So I've got a Stacy at work. She's hot as fuck, but

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>>34165117
If she is in her 30s, single and don't have kids, it's for a reason anon.

I guess everyone does deserve a chance though, so go for it.

>>34165117
If she's a childless stacy in her 30s, it means that she's a retired carrousel rider looking to settle down, or that she's still riding the carrousel.

I've got an older cousin like this. She's dated tons of guys, doctors, military veterans, college professors, etc. None of them were ever good enough for her to settle down with. Very strange.

Her need for intimacy and affection is largely satisfied by her two golden retrievers.

>>34165117
There's a reason for it, always a reason for it

>>34165244
>Her need for intimacy and affection is largely satisfied by her two golden retrievers.
>intimacy
>golden retrievers
Wew, gets my nignogs joggin

Don't shit where you eat anon.

-Totally original comment maker you fucking bot.

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>>34165183
THIS

OP she's a honeypot waiting to happen. She spent her 20s slutting around, and now that she's getting old and wrinkly and Chad isn't paying attention to her anymore, it's time to "settle down."

>Dear nice guys, I wasn't ready for you before but I'm ready now. :))))

IT'S
A
FUCKING
TRAP

>>34165244
>>34165802
She's really into horses, for what that's worth.

Not that I'd mind getting cucked by a horse, really. I'd fap to that.

>>34165819
Never quiet grassped the full meaning of this statment that everyone keeps quoting left and right care to explain for an autist such as myself?

>>34165890
>She's really into horses
Huge red flag for sluttiness, even if she's NOT stuffing horse cock between her legs (which is possible)

>>34165913
If the relationship with a woman goes south, she'll fuck up your personal life for a little while.

If that woman happens to be a coworker, she'll fuck up your office environment too. Spreading rumors about you, making things awkward in general.

"Don't shit where you eat" = don't cross-contaminate your work environment with the drama from your personal relationships