit, and inevitable breakup in X months over something dumb really not worth the time, but you do you anon - I'm perfectly happy with my life the way it is.

>>34041840
all women are a depreciating asset because their looks fade. you don't need a gf anon.

>>34041996
>lists a bunch of sexual bonuses
>"amazing friendship"

Cheaper alternative: hooker and male friends that'll have an intelligent conversation about anything you want.

>>34041840
What you need is to love yourself

>>34042199
And how do I do that?
original

>>34041996
She's fucking Jamal right now

>>34041996
top kek is that all???? that is not even real benefits. are your assets in life even increasing with her around? is here love for you even unconditional?