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was that a mcdonalds bathroom?

>>34274223
>OP posted
>OP was a faggot
>the end

ta-da

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>Be at work
>I'm LP
>Several people called out today so I'm all alone
>Asian girl in the shoe section trying out shoes
>She takes off her shoes
>Takes off her socks and props up her feet to try shit on
>They look so fucking soft and delicate
>Rock solid
>Seriously considered jacking off

Pretty alright day

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>>34274223
>holds phone horizontal, but picture is vertical.

>>34274492

Am I the only story here? Fucking faggots.

>>34274223
>tfw gf
>tfw get drunk one night and tell her my fetish
>tfw she laughs but says it'll happen
>tfw we have a night off together the next day
>tfw she gets me drunk
>tfw she gets so drunk that she needs to pee every 10 minutes
>tfw she holds it in
>tfw tells me to go lay down in the tub
>tfw she pissed all over me

>>34276141
Sounds hot.
Oregano.lio

>>34276201
she asked me what kind of porn I watched, so one day after work...
>Come home
>ready to unwind
>chair is awkwardly out in the middle of the bedroom floor
>she comes out of the bathroom in fishnet stockings
>tells me to sit in it
>ties my arms behind it
>stands with one foot on the chair
>proceeds to rub her vageen all over my face
>10 minutes
>she unties me
>pushes me over to the bed
>layonyourback
>I assume I'm about to get laid
>she sits on my face
>has me eat her vageen and asshole until she comes
>says "good job" and goes in the bathroom to clean up