>can't stop smelling my own farts
>>34258321
the best thing is when you fart while laying in bed and then dive under your blanket to inhale the fart
>>34258410
the silent ones smell the best
>>34258321
Everyone likes their own brand
No shame in it brother
>>34259681
>the silent ones that burn on the way out
The ultimate.
>>34259913
> the silent one that burn in the way out and smell like death
i feel proud of myself when fart one of these
Am I the only one here who prefers volume over smell? In both meanings of the word, loud ones are great, but the long ones where you feel your stomach deflating are pretty satisfying too.
Perfect thread to post in while on the toilet btw.
>>34258321
I sit with a dryer sheet in-between my ass and smell ass with a hint of lavender when I fart. My girlfriend does it too.
>>34260625
I'd like to believe you two just discovered that independantly and then just met by fate.
>>34260652
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Nope. After I broke her anal cherry she started doing that. She was afraid it would smell bad when I tongue punched her fart box, After a while we just picked up the habit. We go through a box every two weeks.
>>34260625
you know when you relationship with someone is grown when you both start farting together and both of you don't care about it
>>34260605
My morning farts are the best. I can feel myself hollowing out
Farts are nice, but sometimes after mexicans (or equivalent food) I intentionally take my shit in the CEOs bathroom.