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>>34263134
>tfw dick is too short for magnums but too girthy for regular ones
This is disaster

>>34263134
>what's it like having a big dick
It's ok but I don't get to use it so it's not a big deal. It's a 7x5.5 inch BBC anyways.
>inb4 a ton of guys post their dicks

>>34263134
That image is shopped.

1. Magnum xl aren't that big
2. She was originally holding some other r bullshit

Just saying.

>>34263134
I'm 8.5 inches by 7 girth, I never knew they made condoms that could somewhat fit they always hurt so I wouldnt use them. Bad part is I don't get anal as much as I would like and getting a blow job is hard too. Good I never had a girl not want to fuck.

>>34263172
>>tfw dick is too short for magnums
You do realise you don't have to completely unravel the condom right?

>>34263232
>7 girth
jesus christ how do you make it fit?

>>34263243
>You do realise you don't have to completely unravel the condom right?
If you'd leave it unraveled, wont it slip off?

>>34263270
It won't slip off because its a lot tighter at the end by design, and it just gets tighter the less you unravel it.

Though if you ever get a girl (or boy you fucking faggot burn on a cross) you can probably convince them in the heat of the moment to just go bareback because you're too big. I've heard lots of girls fall for that shit, or at least just roll with it.

I wish I knew.

>4" length, 5" girth

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>>34263134
who is this beutiful woman

>>34263265
In the condom? It hurts but I dont need to use them anymore I've only used a condom maybe twice, and women can fit pretty big things into their vaginas, but like I said blow jobs suck Ive only came once from one most is teeth city and their jaws hurt.

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>>34263379
Katheryn Winnick, she plays lagertha on Vikings.

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>>34263232
>I'm 8.5 inches by 7 girth
>my dick is literally top 0.0000001% large
yeah sure haha lol

>>34263232
tfw 8.6x7.1

>>34263420
>tfw 8.7x7.2 dick
>tfw still a virgin
its not fair

>>34263401
> Actress from the "" Redpilled "" Vikings show
> Fantasizes about the BBC

Really made me think t b q h

>>34263134
>tfw 3.4 in legnth x 6.5 in girth
what the fuck did i do to deserve this

>>34263439
>tfw 8.8x7.3 dick
>tfw still a virgin

You dont even know suffering my man.

>>34263401
>>34263134
Anyone noticed how her facial aesthetics changes whenever she has blonde or brown eyebrows? She looks like completely different person.

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>>34263456
D*Iete this

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>>34263309
I'm sorry if sound dumb but how this whole unravel thing works? Do you put a condom and roll it down the shaft till the end and if there's some condom length left then it's okay?

>>34263482
who is this floozy?

>>34263172
What you have a soda can dick?

>>34263524
just 5.5 x 5.5 dickerino.

>tfw born too early for complete penile replacement surgery
in like 50 years theyll be able to grow you a cock in the lab from your own cells but youll specify how long and thick you want it. i'd just get a modest 8"x6" new benis tbqhwyf

>>34263407
Whats funny is its true, when I was a teen I was to much of a bitch to use it like I could have I thought my dick was small, its also VERY small when not erect so that fucked me up for a bit

>>34263407
That John Falcon guy has a 13 inch benis so that anon could be telling the truth?

>>34263549
People who are dicklets kike you should be given HRT and become a sissy trap with their boiclit locked in a cock cage.

>>34263502
yes
>fuck you robot how is this answer going to be original

>>34263392
I meant inside women. That's like a beer bottle.

Makes me remember and wonder.. back in the 80s I was in maybe 1st grade and the entire class boys and girls were in our underwear we could see eachother and then taken behind a curtain with a teacher and school nurse. I'm pretty sure she looked at my penis I dont know if it was a normal checkup? Or we were all molested lol oh well makes me wonder if the penis inspection meme real.

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>>34263134
tfw feels good man

>>34263576
I know that feeling bro.

My dick is pretty much average when filled up but fucking tiny when it's just chilling.

Locker rooms are the worst.

>>34263628
They stretch, havent torn any vagina yet but after a while they get sore, look up some pornhub vids of massive dildos that will blow your mind

>>34263616
>People who are dicklets kike you should be given HRT and become a sissy trap with their boiclit locked in a cock cage.
Sure, whatever makes your cock hard you homo.

>>34263502
Fucking hell, Anon, I'll take a picture.
You pinch the tip, then roll it down.

>>34263599
>That John Falcon guy has a 13 inch benis
there is no proof of this autismyth that has been perpetuated on the internet since its dawn

>>34263565
>in the future everyone can have a dick as big as they like
>women can't have casual sex anymore because every sexual encounter is like getting hit in the gooch by a freight train
>they desperately seek out dicklets with whom sex isn't extremely painful (for them)
A guy can dream.

>>34263662
Ya locker rooms gave me tons of anxiety grower not a shower

>>34263665
How fast do you go through lube? Do you need to do a shitton of foreplay to work it in there or is it easier than one might expect?

>>34263679
Except for the documentary and the book he wrote, yeah, no proof at all.

>>34263502
I can never get this right usually the prostitute has to do it for me ;(

>>34263666
Nice trips but a dicklet is no better then a sissy, why do you think asians make the best traps?

>>34263649
link?
orejewoasd

>>34263647
I went to private school and they DID do a psyhicle on us and we would all joke about "penis inspection day" they just cupped your balls and made you cough.

>>34263708
show me a 12 inches dick properly measured that isn't photo shopped, no tricks

if there is NONE on the internet, why should I believe that this faggot has a 13" dick?

hell I'm not even sure if Ive ever seen a properly measured 11" dick ever, with no tricks

and trust me, I've seen a lot of dicks on 4chan

>>34263647
Its normal at some schools for a exam but the joke of them measuring your penis and flicking the tip is just a meme, in sports before you signed up had to go to doctor and we called it penis inspectors

>>34263667
Oh, i see. So you roll it up down the end but leave more space near the penis head?

>>34263700
I almost always do foreplay becuase its fun, but sometimes a quicky no foreplay just spit on the tip and away we go, they are always wet and have never had to use loob its pretty easy people think its harder then it is, some women dont produce enough lube so you have to use it I havent come across one though

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>>34263712
>dicklet
you probably have no idea what it means.

I am not sure if mine is big, or average.

6.7in, and it is too thick to fit through a toilet paper tube thing.

idk

>>34263647
Dude you got molested? I never had to do this wtf

>>34263134
>what's it like having a big dick?
It kinda sucks actually. I mean yeah it's nice to look at and gets you all sorts of positive attention up front. But it's a fucking hassle during sex.

I've literally never gotten a decent blowjob, I keep getting scraped by teeth and have never been with anyone who could deepthroat. I've had girls chicken out of letting me fuck them, and I've literally never been able to go balls-deep in a vagina. I'm a bifag, and even though I prefer girls, I find myself mostly hooking up with guys since they're less likely to chicken out of bottoming. And when they do bottom I can usually go all the way. But even then, that's only with a gallon of lube and an fucking hour of slow prepwork getting them warmed up before I can finally go full force without hurting them. So I actually end up bottoming more often than topping, just cause it's a faster and way less hassle (plus prostate orgasms are fucking awesome).

>>34263811
Pretty gay man but ya I never been deepthroated either I wish but it will never happen.. like I said earlier good luck on anal

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>>34263811
>I've literally never been able to go balls-deep in a vagina
Thats literally the best feeling.
big dicks btfo.

>>34263811
Gross faggot kys

>>34263723
2 sec in google...it is the first line with .com at the end of it

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>>34263456
Yeah, really gets those neurons firing

>>34263861
>nipple cowers
but why?

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>>34263861
which one is fake?

>>34263884
https://twitter.com/katherynwinnick/status/752555582507409408?lang=en

>>34263726
I feel better knowing this

>>34263749
Ya they didnt measure my pe is or anything to strange

>>34263806
I dont think I was molested but who knows

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>>34263884
Condom one you fuckin dingus

>>34263884
op is fake... would be hard to add the hair under the nipple stickers

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feels good

oreschlong

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I have a nicely sized dick, happy with it. The few girls I've been with seemed to like it.

But it hasn't ever gotten me laid or anything like that, I don't send girls random dickpics and shit. When you take the clothes off you're already getting laid unless you fuck it up somehow.

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This cant be good. I'm a bit lacking in length department

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>tfw you're a grower, so you have to be hard before you take your pants off

>>34264268
>>34264046
>>34263952

I don't trust this site. No way am I above average.

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those girth statistics have to be way wrong lol

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>>34264321
Average motherfucker is below 5 inches. I'm not sure if you ever went to team showers or gym showers or whatever, but the amount of dicklets would probably surprise you.

>>34263134
My dick is like 6.2x5 and I got magnums. They aren't as big as people like to make them out to be

>>34264353
is that really true?

I'm
>>34264346

and porn always makes me feel tiny, even amateur dicks are fucking massive half the time

>>34264353
Nah, never had nude men around me very often and I didn't feel the urge to look. I feel like I missed out now. According to that thing I'm a shower, too. Should have been asserting my dominance with my magnum dong.

I just came here for the monster cock pics.

Start posting hunganons

>>34264410
>is that really true
No. Most studies put the average erect length at around 5.5 to 6 inches.

>even amateur dicks are fucking massive half the time
2 reasons:
1. Generally the camera will be closer to the penis in porn than your face is to your own in irl.
2. Generally people with big dicks are more likely to be posting them online.

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is this good?
anyone want pics?

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>>34264410
Most studies show that (depending on country of course) average dick size goes from like 3.8 up to 6 inches or something. In US it's around 5-5.1 inches.

Porn is a shitty way of comparing, since they specifically select dudes that are Chad Thundercocks, and amateur guy generally wouldn't allow themselves to be uploaded if they were small. Stop worrying about your size man, there are worse things to worry about. With 6 inches you're set, above average.

>>34264552
>No. Most studies put the average erect length at around 5.5 to 6 inches.
>erect
>gym showers

How many showers do you take with erect men, anon?

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>>34263502
I'm the guy you were talking to.
Yeah, you do just that. It starts in a little circle that you put at the top of your dick and just unravel as you need. Get some and practice, it helps in case the time ever does come

> 6"x5" cock
> never have to worry about being too small
> never have to worry about not going balls deep
> never have to worry about condom sizing
> perfect size for visual appeal for people who don't watch porno 24/7

Why can't everyone have this perfect dick size?

>>34264596
I'll need to try it in practice because it's probably much easier to do than it sounds.

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>>34263917
Damn...
[originalpost69]

>>34263737

Look up John Holmes, he was pretty close to 12 and his dick looks the same in every movie he was in.

>>34265099
How hard is it to become male porn actor? Just have long dong?

>>34264703

this is my man right here
originallo

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>>34263134
> 5" dick
> doesn't matter because no woman will ever want to have sex with me anyway

kind of weird how every aspect of me is repulsive to women. my appearance, my personality, and my dick

Is.....is it Lagertha? And if yay is it real?

>>34265172
Yes and it's shopped.
>>34265149
What's the girth anon?

>>34263134
It feels weird when everyone complains about getting rejected for short dicks, or being insecure due to that, and then you have a big pecker that you'll never get to use.

7x6" here. 26EV, no girl has ever wanted me.

It's like I only get downsides. I'm too big for many sextoys, I have to buy condoms online (as if I'd ever get to use any), and should I ever get a bj, they probably can't deepthroat me.

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>>34263225
Portland, Oregano
God dammit fuck you bot

>>34265769
>subtle hint
i dont get it actually. She's nude in vikings or what?

>>34264703
I have this size but i feel like im stuck in dick purgatory where im not big but not average

>>34265769
Who's this girl, anyways? Some celebrity or pornstar? What am I missing?

>>34263616
I don't think they make cages for square cocks.

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>4-6.5" flaccid
>8x5.8" erect

It's been pretty decent so far

>>34265868
She's just one of the main characters in Tv series "Vikings".

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>plays a famous viking and archaryan
>is slavic
really made me think

>>34265821
Her nipples probably kept showing through her clothes

I'm like 7 or 8 in with 5 or 6 in girth. Being a robot I can't use it but it does help me get nudes on omegle often

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>everyone on /r9k/ is an attractive, fit, tall greek god with a huge dick
>except me

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>be 6 inches
>girls tell me its big and almost hurts sometimes
>can't tell if they're trying to flatter me or if actually a problem

>>34265993
That doesnt make sense. I mean she portrays shieldmaiden and i think she has to wear some kind of armor all the time.

>>34265847
Basically, how big a romantic partner is going to see your dick as is completely up to how much you turn them on. This penis size forces merit, but definitely isn't an innherent punishment.

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>>34266024
If your girth is +5, then it's true. Dont fall for dick memes - having too huge penis can be a problem for girls.

>>34265769
>women want to take picture of thing
>so self absorbed that they have to be in the shot
Every fucking time

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>5 inchs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bR-s4ReIxJo

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>>34266141
>5 inchs
Same here anon. Same here.

>>34266036
>i think she has to wear some kind of armor all the time.

Except for the 99% of the time she isn't fighting. She's just wearing a dress and was probably nipping out.

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>>34265933
nice dubs, nice cock

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>>34266278
Everyone says that it's average size but i dont feel confident in it.

>>34264321
Still 9 inches long and 5.9 inches circumference is still big

>That delusional belief that 4chan has thinking that dick size is the only way to please your partner.