Ask a 5'6" robot with a 5" dick (pictured soft)

>penis is thick

fuck off chad

>>34255729

She still blows you with that gorilla bush you're sporting? She must be a total pig.

>>34255729
>gf
>robot
fuck off normie

>>34255729
>5'6"
>5" dick
>5'9" gf
if he can do it, so can you.
she is probably cucking you

I'd kill for a tall qt.

Women as tall or taller than me at 5'10" make me rock hard.

>>34255775
Yeah, I usually buzz my entire body down but it's been cold so I've let it all grow out

I nair my asscrack bc she rims me and that's nastier

>>34255838
OP here

Have you ever dated or been with one? I love her but I used to like picking up and carrying my 4'10" Mexican Gf mid-fuck or just tossing her over my shoulder

If I tried that with my GF now I'd break my back

>>34255842
>tall
>dates a manlet
>eats ass
this girl rules

>>34255729
Post how or leave

>>34255747
Thick? My hands aren't exactly huge man I'm 5'6"

Or were you trolling me

>>34255882
We matched on Tinder.

She goes to college a couple hours away in a shitty little redneck town in a dry county in East Texas, so she doesn't really get a lot of good options on Tinder. She was in town for a week and we matched and hit it off.

She's a psychology grad student and I run a tutoring center so we hit it off talking about education and development and such.

I am libertarian and she is liberal (meh) so we stuck to common ground until the date where we ended up in an argument but she was into it bc she was used to dudes just kissing her ass to get in the pussy.

It probably helped that she ended up hating her last connection during the first date, which made me seem great by comparison

>>34255963
>politics on the first date
>ass eating tall gf

You are the luckiest man alive or you're lying. Fucking congratulations, she sounds very understanding.

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>>34255862
I'm a KHHV at 24 so no.

Only dreams.

>>34256506
Oh sorry dude I wasn't trying to be a dick

hello fellow 5 inch dick brother

>>34255729
That seems much smaller than 5in

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>>34256095
>>34255882
Here is a shot of my main tinder pic. I will post the full bio too

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>>34256732
Here is the rest of my bio

>>34256732
>>34256754
I genuinely can't tell if this is satire or straightfaced.

>>34256754
>"A damn science teacher"
Holy shit anon please stay away from children or they might develop signs of autism
But overall
>7/10 face
>Bald sorta suits you
>In better shape than 95% of guys

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>>34256095
Thanks anon :)

One tip is to get a pic of yourself in a foreign location or doing something a little out of the routine. Makes a good conversation starter>>34255882

>>34256816
That line is because I was so sick of chicks asking about my goddamn astro sign. I live in a big city and that's the type of goofy shit liberal girls believe in instead of religion

>>34256816
Also thanks for the compliment on my body. I've put on a few pounds since meeting my GF :-/

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>>34256780
What do you mean?

For context I live in Houston. I broke up with my last GF in Jan 2016 and went on a bit of a rampage. I had sex with 19 girls before I met my GF in september

>>34255729
How big is your girlfriend's dick?
Oreganephenyl

>>34257137
She has an accessible clitoris

>>34256717
Yeah pretty soft in that picture

>30
>9x6 bbc
>khhv
i'm a wizard but at least i have a decent staff to cast spells with

>>34256927

Normie filth. Die soon...

>>34256927
bronsonmode

>>34257463
You're black and hung?

Dude, start hitting up craigslist and shady shit like that. White and latin men with perfectly acceptable wives (there are some hogs for sure but just steer clear) who will gladly have you come over to cuck them

>>34256927
Hey OP why would your own tinder profile say you're 180 miles away? Seems fishy. Seems like you're just trying to rustle up some Jim jams but mine remain steady and unrustled.

>>34256732
A note on the line about kids:

I did enjoy banging a few single mommies, but that line mostly functions as a virtue signal DESU. Women my age (especially latinas, my favorites) love talking about their new nephew and imagining you as a dad, even if they don't intend on an actual relationship.

>>34257599
My GF sent me these old screenshots. Like I said she lives a few hours away in a small town, which is part of how I was able to swing above my league.

Does this thread come acrossas bragging? I'm actually a late bloomer and used to be a pretty big pussy with girls before I started lifting. I'm trying to give some hope and tips

Didn't have a real GF until I was 25

>>34257634
Virtue signals are big with women, BUT they can't come off as desperate pandering. Don't fuckin call yourself a "male feminist"

Make it seem natural.

>>34257586
i don't want to get infected with anything from that sort though

>>34257634
Why would your GF send screenshots of your tinder to you? Why the fuck would you post your face and name on R9k?

Why are penises so beautiful? Cut or uncut they're just so asthetic.

>>34255729

You're basically me except I'm a virgin and I weigh 250 pounds.

Do you have any questions for me?

>>34257739
Wear a condom hombre!

>jew penis

Get out, whites only here.

>>34257748
>Why would your GF send screenshots of your tinder to you?

So I could make this thread. I told her I am on "a board for lonely dudes I relate to" giving tips if anyone wants them.

>>34257816

What a creative meme you've got there! I'm totally offended!

>>34257774

How do you wash your back?

>>34257832
Well sorry to tell you but your dick is already being posted in literal BBC cuck threads as we speak.

>>34257884

I roll on the floor of the shower.

I don't, I just let the water do it's thing. I'm obese but not that big for some reason.

>>34255729
>5 inch
That shit is smaller than 5 inches, my dick is 5 and it's way bigger than that.

>>34257893
Yeah in hindsight a flaccid penis shot wAs probably not necessary

>>34258037
It's only semi in the original pic
Yeah 5" is the longest measurement though you're right

My point is most women don't actually GAF about dick size though