>be me
>incel entire life
>small group of other virgin friends
>never do useful hobbies or productive activities
>make a fake tinder with a chad profile
>blonde hair, blue eyes, 6'2", 10/10 chiseled face
>52 matches in the first day
>convince 17 of them for a date at the local sushi joint
>head over with the virgin autist squad
>ask the waiter for a booth near the entrance
>12:55PM
>5 roasties waiting at the door
>1:02PM
>11 roasties waiting at the door entrance
>friends and I howling and laughing uncontrolabbly
>waitress tells us that we have to keep it down or we'll be kicked out
>one of roasties recognizes the other
>"You had a date setup with a guy named anon too?"
>mfw they fell for it
>mfw the roasties got ghosted
>didn't take a picture
fuck off you lying cuck
>>34319473
Jesus christ OP
You have been muted for 8 seconds, because your comment was not original.
I don't do this or even think about doing such a thing.
I'm watching twitch tv or playing league.
>>34319509
too busy keking our asses off
Fucking devilish. You should keep doing it.
>>34319473
post a pic of the guy you used