Where are all the alphas on 4chan?

>>34252611
Sorry I'm not masculine enough for you anon. :(
Cute pic btw. :3

By /fit and fa/ non-users I mean they don't go to 4chan for fashion or fitness advice. Not saying they should be unfit or dress like a fedora LARPer.

you wouldnt know if it was a beta or not dumbass ,its anonymous for that reason retard boy

>>34252707
I would. A girl has intuition.

/mu/ is pretty edgelord.

>>34252742
Oh you're a girl? Well good luck finding someone you like on this website you'll need it.

>>34252742
a girl has the brain of a goldfish, go suck a cock trapboi

>>34252611

/diy/ is having a business owner thread right now

/sci/ is having a thread about MIT and Caltech and a couple of anons actually go there

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>>34252751
I don't think I could stand being there. It's vomit-inducing; imagine Mozart or Chopin arguing on /mu/. Real musicians don't go there - and those who have accomplished international fame don't pretend as if they know. They're busy in the studio or out making music. We live it not talk about it.

Where are the alpha edgelords who come for leisure?

>>34252611
4chan has always been a place for betas and weebs, its you who doesn't belong you filthy normalfag.

>>34252819
>MIT
>Caltech

I said alpha. Alpha. ALPHA.

I am not looking for a spergy sheldon or sissyboi. Let's not.

>>34252834

try /biz/ then. they're the edgelords of finance.

>>34252867
>>34252819
>>34252808

But thank you for the input. I wish there were more Alpha-kind hiding in a suit of irony.

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>>34252869

You are the punchline of one of these memes

oh duh.

/o/ and /k/ are the edgiest.

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>>34252900
>>34252934

Apparently you're not that alpha if you had to delete your original post because you were insecure about the wording.

Pretty beta especially since we can all still see the original.

>>34253011
It's not that I was insecure, I had a post written and it was autoposting on countdown when I didn't want to post? There was no way to cancel it and I'm not sure why the box did that.

Of course the original is archived. And? That matters because? ^^

>>34252902
/biz/ sucks at investing, imo.

>>34253047

but they're edgy. u were looking for edgelords, not suave investors.

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>>34253035
If you were alpha you would left it up with no fucks given.

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no alphas here, op. only waifu posters.

i dunno they should be around here, you usually see 'em replying to the sissybois trying to get their e-peen wet by unleashing their suave form of autism

>>34253089
>>34253089
; trying to be alpha on the internet - you're really fucking gay.

are you retarded? anime doesn't make you edgy; you need a reality check. this thread obviously wasn't for you or your kind so go back to sucking your local AIDS-infested dealer, weeb. also, girls don't have alpha/beta. there are stacies and non-stacies. degenerates and crazies are more your classification. please take your mutated-to-hell DNA elsewhere.

Jesus you're a really alpha girl.

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>>34253247
Who said I was trying to be alpha, just pointing out how beta you are.

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>>34252962
>>34253047
ty x

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>>34252742
what does your intuition tell you about me

origami

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>>34252834
It's because you're an inferior plebeian with no taste.

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So you have a certain group of men in mind like an idea of what 4chan men are supposed to be like? Or are you looking for very specific types and wondering where they are most likely to hang out? I think 4chan is a very instant gratification website and edgy enough that you might find edgy people but the alpha types probably don't post often.

You like speed o' sound sonic? Or is your idea of edgy and alpha something else?

>>34252611
>Alpha
>Edgelords
Pick one desu senpai

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>>34253969
>an idea of what 4chan men are supposed to be like?

No. That would be fucking horrendous.

>are you looking for very specific types and wondering where they are most likely to hang out?

Yes.

>alpha types probably don't post often.
True. Thank you.


it's sad how those who know anything about the world wide web are rarely alphas irl. why can't anyone be alpha and have been exposed to the internet at an early age? why aren't there others like me? not cs geeks with pale skin and lanky frame, not anime rping dweebs or 80 year old neckbeards (nothing against them, they're super kind), but someone who's cool online and offline. understand internet and web culture. understands real world.

this dual life is hard.

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>>34252611
>alpha
>4chan

>this dual life is hard.

sage b4 hurhur look at r0stie lifes sho hard
just bc she can't get 20/10 chad woe iz|\/|e!!!

let this die