>first day of class >Receive syllabus >10 minute final

Have to give a one minute "elevator speech" tomorrow REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>34216045
I've dropped 6 classes over class participation and speeches. Don't feel bad anon

>>34216068
Are you an economics major?

>>34216045
>>34216068
>>34216266

Just get wasted or take some xanax before you give the speech. Better living through chemistry.

>>34216045
Holy fuck how do you even FUNCTION in every day life you fucking autistic

Its a fucking presentation just fucking talk about it and be confident its NOT HARD

>>34216045
Why didn't you just check the syllabus on the website beforehand?

>>34216405
Not well anon. Most of my day is spent on 4chan

>>34216660
This makes me excessively sad

If it makes you feel better I dropped out and started dating a mild sugar momma

>>34216266
I fucking regret falling for the college meme. I know myself and I know I'm socially retarded and especially unable to give any presentation without stuttering or looking like a fool. Classes start today but the jews at my CC make the 100% refund cutoff yesterday. I can only get 75% back should i decide to drop out. First class in 4 hours, wish me luck robots :(

>>34216986
good luck m8
originalolol

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>>34216068
>>34216266
>>34216660
>>34216986
What the fuck job are you hoping your college degree is going to get you where you literally never have to speak or present anything?

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>Professional Ethics class
>didn't have to write a single paper
>mfw

>failed three Speech classes, got a doctor's note to take Interpersonal Relations
>teacher graded super soft
It's the only reason I got my AS

>>34217766
Normie pls, the only jobs in which you have to do a meeting or presentation and it's not something immediately relevant to the situation is a job which doesn't need to exist. There's literally no job, LITERALLY NONE, where you wouldn't get to do something however the fuck you want versus your boss saying "It has to have 15 slides and have 20 references, and there has to be a 10 page paper"

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>>34217920
What the fuck are you trying to say? Obviously in the real world there's no enforcement on how many slides/references something needs, but if you think you can get a good job where you sit alone and you never have to speak to anyone, or tell anyone what you're doing, or have any meetings, or present anything to anyone, you're kidding yourself.

I study computer engineering and have this stupid "communication skills" class I've failed twice

FUCK

I hate it so fucking much

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>>34217997
>Thinking anyone would want to hire a "Computer engineer" who can't fucking communicate with a human being

>>34217964
And you're a retarded normie who realizes 90% of jobs don't involve ANY organized interaction with others. More than 95% of jobs don't have "meetings" beyond your boss telling you what's next or meeting with a few people so you're on the same page, they don't require *you* presenting anything, nor your colleagues. Literally a technical reporting class would be more relevant than any speaking class you could come up with.

You're are literally retarded if you think most jobs have a weekly thing where everyone discusses what they're doing. Work isn't high school you stupid nigger where the cool kids sit around the lunch table and pick at the nerds.

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>>34218130
Looks like someone has never heard of Scrum or Agile. That's a little embarrassing. Welcome to the real world kiddo, try to stop acting like an expert on things you don't understand.

>>34218174
I know someone who has programmed for years as his job, for both the government and private businesses. Never has he had a single presentation. Never has he been in a presentation. They don't do them, it's a meme.

>>34218336
Then he's doing shit terribly wrong. A central part of developing a product is demoing new functionality to stakeholders or at least to your direct supervisors. If he truly has never had to show anyone what he's working on, then I'd like to figure out how I too can be paid to do nothing and produce nothing without anyone ever checking to see if I'm actually doing my job.

Speeches are easy as shit. Just remember nobody fucking cares about you and are too worried about fucking up themselves.

>>34216045
just did it, you'll be glad
i know you think i'm wrong but i'm not