If you beat up a guy in front of his gf does that mean you get

>>34273860
No you can't keep her. It just means that when she is fucking him she'll be thinking of you. Nothing more. Unless you somehow managed to get her number then she will cheat on her bf with you to fulfill her fantasies

>>34273860
If you beat up my bf I would hate you.

>>34273860
That just mean you are more of an ape than an actual human being. But be happynowadays people prefer apes to human

>>34273942
So are you saying I should beat the living shit out of chads in front of their gfs?

>>34273959
But as proving I( am physically superior to your bf you should be attracted to me

regardless with your protector gone I could rape you then and claim my prize

>boys in their early 20's who never leave their house and get their idea of human psychology from incel ideology
hilarious

>gf beats up the guy who beat you up
my fantasy

>>34274015
show us your muscles if youre top shit

>>34273860
My gf likes to carry. Granted, it's purse carry which is the most autistic form of carry, but if some sperg sucker punched me and started beating me up, he would probably be lit up

>>34273959
Fuck off roastie why are you here? GET OUT OF MY THREAD

>>34274023
>implying women dont like violent men

>>34274015
> physically superior
> your protector
> claim my prize

If you want people to take you seriously, you'll have to try not to sound so much like a twelve year old, jesus christ.

I unironically once dumped a boyfriend right after I saw a boy beat him up, and then got together with the boy that beat him up.

Though to be fair, there were many other details around the affair so it wasn't that cut and dry but still, the gist is I saw a boy beat up my bf so I dumped him for the guy who beat him up.

>>34274251
Prove youre a girl. Timestamp your boobs.

>>34274276
lol k sure thing hon

>>34274190
If Chads are non-violent pussies, how come they like them instead of masculine ubermensch fighting machines like us?

>>34274276
If digits the emperor commands it.

>>34274333
Holy shit bless Kek I always seem to get digits when asking for tits.

>>34274358
>implying that means shit to the sluts on here

>>34274333
>Checked

The Emperor's Will be done.

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>>34274333
P-praise Kek

oregonalo

>>34273860
You might have been watching too much porn, famalam.

Learn to differentiate fantasies from reality.

>>34274291

Bitches value appearance over everything. Guy who looks like he can fight vs. guy who actually can fight...dumb cunts will choose the looks like guy.

>>34274414
But I can literally murder most chads in a fight...

Why can't bitches appreciate that? Just fuck my life up

>>34274358
The Gods will it.

>>34274291
Because they're attractive. Doesn't mean they also don't like bad boys, criminals, and violent men.Chad's are only nonviolent because they have life on easy mode, you would be non violent too if all you had to do is message a girl "HI cutie whats ur number" and get laid 1 hour later based solely on your looks.

>>34274074
Why?

>>34274202
What?

ORIGINAL

>>34274333
DAMN TITS OR GTFO BITCH.

>>34274251
>Though to be fair, there were many other details around the affair so it wasn't that cut and dry
Yeah yeah

>>34273942
Only if the guy was being a douche first and you put their ego in check otherwise she'll think you're a violent psycho and only fuck you if she was abused as a child. And from what I've seen that's about a 15% chance

>>34273860
You are a nut, OP. Stop watching so much porn.

>>34274251
Stop lying you stupid autism fuck

>>34273860
Inside the mind of a Negroid.

I have a girlfriend and she beats me up all the time. She loves me and sticks up for me when people try to fight me. Not lying im dead serious. Shes about a 7.5/10 on a good day

>>34274251
>>34274333
If she doesn't deliver a pic this is all lies.

>>34274687
Play fight, light slapping/shoving or full on domestic abuse?

>>34274700
Dubs, the will of Kek grows ever stronger.

>>34274687
Who let you in you fucking normie, gtfo you putrid souless normie norman shit cuck faggot REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>34274687
living the dream anon

treat her right

>>34274709
broke my nose once and given me countless bruises

>>34274833
ls she thicc?

Once on a night walk I discovered a young woman being beaten on a bridge by a young man. I tore him off of her and threw him into the street, only to find that she began to attack ME. The young man was her boyfriend, and though he was beating her seconds before she was still quick to rush to his defense. I gifted her a hard smack across the face before leaving the scene.

Lesson learned, NEVER step in to defend a woman.

>>34274860
She could be thicker . Ill say shes 150lb 5'10

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>tfw no strong gf to protect u from bullies

>>34273860
no, you are a faggot for doing that

Getting into fights outside of high school is really lame. I mean I guess it would be alright at a bar or a college party but that is still pushing it, and no being able to beat up chad (who usually can fight pretty well himself) is not going to get you his gf...although it does make him look pretty bad. But most cocky chads that need their asses beat are large dudes and can hold their own in a fight, your average beta has zero chance.

>>34274872
It's not to defend them. Some of us enjoy fucking up uppity chads. Making them look like little bitches, humbling them. It's one of the best feelings in the world. right up there with jerking off.

>>34274996
>your average beta has zero chance
A year of training at most and "your average beta" turns into a killing machine.

>>34274872
The same thing happened to me sort of. I stopped on the highway to ask a couple who were pulled over on the shoulder and rifling through their car if they needed any help. They waved me on, and by the time I turned around the guy was beating her, throwing her all over the place. I rolled my window down and told them to knock it off or I'd call the police. The guy started charging at me like a bull so I drove off. But they jumped in their car, and with her driving, followed me for miles flipping me off, blowing at me, cursing me.

>>34275363
>A year of training at most and "your average beta" turns into a killing machine.
lmao holy shit

>>34275722
>Who is Rory MacDonald

>>34275363
>Implying your average beta has enough willpower to train for a year

>>34274434
just tell them your 6+feet tall it's the same thing
they like violent guys, they just don't want to say it outright

>>34274148

If your gf pulled a gun on someone, that counts as anal consent. She best not miss.

>>34275363
>a year of training at most

lmao

You don't even have to beat them up. If you're much taller than them just get in the guys face and make it clear he's your bitch. Easiest way to steal someones girl.

>>34274015
It doesn't work that way, fag.
If you aren't Chad but some fat basement dweller with a neck beard, she'll be disgusted and see you as a threat.
If you are Chad you just dont need to do that.

>>34276237

The thing to do if some guy does this to you is to pretend to be sexually attracted to them by winking/blowing kisses at them and watch them fumble to totally prove to everyone they're not gay. Your girl will laugh because she knows you and they'll either have to fight you or look like a pussy trying to explain their not gay.

>>34275995
I'm the living proof of that year of training
>tfw you realize you're suddenly stronger than everyone else
>people think I'm crazy
>called Bruce Lee

>>34274148
This happened to my brother. He was choking some guy's tongue out of his head, deservedly so, and the girlfriend shoved a shotgun to his head to get him to stop. He kept choking the guy and had to be pulled off by his friends.

>>34275722
>>34275995
Every military ever turns weak betas into killers in less than a year.

>>34276493
So she wasn't actually planning on shooting him? Wow what a shit waifu.

>>34274171
yea she's lyin anyway

this one time my roomates girlfriend hated my so badly, nobody has ever felt this way towards me, everyone in the frat thought it was hilarious how much she hated me

her boyfriend (my roomate) and i do a punch exchange, he punches me, then i punch him

i throw a solid punch, harder than his, and suddenly she is all over me trying to get in the same room with me, upset when i walk away.

you literally cannot underestimate stacy

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>>34273860
No

Oh god that's a terrible thing to happen. If I was in a relationship then all of a sudden some huge brolic guy named Juan beat him up I would at least try to throw things at him while I call the police.

>>34276561
Does that mean you're a girl (female)? Post tits

>>34276561
Would you suck Juan's dick right after he fucked his shit up or would you wait until night to sneak out and suck his dick behind the dumpster?

>>34276773
Reroll, praise the almighty kek. So that we may get some titties tonight, I ask that you, our undying lord, grant me a sequence of repeating numbers.

>>34276561
>some huge brolic guy named Juan

little too specific 2bh

>>34273860
Nope. For some reason it doesn't work that way. Find another way to be a scumbag normie.

>>34273860
No it just makes him look pathetic