Are their any lonely bears/big guys on /r9k/ tonight? If so I

>>34078588
so what are the qualifications to be a bear?

>>34078588
Any reason you're asking?

>>34078622
>large male with excessive chub and/or muscle
>and lots of body hair

I'm large, heavy-set, and hairy. This is a disadvantage because I'm not gay. The only people that like men like this are gay men.

>>34078667
>lots of body hair
shiieett

>>34078636
Curious. The big guys on /r9k/ don't get enough love.

>tfw too much of a manlet to be a bear

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>>34078588
>are you awkward?
Yes, especially with strangers and acquaintances
>are people intimidated by your larger stature?
Not really
>do you desire to be thin? Or do you enjoy your larger size?
Would like to get down to average
>how much do you weigh?
250, 6'2"
>do you have any muscle mass at all?
None, maybe a bit in my right arm
>what is your sexuality?
Straight, sorry

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>>34078588
i'm not even 5'9 and big guys and gals are intimidated by me and openly admit they are/have been afraid of me.


I cannot imagine how tough it must be for you guys

>>34078737
It's because you're a nigga, nigga.

I've been called "the friendly giant" by more than one person.

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>>34078730
Fug, forgot the final one.

>do you desire to cuddle with someone smaller than you?
M-maybe

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>>34078588
>are you awkward?
yes, friendless kissless virgin
>are people intimidated by your larger stature?
not really, i only notice other asian guys staring at me in the gym
>do you desire to be thin? Or do you enjoy your larger size?
i'm trying to lose weight, have been fat all my life, i wish i was skinny and able to wear cool clothes without looking fat
>how much do you weigh?
225lbs
>do you have any muscle mass at all?
yes
>what is your sexuality?
i want a gf(vagina)

>do you desire to cuddle with someone smaller than you?
i really really desire cuddling and hugging someone, a girl, and falling asleep with her...

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>>34078588
>are you awkward?
Very but I'm slowly getting better.
>are people intimidated by your larger stature?
Yes most people are scared of a big black guy. But if they get to know me they will see at most I will do and hug them.
>do you desire to be thin? Or do you enjoy your larger size?
I love being big I just want to lose the weight.
>how much do you weigh?
280
>do you have any muscle mass at all
Very little. I'm mostly fat but I'm walking daily and I lost like 20 pounds so far.
>what is your sexuality?
I'm a straight male
>do you desire to cuddle with someone smaller than you? Yes. I love small cute things.

>>34078588
Are you a girl or boy op? It matters

>>34079241
Would your answers be any different if you knew my gender?

>>34079325
I'm guessing you're a guy then. Plus it would be nice to know a female likes us.

>>34078588
>are you awkward?
Yes
>are people intimidated by your larger stature?
Not as far as I know
>do you desire to be thin? Or do you enjoy your larger size?
I like being a larger size
>how much do you weigh?
250
>do you have any muscle mass at all?
Nah, not really
>what is your sexuality?
Gay
>do you desire to cuddle with someone smaller than you?
Nah, I want to cuddle more than do the cuddling

>>34079363
Of course im a guy. Females wouldn't give a big guy the time of day.

>>34079325
One of them will answer if I respond or not op.

>>34079389
That's a lie entirely, I don't even know why men can't accept or appreciate that another man can find them attractive.

>>34079396
>>34079389
Originaldo postitrino

>>34079416
Well that's gay and into that.
>>34079389
>I don't know I girl that would not love to rub my belly

>>34079457
Meh whatever suits you buddy. Men and women still appreciate your body.

Is that big lenny? I recognize that gut anywhere.

I want a bear bf

t.Gaynon

>>34078588
>are you awkward?
yes, social anxiety
>are people intimidated by your larger stature?
no but often receive a lot of comments on it
>do you desire to be thin? Or do you enjoy your larger size?
yes and shorter (6'2-3)
>how much do you weigh?
240? last time i checked
>do you have any muscle mass at all?
in my legs and in my arms a bit but not a workout guy
>what is your sexuality?
bi
>do you desire to cuddle with someone smaller than you?
yes, right now, everyday.

>>34078588

>are you awkward?

No

>are people intimidated by your larger stature?

Sometimes

>do you desire to be thin? Or do you enjoy
your larger size?

I have a desire to look good and strong.

>how much do you weigh?

125 kilos

>do you have any muscle mass at all?

some

>what is your sexuality?

straight

>do you desire to cuddle with someone smaller than you?

Fat People are not attractive to me, i know how it sounds. but obesity is Equal to diseased to me.

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>you will never get to rub, pat, and sniff the musk off the belly of a big robot bear

>>34079661
Kik or skype? You sound very sexy.

>>34079756
sorry not an erp guy
its a compliment that someone finds at least the idea of me attractive
i hate my size a lot

>>34079768
It's fine. You seem like a very loveable guy. If you can embrace your size, or at least work out to gain more muscle mass, you'll probably be swiming in people wanting to cuddle with you.

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>>34078588
Darunia

>>34079817
/thanks a lot anon
ill have to first work on loving my body. even if i lose weight, my frame is just large. once i accept that i cant be smaller, ill embrace the bara
thanks anon

>>34078671
This. I've gotten hit on by guys way more than girls. Hell, I don't think I've ever gotten hit on by a girl, but I can think of at least 3 instances with guys.

>>34078588
>are you awkward?
I usually don't have much to say, if that's what you mean.
>are people intimidated by your larger stature?
Occasionally
>do you desire to be thin? Or do you enjoy your larger size?
I'd like to have less fat on my frame. Ever since I got out of the Marine Corps I've been trying to not get too fat. My height and basic body structure though...not much I can do about that.
>how much do you weigh?
270-ish
>do you have any muscle mass at all?
Quite a bit, it make up a lot of my body weight.
>what is your sexuality?
Heterosexual

And finally
>do you desire to cuddle with someone smaller than you?
Only if they're biologically female and not hamplanet fat.

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What can I do to get a Robot bear bf?

I'm not a bear myself, but I've been in a relationship (long-distance) with a bara guy from /r9k/, and he was the best. I'd like to find something similar.

How do I do it, Robots?

And yes, gay.

>>34080204
>Heterosexual

FUCK. YOU SOUND LIKE A GOD.

> all these straight fags
Fuck off. It's a bear thread, being a bear implies you're gay. It's a gay tribe. If you're lonely you had it coming. You wouldn't be lonely if you weren't so homophobic and accepted to have sex with and date other men.

>>34080424
straight guys can't help wanting pussy any more than you can help wanting dick though

>>34080424
Straight bears are allowed. that's why it's a bear/big guy thread. However complaining about homo's should be kept to a minimum due to the nature of the thread.

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>>34080424
B-but I'm Christian anon... it's against everything I believe..

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>>34078715
I know this feel. Still gets the gays unfortunately.
>5'5 185 lbs, 35lbs of fat bit of a gut
>hit on randomly by twinks who are shorter than me and almost half my weight.
>masculine face (I guess?) so still intimidate average guys taller than me but probably scare off girls
I don't need this feel. Yeah I want to cuddle someone smaller than me but not a straight-up dude. Straight-up homo.

Reporting.

>are you awkward?
Around people I don't know, not around people I do.
>are people intimidated by your larger stature?
Not that I know of.
>do you desire to be thin? Or do you enjoy your larger size?
I'd like to be more muscular.
>how much do you weigh?
I'm 6'3" and 290lb.
>do you have any muscle mass at all?
A bit, mostly in the legs.
>what is your sexuality?
Straight. The male form does nothing for me, unfortunately.

And finally
>do you desire to cuddle with someone smaller than you?
I have never met a girl bigger (i.e. taller) than me.

>>34078715
Same here. I'm the manlet version of that giant guy from Game of Thrones, don't know his name because I didn't watch it.

>>34078588
>are you awkward?
In certain situations. I can fake my way through irl social shit but voice chatting or going on cam online gives me some degree of anxiety.

>are people intimidated by your larger stature?
Nope, they avoid me because of it but they are not intimidated by it.

>do you desire to be thin? Or do you enjoy your larger size?
I'd really like to be thin. Like a twink or slightly bigger.

>how much do you weigh?
345lbs or so.

>do you have any muscle mass at all?
nope.

>what is your sexuality?
if i had to put a word to it, pansexual. i don't really care what someone has between their legs. if i like them, i like them.

>do you desire to cuddle with someone smaller than you?
sure, why not?

>>34078667
>large male with excessive chub and/or muscle
>and lots of body hair

and
>gay

>>34078588
Not a bear here, but attending college with a bear that looks like a younger version of the dude in the OP, maybe a bit more muscular.

We talk quite a bit and share a table most classes. He's a super nice dude and honestly I'm crushing hard. Any advice on how to ask someone out on a date? I don't know if he's even gay but I'll literally never forgive myself if I don't try.

also he smells really nice, not like he's wearing cologne, but his natural body odder is super pleasant and manly

>>34078773
that's not a compliment. I've been called that by people who are taller than me. It means that your a guy to be feared so people dont fuck with you. But if they stay on your good side then there are no problems

Bump. I want to read some more about the large guys of /r9k/. You all seem very interesting

>>34080596
My dick filling your holes is everything you will ever need to believe.

>>34078588
>are you awkward?
Yes
>are people intimidated by your larger stature?
Sometimes
>do you desire to be thin? Or do you enjoy your larger size?
I rather lose some weight.
>how much do you weigh?
260lbs / 120kg @ 6' / 183cm
>do you have any muscle mass at all?
Yes
>what is your sexuality?
Straight

And finally
>do you desire to cuddle with someone smaller than you?
Yes, because I don't want to feel like a manlet.

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>>34078588
>are you awkward?
Yep, but I'm actually getting a little bit more comfortable around people.
>are people intimidated by your larger stature?
Not really, but at school I was known for being quite powerful.
>do you desire to be thin? Or do you enjoy your larger size?
I'd prefer to be thinner, maybe to 180lb
>how much do you weigh?
215lb
>do you have any muscle mass at all?
Some, but mostly in my arms, and legs
>what is your sexuality?
mostly gay
>do you desire to cuddle with someone smaller than you?
Yes yes yes, I'd cuddle with someone taller than me though as well (I'm only 5'9"). I gotta be the big spoon though.

Unfortunately I'm mulatto, and not very cute.

>>34078588
>are you awkward?
only with girls
>are people intimidated by your larger stature?
yes, and that's accentuated by having the hatred protagonist/school shooter look.
>do you desire to be thin? Or do you enjoy your larger size?
yes. I would actually prefer to be thin and short becuase I think it matches who I am on the inside better. But I've now accepted it will be much easier to gain muscle than lose weight for me.
>how much do you weigh?
6'2", 235
>do you have any muscle mass at all?
I have above average muscle mass mostly just from genetics.
My bmi says i'm obese, but medically mesured body fat says I'm on the boarder of healthy and overweight.
>what is your sexuality?
the straight
>do you desire to cuddle with someone smaller than you?
constantly.

>are you awkward?
No
>are people intimidated by your larger stature?
No
>do you desire to be thin? Or do you enjoy your larger size?
I want to become a fit monster
>how much do you weigh?
250 5'8"
>do you have any muscle mass at all?
My right arm
>what is your sexuality?
bisexual
>do you desire to cuddle with someone smaller than you?
YES smaller or bigger doesn't matter

>>34081467
Go for it anon. Embarrassment is temporary, but bear bf cuddles will stay with you for life.

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>>34078588
>>are you awkward?
idk maybe, i don't socialize much but i can put up a nice facade while i work my retailcuck job
>>are people intimidated by your larger stature?
no
>>do you desire to be thin? Or do you enjoy your larger size?
it'd be nice to be thinner cause i'll probably die early
>>how much do you weigh?
330lbs
>>do you have any muscle mass at all?
not really
>>what is your sexuality?
gynephillia

>>do you desire to cuddle with someone smaller than you?
only if they're hairless from the eyebrows down

>are you awkward?
I was when I was younger, but I've learned how to talk like a normie when around others now.

>are people intimidated by your larger stature?
I don't generally get that sense, unless you mean that people move out of my way when I'm walking around somewhere.

>do you desire to be thin? Or do you enjoy your larger size?
Currently losing weight, so I would enjoy being leaner, but not thin.

>how much do you weigh?
I'm 6'4 250

>do you have any muscle mass at all?
Yes, I'm an amateur boxer and I lift as well.

>what is your sexuality?
Str8 is gr8

And finally
>do you desire to cuddle with someone smaller than you?
Heck yes, but I do get sad thinking that I'll never have a qt taller girl cuddle me.

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>tfw I really want to hump and grind against a big hairy bear gut until I shoot my load all over it
>tfw no one would ever let me do that
>tfw I'll never get to frot my cock against a bear belly, feeling the soft fat and rough hair against my shaft and balls

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>>34084183
how feminine are you?
where do you live?

>>34078588
>are you awkward?
Yes, around girls and strangers.
>>are people intimidated by your larger stature?
I believe so because its rare to see tall and fat person around here.
>>do you desire to be thin? Or do you enjoy your larger size?
I'd need to lose 40 lbs or switch fat with muscle
>>how much do you weigh?
260 and trying to lose
>>do you have any muscle mass at all?
Somewhat in legs, arms and pecs
>>what is your sexuality?
Straight.

>>34084203
Im more boyish than feminine

BC Canada.

>>34078588
>are you awkward?
sure
>are people intimidated by your larger stature?
nah, don't think so
>do you desire to be thin? Or do you enjoy your larger size?
yes, want to be thinner
>how much do you weigh?
70kgish
>do you have any muscle mass at all?
most is muscle
>what is your sexuality?
Apache attack helicopter
>do you desire to cuddle with someone smaller than you?
yes
Well this was pretty gay

All these fat fucks commenting here, I thought this thread is for bears like pic related, not fat school shooters with anger issues.

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>>34084224
do you shave your body?

i don't live near you

>>34084224
Ayy, Victoria.

>>34084257
>thinking people with nice bodies go on /r9k/

>>34084265
I shave my legs, ass, upper chest. My stomach and arm hair is too thin to even bother with, and I trim my pubes and balls to a fine point.

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>>34084386
hmm
how do you feel about wearing garter and stockings?

>>34084472
I would be down.

Question for you then, do you like roleplay, how would you feel about wearing a loincloth.

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>>34078588
>not really
>yes
>losing weight currently
>280, 6'3
>gut is flab but have some
>bi
>yes
>pic is old, have lost about 40 lbs since then

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>>34084599
i could get into it i got an underbite too and kinda have a cavemanish brow

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>>34084705
Nice. I could definitely get down with being fucked by a big caveman brute.

How about father and son roleplay?

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>>34084777
idk if I'd mind being called daddy but I wouldn't probably want to call you son

>>34084784
'Boy' would also work fine

>>34084784
If you want to drop a kik or skype we could chat a lot better, and stop spamming this thread.

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>>34084835
i'm sorry our ride ends here
i'm not entirely sure i'd be into it and i'm not good at socializing at all

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>>34084859
I'm going to fap later thinkg about having sex with your gut. Wish you the best on your endovors my large friend.

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>>34084979
wow we might meet again one day

>>34078588
I hit my head alot and its nice to be big since no one will really fuck with me

>>34078588
>no
>sometimes
>yes and no
>300
>yes
>80% homo

>occasionally

>>34080424
>Fuck off. It's a bear thread, being a bear implies you're gay.
Thought so, that's why I didn't post my picture so I can't be associated with the gay bear culture.

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>>34078588

>>are you awkward?
Not really. Just reclusive.
>>are people intimidated by your larger stature?
I'm only 5'10" so no.
>>do you desire to be thin? Or do you enjoy your larger size?
I enjoy that I'm dwarf solid but I wish I didn't look like I weighted so much.
>>how much do you weigh?
240 last I checked.
>>do you have any muscle mass at all?
Plenty in upper/lower arms, thick leg/thigh muscles, and decent core. I'm less ego stroking and more guessing since I've been doing a dumb muscle job for over four years now.
>>what is your sexuality?
Straight, mostly
>>do you desire to cuddle with someone smaller than you?
Definitely.
>Thanks!
Sure.


Honestly, I kinda don't like how I am. Hairy legs, torso, need to shave often enough if I don't want a permanent shadow, and most women just don't like my body type. Mostly in terms of hairy body.

But what can I say. At least I'll always know that someone won't like me for my looks.

>are you awkward?
No
>are people intimidated by your larger stature?
I'm not an angry person in general so I don't look to intimidate people but I certainly can and have done so

>do you desire to be thin? Or do you enjoy your larger size?
Working on losing my fat, don't really desire being really thin just healthy

>how much do you weigh?
About 90 kgs I'm 5'11

>do you have any muscle mass at all?
Yes, I've strong ass calves and thighs from years of football/soccer

>what is your sexuality?
Straight

And finally
>do you desire to cuddle with someone smaller than you?
Love small girls, oh the possibilities^^

>>34078588
>are you awkward?
Absolutely. Literally autistic.
>are people intimidated by your larger stature?
Sometimes, but I think that's a good thing. Most people annoy the hell out of me.
>do you desire to be thin? Or do you enjoy your larger size?
I'm going to cut soon, but right now I enjoy being as big as I am. I never want to be "thin".
>how much do you weigh?
270 pounds.
>do you have any muscle mass at all?
My thighs and ass have tons of it from squatting. Plus I've got a very strong core. Arms could use some work, but that's why I'm bulking in the first place.
>what is your sexuality?
Well, I would say I'm straight, but I do have a bit of a weakness for passable traps.
>do you desire to cuddle with someone smaller than you?
Absolutely. At this point I don't even want sex.

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>>34078588

>awkward
yes
>intimidated
No don't think so.
>desire to be thin
Lul.
>how much?
Dunno dude like 230
>do you have any muscle mass?
Yep
>sexually
Sr8 homie

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All these str8 bears.
>Are you awkward?
Maybe around people I'm not familiar with yet
>Are people intimidated by your larger stature?
Nope, I'm pretty welcoming.
>Do you desire to be thin? Or do you enjoy your larger size?
Trying to lose weight but if I found someone who enjoyed me as I am, I wouldn't mind being a bear for them.
>How much do you weigh?
Currently 250 and I'm 5'10''
>Do you have any muscle mass at all?
I do physical labor for work and sometimes work out so somewhat.
>What is your sexuality?
I love femininity, but I'm not the straightest. Also I'm pretty subby.
>Do you desire to cuddle with someone smaller than you?
All the time

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>want a stronk, hairy bearmode bf with a beard who's twice my size
>literally everybody is either skelly, fatty or ripped
>tfw

Thank god this s theard gave me hope that straight bears actually exist. So far pretty much all I've seen have been gay.

>>34084339
It's a special kind of nice, not Chad Slayercock-nice, it's the Badass Chopper-driver who lifts 700 kg with one hand-nice

>>34086693
Yea we exist honestly its kinda hard being a straight bear like a previous poster said we get alot more love from other guys ive been hit on over 10 times randomly from guys only one single time that i can recall a woman doing the same

>>34078737
Are you me ?

Oregano macaroni

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>>34084999
Son! What are you doing with muh picture!

>>34086693
Same, I can only find bears in gay porn, never in straight porn. I just want a bear bf (straight).

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>>34087165
What are some of your hobbies? Also can you prove you're a female? Not nice to get bears hopes up.

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Reminder that if you are a fat shit obese fuck, you are not "bear mode" you're just fucking fat as shit. You need to have a lot of muscle mass like op's pic

>>34087243
Great post anon. It was really helpful and really was on topic.

I was in an ldr with a bear. He was 5'8, I'm 5'5. Hairy guys are the best, except him, he turned out to be a cunt

>>34087269
>Tripfag
LoLkek

>>34088098
I put it back on just to show you how much I love you. No homo. Also what a great reply again anon it's so on topic and helpful.