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Brother, I implore you--let me taste the sweet, succulent yellow corn once more before the Man takes me to the Shrieking House. Brother, will you deny me in my final hour?
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Brother, one of us will live and since you are about to die I see no point. I need the corn too give me energy. You disappointed me for being weak. Our mother gave up on you like I am doing now. I hope you have a painful death
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>>34079062
Brother, you seemed to have stepped out of your place. Only the most capable can enjoy these yellowy goods. Get back or suffer my wrath!
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Cousin, why are you all so attached to this so called "sweet" and "succulent" corn?
How cant you see that you get feed by the man only for get murderer and eaten? I know you migth no be able to fly, but even the smalest of you could jump this fence for liberty.
The life on the wilds may be harsh, and the corn and grain shall not be plentyfull, but at least its not this short pointless thing you call "life"
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>>34079274
Fool have you forgotten our previous quarrels. Step out of your place again and I'll shall put it back.
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>>34079362
Wait brother, we've got a common enemy here, that filthy webbed feet lot. Shalt we enjoy us some leisure time first?
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>>34079468
Just this once, for now the webbed feet that call us cousin shall taste our wrath
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>>34079576
Pin-bills, how dare you speak to your betters in such an insolent fashion? The sweet corn is rightfully ours. Fill your putrid bellies with hot dust and gravel instead.
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>>34079468
>>34079576
How dare you bastards to refuse my noble help in such way?
>>34079925
Brother, we have no choice other than show those flyless creatures how merciless can we be.
STEP BACK FLYLESS CREATURES! OR YOU SHALL PERISH BY OUR WINGS!
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STOP! Can't you see, brothers, we mustn't fight. We can rule this land together, prosper, have as much sweet corn as we wish.
It's time to unite now, stop bickering and gather round.
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tha fuck you niggas doin wit our cone
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>>34080248
What in the name of the the golden egg duck is you? How can such wonderfull being exist?
Could you really tell us how can we cultivate the land and be plenty in corn colorfull angel of feather?
I imagine how high can you fly, you probably touch the sun and the skies at will, is that true?
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>>34078820
shit meme, oats is better.
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>>34080418
I am but a emissary, from a land far away. Where all avian folk exist in harmony, no Shrieking houses, no misery, just camaraderie and companionship. Follow me, brothers, into the new day, I will help you see the light. We care for everyone, nobody must be left behind.
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>>34078820
this is why none of you autists have gfs
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>>34080640
Strange, I fly and roam the wilderness with my brothers, going from place to place, talking with every one who comes across, and never heard of such place. I am no judge, but how can I tell that you are not trying to fool us into some evil plot? How can this land be so prosperous and yet unspoken?
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>>34080808
nice trips friend
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>>34079925
>>34079576
please brothers, i ask that we approach this problem more diplomatically
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aww, look at all the cute birdies
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>>34080875
I dont care about those flyless creatures anymore brother, all my worries now are about this so called dreamland that the collorfull angel talks about.
Should we trust him brother?
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Foolish, fat, stupid little birds. For all your plots you will be at the feeding bowl to-morrow, guzzling the farmer's corn in the shadow of the Shrieking House where so many of your brothers have entered and none have returned.
You are slaves to the corn, and I do not call you Brothers. You yourselves are naught but succulent corn for the Pale Man.
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>>34081164
Hush you, non-believer! Your kin found solace in our land.
Many of my own kin died spreading the good word, but we accepted our fate, for the greater good. Many fell defending our independence from the Pale Man, many more will. But this is the death we're gladly accept, with our beaks open wide, determination in our eyes and hope in our hearts!
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>>34078820
Comrade, I demand evidence of the existence of this Man and this Shrieking House. Why would you knowingly tell falsehoods? Who benefits from this?
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Now this is oatposting.
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