Post your weirdest fetish anon. (pic related)

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>>34255681
>i can only get off to cartoons
>pic related

>>34255681
I don't have any pictures on my phone but its parasites and symbiotes and shit like that.

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>>34255731
>pretending to be me
I'm the only parasite/symbiote poster allowed here fag

>>34255789
There are a few people on this site with that fetish there was a post about parasites and shit like that a few months ago.

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>>34255893
>there was a post about parasites and shit like that a few months ago.
I post them in every relevant thread I'm awake for though nerd.

hypno hentai isnt weird, senpai.

>>34255681
My weirdest fetish would be to my own private human milking cow, who would provide me with all my dairy needs.

And who knows, maybe that could expand to a whole farm of busty cow women.

Moo.

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any murrsuit fans?

>>34255965
How much would you charge for a 2L of "cow" milk?

>>34255932
Then I probably saved a few of your pictures. <3

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>>34256028
You better pay me back sometime then by dumping your shit, this stuff is hard to find.

>>34256019
I wouldn't know right know. However much people will pay.

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>>34255681
>weirdest fetish is hypnosis

lmao basic af

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I like to masturbate imagining female soldiers being shot and killed in combat. Like imagining a pretty young woman in her combat gear crouching in a grimy alleyways with fear in her eyes before the enemy rush around the corner and she shoots one but the others shoot back and hit her, their bullets ripping into her soft innocent flesh and making her slump against the wall, whimpering in pain, her tears streaming her grimy cheeks as she thinks about her family as she bleeds to death, how she did this for them and how she will never see then again. She's so young and innocent and had her whole life ahead of her but now she is going to die here alone and forgotten. I get off imagining her pain and absolute misery and helplessness in the face of death. I an rubbing my dick against the bottom of my desk just writing this.

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Futanari wrestling men and beating them using cock-based moves. I have to commission all of my fapping material.

Part 1

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>>34256209
Part 2

PART 2

HISSATSU

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textile factory

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forest fires

>>34255722
dam she thic

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>>34255681

>he doesn't look solely at giantess material

giantess + anything and I like it. Literally anything

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>>34256209
>>34256222
>cock-based moves
too much

>>34256226
Have you ever been bitten by a centepede anon?

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I don't fap to it too often but this is my weirdest: furry futanari(fox girls with fox dicks). pic related is a good one.

I wouldn't call myself a furry at all. I don't have a fursona or fursuit or anything. I just became so into futanari that anything with tits and a cock could get me going, and I Pavlov'd myself into becoming a furry(and, some of the artists are REALLY good). Plus, I like the skintones they have going on, with all the different colors. It's like erotic bodypaint.