>tfw no mature/granny sex buddy
do they even exist or is it hollywood?
>>34041952
Got a handy from my aunt a couple times she's 43.
Twas fun.
I would unironically marry someone who's over 50-60, but I'm 30something so I don't count, they want young roid monkey Chads.
>>34042329
This.
I' 32 and I'd get on with some sugar mama type shit or whatever, but yeah they want chadfags who've still got some boyish looks.
Oh, they exist. The "value" of pussy in the SMP has increased so much for non-Chads that many betas have resorted to fucking grannies. Cougaring to the extreme or whatever.
Its disguisting and it literally makes my skin crawl. And needless to say it keeps many old men from getting action.
Some of you betas truely are disguisting.
>>34042640
>YOU FAGGOTS ARE WHY MY GRANDPA CAN'T GET LAID
boo hoo hoo~
>>34042640
>Implying those old fucks didn't have their time already
I didn't choose to grow up in this time period, I'm just adapting
>>34042663
>>34042677
Eh both my grandpas are dead.
You didnt choose to live in this misanderist world. I get that. But being so thirsty that you'll fuck a granny? Where is your goddamned dignity? How is this better than being alone and using porn?
When you fuck grannies, you contribute to the problem by helping to skew the SMP. You help cause your own problem. [Spoiler]Unless you are getting paid for it, then you are a whore but at least you are more respectable than the thirsty omegas getting granny tail from the nursing homes [/spoiler]
>>34043001
All I hear from you is blah blah blah.
If some lonely granny wants to give me her wrinkly vag and make me cookies after, I'm all for it.
where to find?
>>34041952
I'm glad old and unmarried women tend to die alone or commit suicide
origgando comentario
You need to travel to warm holiday destinations and go to bars with older women. They are willing to bang younger men as long as nobody back knows about it