>"I've had my fun. I'm ready to settle down,

>>34262769
r-really? will you let me lick your feet

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>>34262769
>fuck off, I realized that I'm gay

>>34262769
I'm 18 years old and have negative income
Why would you settle down with me you dumb slut

>>34262769
This seems to be more of a reality as I grow older.
I'm 26 now, and 90% of the females that have approached me have all been single mothers who've been fucked and used by McChad. Now they want a 'Good Man' with decent income that can fix all their problems

NOT ME.

>>34263299
From the ages of eighteen to 30 I never had to deal with single mothers. Do you not live near a college or something?

>>34262769
Can I lick the cummies of other men off you before I get my turn

Would be my response

>>34263385
> Do you not live near a college or something
No I don't. I'm a bit old to be dating college students(19~22) anyway.

I've resigned to the life of solitude.

>>34263385
>implying single, non-mother girls in their prime time would approach him

>>34263436
>I'm a bit old to be dating college students(19~22) anyway.
Have you heard about the "half my age + 7" meme?

20 year old girls are perfect for you.

>>34262769
I'd honestly rather become a wizard that take used goods. which will probably happen because all the girls I know irl are used goods, and online dating is a meme